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Downtown Houston will burst with excitement
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See you downtown.
Now showing on Warner Home Theater.
A rare comedy scene that actually improves on the original
says the
New York Magazine.
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A ghoulish comedy.
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Those cool ghouls are back.
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Bless their twisted souls.
Time Magazine.
Cara Mia.
Adam's Family Values.
Waited PG-13.
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America is watching.
The reporters are inside edition of Fearless.
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See why America is watching Inside Edition.
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They are the faces of today.
The faces of yesterday.
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Once in a rare while, a motion picture is lauded by audiences and hailed by critics.
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Get ready for the comedy that's taking America by surprise.
Can make a fine living in a pair of heels.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, rated R.
Starts tomorrow at select theaters.
He packs heavy.
She packs light.
She wears silk.
He wears wool.
He's comfortable at 68 degrees.
She prefers 72.
Good thing they own a Buick Park Avenue with available dual-zone climate control.
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It happens every day.
As the earth rolls on its belly, the lights go out from east to west.
Night sweeps across the land.
This is the time when dreams are made.
And as another day is put to bed, a tired eye plays once, twice.
Good night, sleepyhead.
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America's funniest odd couple.
No matter what their children do, it's Christmas pop.
Be polite.
These parents.
Idiots.
Keep acting like kids.
Eat my shorts.
Jack Lemon, Walter Mathau, Anne Margaret, and Darryl Hannah.
Do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow.
The comedy hit Grumpy Old Men.
Easy to order on pay-per-view.
Call your cable system or check your guide for details.
We're giving you an inside look at Ford Motor Company's latest achievement.
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Which will be sold in 75 countries.
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Ford Contour and Mercury Mystique.
Coming September 29th.
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From Touchstone Pictures.
A man who had no one.
Adopting a child who had nothing.
You got tested on your wrist. And now against all odds.
They're determined to become a family.
Yes, my brother! Yes, my brother!
A simple twist of fate.
Rated PG-13. Starts September 2nd.
What would you do?
Three knife things in one week.
How far would you go?
Good God.
You're all in it together playing a practical joke on me.
How right would you be?
Must be some stupid mistake.
You know what happens to people when we're in a situation like this.
You know what happens to people who withhold evidence in a case of murder.
How much would it take?
Let's hear what you have to say first.
Can one man
You looking for clues?
solve the perfect crime?
Inspector Allen. Tuesday on the A&E Mystery Movie.
Take a look around you.
Find out about the place you're living.
In Jatah!
From the director of Driving Miss Daisy comes a film about passion.
Take your trousers off a minute.
Greed.
Do I have to bribe?
No.
You mean no.
That's the opposite of yes.
And the last word in diplomacy.
Have you gone completely mad?
Colin Friel's.
Sean Connery.
Joanne Wally Kilmer.
A good man in Africa.
Is he everything?
Nothing significant.
Rated R.
Starts Friday, September 9th at select theaters.
The Eagle has landed.
All the moments.
John F. Kennedy.
Died at approximately 1 o'clock.
The shared memories.
The events we'll never forget.
Well, I'm not a crime.
All the pain and the joy.
All of history.
All in one place.
Coming January 1st.
The History Channel.
Call your cable operator today and begin your historic journey.
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Coming September 29th.
Here's an inside look at Ford Motor Company's latest achievement.
Our worldwide team has created a car for the world.
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Coming September 29th.
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Paul Simon 1964 to 1993.
Call 1-800-423-1212.
And for 59.95 plus shipping and handling.
You'll receive this remarkable retrospective featuring all his hits from nearly 3 decades.
Plus rare photos in a 44 page booklet.
Cable brings you more choice next month.
Enter a real life Shangri-La.
Forbidden to the outside world for nearly 30 years.
Mustang, The Hidden Kingdom.
An original documentary special on the Discovery Channel.
And NFL football is back.
And nobody plays it like TNT.
And these 3 witches will leave your whole family in stitches when Cable presents Focus Focus on the Disney Channel.
There's something for everybody on Cable next month.
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Better TV getting better every day.
They're on the front lines in a war that will never end.
You're always gonna have a fire situation.
But what drives a firefighter to risk it all?
Fear is the unknown.
Meet the men and women who make the difference between life and death.
It's a great feeling. It really is.
Fire in the heat of the battle.
Investigative Reports. Friday on A&E.
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Remember the ultimate test of a household cleaner?
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We now return to the last days of John Dillinger.
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Every boy has questions about the facts of life.
Dad, if you kiss a girl, what base is that?
What are you studying?
Sex.
For answers, Frank Wheeler and his friends hired an expert.
Dad, look. It's a girl. What do you say?
Thank you.
