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You wouldn't believe what I'm looking at here, sir.
Whatever it is, it's dragging a body.
There's something moving around down there.
It's heading right in your direction.
Don't bother using the phone because the Mischief Makers are caught on tape.
And Encore is your only defense in October and beyond.
We've got four tips to surviving the Mischief.
I think we may have another short.
It's the holiday season, so avoid all water sports.
Out of the water!
Out of the water now!
Especially if you live in Amity.
Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.
Right. Jaws 2.
Avoid all unnecessary travel because the Bates Motel is back in business.
And business is good.
Psycho 2.
Somehow I get the feeling you don't get out much.
Lock your doors because Jeff Goldblum's making history.
This is the most exciting thing I've ever seen.
One problem.
There's a fly in the ointment.
So remove all inviting targets because this fly's got no sense of humor.
That's disgusting.
The fly.
And oh yeah, don't forget to leave all family pets outdoors.
Because Junior's taking over where Daddy left off.
And his results are more creative.
The fly 2.
We're making mischief all month long and coming together for one last scare on Devil's Night.
Does child surfing ever get you down?
I mean, all that remote control lifting and button pushing.
Does it ever get to be too much?
Never fear. We have got the solution.
It's a flick called Amazon Women on the Moon.
A movie that changes the channel for you.
Hi, I'm Alison C.
Yes indeed, our next movie can appease your comedy appetite and your short attention span at the same time.
Amazon Women on the Moon is a spoof of late night TV,
interspersing a 50s style science fiction film parody with various comedy sketches and fake commercials.
The humor is fast and furious, running the gamut from the truly inspired to the truly groan-worthy.
And with more than 162 speaking parts, you'll see more stars in this film than an entire season of Jay Leno.
Everyone is in this movie from Ralph Bellamy in his 100th film role to Carrie Fisher to B.B. King.
Even Michelle Pfeiffer, before she became a serious actress, appears in a hospital scene with her then real-life husband Peter Horton.
And you'll get to see more of Ed Begley Jr. than you ever wanted to when he plays an invisible man who's not so invisible.
Amazon Women on the Moon is a total guilty pleasure.
It's like a big bowl of macaroni and cheese. It's cheap, it's cheesy, and it tastes so good.
It's coming up next.
The following presentation is rated R.