I knew it.
So dead.
Johnny?
The big, juicy Carl's Jr. superstar.
Kate, stupid!
If you get it all over your face...
Something wrong?
Man!
You may have to find a new place.
I'm funkin' out in air by the way
But I'll never lose that feelin'
No, I won't
Of how I learned my lesson that day
When they were dancin' and singin'
And movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me
Somebody turned around and shouted
Play the funky music
The hits are back at 105.7 KCPX
How much you save this weekend at Hancock Fabrics is a mystery.
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Just bring your merchandise to one of our cashiers,
pick out your special mystery discount ticket,
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Home decor, fashion fabrics, notions, patterns, the choice is yours.
How much will you save this weekend?
To find out, come to the mystery sale this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday at Hancock Fabrics.
So, how you doin'?
Oh, miserable.
Breakfast time, we sit around while folks pop something sweet from the toaster.
What's not to love? Real eggs.
Hey, bacon.
And cheese.
Say, what if somebody wrapped us up in a pastry crust and popped us up?
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This May, it's Super Shows on Rosie.
Faster than a speeding roller coaster.
Rosie's going to Orlando to Universal Studios' Islands of Adventure with Wynonna, Ricky Martin.
In sync at 98 degrees.
More powerful than the Star Wars blast-off with Super Star Wars guests.
This will be a Star Wars connection for the month of May.
Super Shows, Super Stars.
It's Super Rosie this May.
On the next Seinfeld.
Idiots!
You put your groceries under the hood of my car?
I was this close to sucking a muffin down the car parade.
Tonight at 6.30 on FOX 13.
Donnie and Marie salute moms with funny lady Julia Sweeney telling how her mother knows best.
Always pay on a date because then you don't owe them anything.
And coming up Monday, it's Donnie and Marie in Las Vegas.
Only on Donnie and Marie.
Tomorrow at 11 on FOX 13.
Yes, Springfield, Illinois.
I'd like a number to the Lincoln Museum, please.
For numbers coast to coast dial 411.
And I need a Philadelphia number too.
411 from US West.
One more reason life's better here.
Welcome to Cooking Expo.
I know that you know how to make delicious tacos and quesadillas with Mission Tortillas.
But how about my amigos, eh?
Oh, so easy.
Chicken and veggies.
Mission Teriyaki Tortillo.
Wow.
Check this out.
Just take a hot dog or some ham and cheese and put them in a Mission Tortilla.
What do you got?
This is great.
So what do you want in your Mission Tortilla?
The road doesn't know if it's bumpy or rainy or icy.
But Bravada knows.
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Speak.
Start out smarting the road with Bravada Smart Track.
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Once again, Road Stupid.
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Bravada by Oldsmobile.
Start something.
Why is that woman staring at me?
She's probably not.
Why am I so paranoid?
I can't believe I said that.
That's something my father would say.
Great, I'm turning in my father.
Unbelievable.
Look, somebody left a cardboard box.
That'd make a cool fort or a tank.
Yeah, a tank.
When was the last time you went to Baskin Robbins?
Come on in for two scoops of your favorite flavors
smothered in hot fudge, whipped cream, and topped with a cherry.
The $1.99 two-scoop sundae at Baskin Robbins.
Happiness served daily.
Miss a call? Help is on your line.
Press star-6-9 from U.S. West.
One more reason life's better here.
Announcing a new way to see.
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When I come home from work,
I just want to play with Sam, not be a disciplinarian.
But he's got this security blanket,
and I know it's time he gives it up.
He drags it everywhere.
By the end of the day, I cringe when I think about what's crawling on it.
Finally, there's a detergent that does more than clean.
It sanitizes. New Tide with Bleach.
The only detergent that kills 99.9% of bacteria.
As long as he gets rid of it before he goes to the prom.
The Biore Self-Heating Mask.
Deep cleans your face with a gentle heat.
Only Biore heats up instantly to liquefy oily residue.
And rinse it away clean in just 60 seconds.
Amazing what a little heat can do.
Biore. Clean. Honest.
What kind of woman wears KED's relaxed fit?
She's relaxed.
Soft, comfortable KED's relaxed fit.
Feel good.
It's home improvement for the first time since primetime.
People are seeing things.
Your mother's quite large. Perhaps she's the mothership.
Next, home improvement.
Next on FOX 13.
Thursday, it's a FOX special movie presentation.
Adam Sandler is the oldest little brat ever to go back to grade school.
I feel like an idiot sometimes.
Although I am an idiot, so it kind of works out.
In the outrageous comedy...
Billy Pete is pants.
Everybody, my age, pees their pants. It's the coolest.
Billy Madison.
Tonight at 7 on FOX 13.
Register today for the 13th annual Utah's Best Damn MS 150 Bike Tour, June 26 and 27.
Proceeds benefit the Utah chapter of the National MS Society.
At Domino's, we make your pizza fresh when you order.
And with the Domino's Heat Wave, we make sure it tastes like it's right from the oven.
All you have to make is a phone call.
Get two mini and pizzas with up to two toppings and a two liter of Coke for just $13.99.
The rising cost of living. It's tough to survive without credit.
That's why Quick Loan wants to help.
They give loans up to $1,000 for any reason and they specialize in bad credit and no credit situations.
In fact, there's no credit check on most loans.
