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When you have it your way, it just tastes better.
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There are many visions of the future, but ours is from the creator of the Simpsons.
Please select mode of death.
Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.
You have selected slow and horrible.
Great choice.
Futurama, coming up next on Fox.
You are now dead.
The average butterfly takes three days to fully spread its wings in the springtime.
Each spring, the average woman takes as much time to realize she has nothing to wear.
Perfect time for the Payless spring sale.
With a huge selection of women's dress and casuals, for just $9.99, you won't need to spend three days looking for the perfect shoe.
No wonder they migrate here.
It's your choice, and doesn't it feel good? Payless.
This Wednesday.
Would any of you be interested in dating Katarina Stratford?
Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no goats.
Are there goats?
Many Things I Hate About You, made in PG-13, starts Wednesday.
Mom, kids asked Mr. Reach for a fun new toothbrush, so here's Reach Power Brush.
It's battery-powered, has a squiggly angled back, and helps kids fight cavities.
New Reach Power Brush. Don't just brush, reach.
Keep your eye on tonight.
I don't have good depth perception.
From the creator of The Simpsons comes the story of a boy.
He's a delivery boy.
Icy wiener.
Lost 1,000 years from home.
Tourist.
Introducing Futurama.
Cool. Just like in Star...
Coming up next on Fox.
Morning.
Breakfast.
Most important meal of the day, right?
Got a craving?
Right now, get AMPM nachos for just 69 cents when you buy a fountain drink.
Easy on the coffee, pinstripes. Yourself will kill you.
Kind of my own boss, you know.
I have a pretty set pattern that I like to travel every time, you know.
Cut there across the lake.
Zigzag between the flags and stuff.
It's brutal out there.
Well, they don't pay us very well, but, you know, I made enough to get my Saturn.
Oh, you know, gets hit quite a bit.
I got those dent-resistant panels, so mine's looking brand new still.
Welcome to Happy Hour, people!
Tonight on Fox 11 News at 10, bombarding Kosovo for a fifth straight night.
The latest on NATO airstripes.
Plus, two dogs go on a vicious attack.
And fire gets a Venice pet shop.
Dozens of animals are killed at 10.
You can't hide.
I know very well that it can't be caught.
The X-Files, an all-new episode tonight on the Fox.
Pull over.
Finally, after all these years, fruits, we get to steal the dogs.
We're going to be rich in one hour.
We're going to be celebrities.
Just one more, Grandpa.
Okay, sugar. Smile.
In time, the Weekly World News is going to be here in 10 minutes.
I've got them up to a half a million dollars.
Polaroid, right now.
Incredible.
The readings are off the charts.
All right, everybody.
If this one doesn't get your toes tapping, check your pulse, you may be dead.
Here it is, coming to you in Living Cola.
Refreshing Pepsi Cola.
From the wonderful folks who put the R in Cola.
I'll be signing off now, because it's my bedtime.
I'll catch you on the flip side.
Be there.
Hey, fish job.
Are you ready to make real noise?
To make new friends?
To take sharper pictures?
Are you ready to build bridges?
Learn diplomacy?
Learn to swim.
Are you ready to turn what you want to do into what you will do?
Are you ready?
Be all you can be.
The future looks sensational.
Why would a robot need to drink?
I can quit any time I want.
From the creator of The Simpsons comes a clever, wild, and funny new series that's worth the wait.
Come on, Bender, let's mow you.
Introducing Futurama.
Nice catch, idiot.
The series premiere is coming up next on Fox.
In this fast-paced world, you need anchors who won't waste your time.
John Beard, Christine Devine.
At Fox 11 News, our people make the difference.
Next week, it's an all-new Simpsons Easter special of Biblical proportions.
You must be Eve.
Oh, I guess.
Looks like God made you out of my sexiest rib.
On your knees, you mugs.
It's the Pharaoh.
Odin, ask Pharaoh to let your people go.
Whoa, now they're my people.
Let's get it on.
All I need is my trusty sling and one good heart.
Hey, how's tomorrow for you?
Now, from the creator of the Simpsons, the series premiere of Futurama on Fox.
Space.
It seems to go on and on forever.
But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels.