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The New York Times says Jiminy Glick has no shame. If there's a celebrity secret he doesn't know, he'll make it up.
See why Glick's exploits contain all the sharp edges his body lacks. On the premiere of Primetime Glick with Martin Short, just 22 minutes away.
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The President and First Lady arrive in Brussels for historic summit,
whose daughters arrive at White House for historic kegger.
The Daily Show with John Stewart, tonight at 11 only on Comedy Central.
People Magazine calls primetime click their show of the week.
The Associated Press says Jiminy Glick personifies celebrity in all its brazen excess.
See for yourself why Glick clicks on the premiere of Primetime Click with Martin Short, just 17 minutes away.
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Rolling Stone says Primetime Glick is a hoot.
The interviews are terrific.
He isn't afraid to ask the hard questions of his celebrity guests.
Even when he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.
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Primetime Glick premieres in just 4 minutes.
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Comedy Central Summer Film Festival presents, for the first time on network television,
Very Bad Things.
When a bachelor party gets way out of hand, friends start to lose their heads.
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People are so in love with their Camrys,
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From New York, this is a Daily Show Newsbreak.
Now, John Stewart.
Good evening. Here are some of the stories I learned about
while doing hard time for a crime I didn't commit.
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got to let it show.
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More Americans got their news from The Daily Show
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The President and First Lady arrive in Brussels for historic summit.
Bush daughters arrive at White House for historic kegger.
The Daily Show with John Stewart coming up next only on Comedy Central.
Next Wednesday, you're an overweight, frustrated, stammering, stuttering individual.
Aren't you kind?
Jerry Seinfeld and Dennis Miller drop by.
New episode of Primetime Glee with Martin Short.
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The people and the stories that will change your life.
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