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So call Quick Loan today and give yourself the credit you deserve.
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Does dieting feel like a game you just can't win?
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Dear Mom, with my busy schedule, I don't often take time to let you know how much I love you.
I'm amazed that after all these years, you still know when your little girl needs a hug.
Happy Mother's Day. They must have had someone exactly like you and mine when they created it.
You were my rock. Always there, always helpful, always positive.
Mom, you're the best.
I'm very proud that you're my mom. I love you.
Happy Mother's Day from Fred Meyer.
Rosie's Craft Corner is brought to you in part by Bentley Square,
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It's springtime at Bentley Square.
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Why does dogs don't talk?
Mom, have you seen my spiders?
Can I have a monkey?
Is Shelly a boy or a girl?
You get a million questions a day.
Mom, where's the goldfish?
Mom, can we catch a monkey? Can we catch a monkey?
Mom!
What's for dinner?
Is easy to answer.
Tyson Holly Farms.
So fresh, America's made it its favorite chicken.
Why would you serve your family anything less?
Why?
Tyson Holly Farms fresh.
We're chicken.
Mom, I'm hungry.
The Quilted Northern Quilters.
What's that? A new kind of quilting needle?
No, dear, it's a lint brush.
To prove which bathroom tissue gives you a better clean.
Lint? And a bathroom tissue?
Just watch. This is Charmin.
Look how much lint it leaves.
Lint? I don't want that on me.
Quilted Northern is made to leave you clean, not leave more lint.
Ah, a quilted clean.
A clean that leaves you feeling fresh.
Lint? Who knew?
Quilted Northern for a quilted clean.
I'm here with an exciting medical announcement.
Doctors have learned that Monistat 1 keeps working for days to cure a yeast infection.
Monistat 1, one dose, from the number one doctor-recommended brand.
Wow, even the donut holes cost over a dollar.
Honey, nothing good costs under a buck nowadays.
How about a 20-minute call to anywhere in America?
That's crazy.
He's right.
Dow 10-10-2-20 and all calls up to 20 minutes are only 99 cents.
And just 10 cents a minute after that, man.
Is it really that cheap?
Oh, yeah, try it. You'll see.
Sure, cutie, why not?
Step away from the pastry.
Why?
That's the last declare, sir.
Oh.
Dial 10-10-2-20.
It's The Twizzlers Show, featuring the Pull and Peel dancers.
Lisa's looking good, but she enters a beauty contest.
Do you really think I can win?
One day, I'm starting to think I can win.
The Simpsons.
Next on Fox 13.
Thursday, it's a Fox special movie presentation.
Adam Sandler is the oldest little brat ever to go back to grade school.
I feel like an idiot sometimes.
Although I am an idiot, so it kind of works out.
In the outrageous comedy.
Billy Pete is pants.
Everybody, my HP's their pants. It's the coolest.
Billy Madison.
Tonight at 7 on Fox 13.
Did you bring everything?
Yeah.
Show me.
That's him?
Yes.
That's her.
We are gathered here today.
And the burger?
Here.
Join this man and this woman.
Now eat.
Nice, big bites.
It is working.
You are done.
Oh, no.
I'm not done.
Sometimes eating a big, juicy Carl's Jr. superstar can be especially satisfying.
Observe my precious little pumpkin.
Would I ever mislead this adorable bundle of joy?
Is the earth round?
I mean, this guy loves the taste of his V8 Splash fruit juice drink.
So would I tell him only V8 Splash has 100% of both vitamins A and C?
Or that it's good for him because it's from V8?
Nah.
Besides, he's got other things to concentrate on.
Like the ball.
V8 Splash.
To health, happiness, and harmony.
Now try strawberry banana, citrus blend, and fruit medley
with that fruit punch taste kids really love.
As amazing as it sounds,
two years of work has already been completed on the I-15 reconstruction project.
Before you know it, another two years will have passed,
and the new freeway will be finished.
Sure, there will be some growing pains along the way,
but the end result will be a freeway designed and built to last for generations.
At Domino's, we make your pizza fresh when you order.
And with the Domino's Heat Wave,
we make sure it tastes like it's right from the oven.
All you have to make is a phone call.
Get two mini and pizzas with up to two toppings
and a two liter of Coke for just $13.99.
I'm proud to be a native New Yorker.
It's a fabulous city.
Gorgeous park.
Biggest little boutique.
We've got the biggest building.
Ever wonder why New Yorkers have such big mouths?
Because we eat big pizza, like the big New Yorker from Pizza Hut.
16 inches of real New York pizza dripping with cheese at a very un-New York price.
$9.99? Honey, you should never give it away.
The big New Yorker, new from Pizza Hut, is beautiful.
Kids are back at 105.7 KCPX.
Saturday, free hot dogs and drinks.
Nobody beats R.C. Willie. Nobody.
Hey, you hard-working moms.
Got yourself a dinner emergency.
Don't panic.
Just hurry on over to KFC for the one-of-a-kind taste
of the Colonel's Original Recipe Chicken.
It's finger-lickin' good.
With my lemon herbs and spices.
Right now, get 10 moist and juicy pieces
of the Colonel's Original Recipe Chicken for just $8.99.
That price won't be here long, so hurry to KFC.
At KFC, we do chicken right.
At a right good price, too.
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Utah's favorite tradition continues.
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