Dad, this is V. V, this is Dad.
Hello.
You gotta get rid of her or she'll tell our parents.
Why, she's not gonna tell. She's my friend. She's gonna marry my dad.
People like your dad don't marry women like me.
I told him what you did and he didn't mind. She's proud to new mat tutor.
I bet you're really good at it.
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Dad, she's the right woman. She scores a 98 out of a possible 100.
Losing one point because she's a total stranger.
You only lose one point for that?
Melanie Griffiths. Ed Harris.
I feel a strong mammalian pull towards you.
Which brings us to sex.
Milk Money. Rated PG-13. Sneak preview Saturday, August 27th. Check newspapers.
Mr. Stern, we have a warrant for sex.
The man is a suspect.
Our streets aren't safe for anyone.
Your arrest don't prove anything.
Your husband having an enemy.
He admitted that she did this to you.
You're under arrest.
You go to jail.
These guys are gonna hang themselves. I ain't a wreck.
I'm on this case. You threatened to kill me.
When it comes to the law, everybody's the same.
I've sent a lot of guys away on circumstantial evidence.
What's the charge?
Let's cut a deal.
Law and order. Beginning September 5th on A&E.
The all-new Subaru Legacy has the traction to turn a winter storm into a day at the beach.
And the day at the beach? Well, Subaru all-wheel drive is the ultimate safety feature.
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When glasses take abuse, they can lose their fit.
Lenscrafters has these flex-on frames.
They're made of a titanium alloy.
The first time I twist a pair in front of a customer, they gasp.
They're very surprised that you can bend it and you can twist it and it goes back to its original shape.
They keep their fit.
Cool, isn't it?
And because we're Lenscrafters, we can make a pair of glasses with flex-on frames in about an hour.
Your kid can peel them off your face. Your aunt can sit on them.
I guess your dog can't chew them.
Lenscrafters, helping people see better, one hour at a time.
Attention! Sunnyland Furniture, one of Houston's leading furniture stores, is going out of business after more than 67 years.
Sunnyland must liquidate $25 million of fine furniture grandfather Cloxin imported handmade Oriental rugs regardless of cost.
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My favorite teacher, they have music and songs in there.
They watch the movie over and over and over again.
They learn the songs.
A doll, a deer, a fiend.
It brings back good memories and I know it's giving good memories to my children and my grandchildren.
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Introduce your family to the greatest musicals of all time.
The Rodgers and Hammerstein video collection.
I think all the families will love them.
Said to be the Queen's favorite child, Andrew grew up in the shadow of Charles but was a prince at ease with himself.
It's much easier for the second in line as he then was to relax and not be so buttoned up.
Military pilot and gifted photographer Randy Andy would cool but made Fergie his duchess.
I'm constantly surprised by her.
She does everything very well indeed.
Andrew, portrait of a prince.
As Royals Week continues on biography tonight on A&E.
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Average rainfall, 39 inches.
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Average high, 103 degrees.
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The most remarkable news events of our time, triumphs and tragedies both.
The people who have shaped our memories, the events that have shaped our world.
Stories behind the lead on the evening news.
The 20th Century.
The 20th Century. Fascinating tales of history in the making.
The 20th Century with Mike Wallace.
I'm Mike Wallace. Join me on the 20th Century.
Premiering September 14th, only on A&E.
You're invited to celebrate the first annual Theater District Open House on August 28th.
Downtown Houston will burst with excitement from the Alley Theater, Jones Hall, Music Hall and Wortham Center.
Be our guest with free admission, backstage tours, mini performances and great prize drawings.
Wear your sneakers and join the fun with the camera, Alley Theater, Houston Ballet,
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and Theater Under the Stars on August 28th. See you downtown.
Now showing on Warner Home Theater.
It's Wayne.
There's like a thousand fingers urging you to let go.
It's Garth.
Howdy-odd.
They've moved out of the basement.
I'm what you call Sans parents.
And into the spotlight.
We're not worthy.
That was just like the first movie.
And even though times have changed.
This year Garth finally got pubes.
They haven't.
There is a God.
Heather be thy name.
Wayne's World 2.
Surely?
Rated PG-13.
Celebrating 10 years of unique, original, timely television.
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It's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
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Said to be the Queen's favorite child, Andrew grew up in the shadow of Charles but was a prince at ease with himself.
It's much easier for the second in line as he then was to relax and not be so buttoned up.
Military pilot and gifted photographer Randy Andy wound cool but made Fergie his duchess.
I'm constantly surprised by her.
She does everything very well indeed.
Andrew, portrait of a prince.
As Royals Week continues on biography tonight on A&E.
The Lost Colony, September 11th on A&E.
And now it's back to the Bowery Boys here on A&E.