These are some really great items, Sandra.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hey Sandra, explain something.
You seem to be very health conscious, yet every day you nuke yourself in order to attain
an unnatural tan.
You're one of those people who thinks that tanning causes cancer, right?
Oh, you mean one of those smart people?
So, so what does cause cancer, Sandra?
Lotion.
Uh-huh.
Think about it, everyone who tans uses lotion.
You're serious.
It could be true, Dante.
Leave the poor goddess alone.
Oh, Todd, come on.
Give me a break.
Lotion?
There's nothing in this stuff that could...
Ow!
What?
Ow!
I'm melting!
You're weird!
I'm melting!
You're weird!
Dante.
Customers need us.
They know where to find us.
Really?
He's the ice cream guy in here?
I haven't seen him.
There he goes, he's going for another pressure.
Oh!
Good try.
Hey.
Hey honey, another busy day at the office.
Oh, it never ends, especially now that I've promoted myself to Zordak, god of all things
convenience.
So I guess this isn't the day you're getting on with your life.
Hey, I'm going to get on with my life, I'm just waiting for the right thing to come along,
that's all.
I got plans.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah?
What kind of plans?
Big plans.
What kind of big plans?
Big vague plans.
Do you have any big vague plans for us this evening?
I don't know, maybe food, some sort of visual entertainment?
Sure, we could just, you know, hang.
You didn't get the night off, did you?
I forgot to ask Mr. Stoss.
I only reminded you five times.
Honey, I'm not blaming you.
Look at this, I have a full course load, I work at the campus bookstore and I make time
for us.
You, meanwhile, can't get one night off from me because you're too busy doing, what?
Hey, this is harder than it looks, you know.
Slurpees don't just happen.
What the hell is this?
Beef bourguignon rich.
Isn't this great?
Dinner and a movie.
Huh, yeah, I don't know how you top off a night like this.
Oh wait, sex in a car.
You're in luck.
Crying game, she's a man, presumed innocent, wife did it, 1984, they shoot him, six dollars.
Never mind.
Lele, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know why I do that, I tell you what, I was saving
back here at Copy Legends of the Fall, what do you say you take that?
Alright.
Great.
There you go, just take it.
A bear eats them.
I love doing that.
Dante, your daddy's here.
Oh great, I gotta go.
Wait, you're not gonna leave me alone with them.
I'll be right back, I promise, I'll ask for the lecture on how I'm breaking my mom's heart.
It's got a very high guilt factor, but it's short.
Scoot, scoot.
Hi dad.
Somewhere out there an architect is saying that to his father.
Let me guess, you got me another job interview with one of your friends?
Well technically not a friend, just a guy I met on the elevator who asked me why I was
sobbing.
Naturally your name came up.
Look, suppose I took one of these jobs of yours, right, and 30 years from now I found
out I had wasted my life on something I hated.
How would I feel then?
Surprisingly not that bad.
Look, in case you change your mind, just give this guy a call at Great Eastern Insurance.
Okay, I'll think about it.
I will, I'll think about it.
Can I fix you a chili dog?
Sure son, make me proud.
Yes, her platins became a burden because she couldn't share them.
This movie blows.
See, I think it sucks.
Parts of it suck, parts of it blow.
Guys, I've been wanting to see Little Women since it came out.
Could you please be quiet?
This part sucks and blows.
Putting on a little weight there Ray?
No, it's a baggy jacket.
And you're holding yourself because?
Um, knife fight?
You never sell it to me.
You know the law Ray, no fake ID, no beer.
Now get out of here.
Oh alright Dante, alright, well we'll see if you get in my business again, alright?
Where have you been?
Oh I'm sorry, we had a rush.
Hey, you missed a really bad movie.
Two hours, five women, no breasts.
Can I have the key to the bathroom?
Oh don't worry about it, the door was stolen.
With all those lovely pictures on it was only a matter of time.
Excuse me, Dante?
Cliff?
My God, do you work here?
Yeah, don't be fooled by all the glitz, it's just a job like any other.
So uh, so what are you doing back in town?
I thought you were going off to college.
Graduated, next week I start at Meyerson and Norback in New York.
That's a law firm.
Oh yeah, yeah, Meyerson and Norback, they were here last week for nachos.
So Dante, this is your life, huh?
I really admire the way you never got caught up in that whole dignity thing.
Veronica!
Cliff, hi!
Wait, well you two know each other?
Yeah, Cliff took out a girl from my accounting class.
Not that she was my first choice.
Well Cliff, I would really love to stand here and chat forever, but we're getting ready
to close.
I thought you were open 24 hours.
Yeah, but not at night.
What did you do that for?
He's a nice guy.
The guy's a narc and a coward, if you'd gone to high school with him you would know.
Yeah, you remember that time we were painting Buckley Tower?
Why were you painting Buckley Tower?
Oh, just a little thing called tradition.
Every year a group of seniors would go up to the tower and deface it.
Of course kids these days can't be bothered.
Punks!
And your little friend Cliffy there, he gets the whole thing together and he asks me to
come along.
So we get up there, the cops come, he freezes and narcs on me.
Says he was just up there to talk me down.
Well maybe he's changed.
I mean just because you're stuck in high school doesn't mean everyone is.
Honey, I can't believe you're defending him!
I can't believe you're trashing him!
He was charming, he's focused, he's motivated.
He's got silken hair that begs to be touched.
Tell me it's not true.
Well I want to but I can't.
I think the guy is a phony.
Look, he's an adult.
I gotta go.
I have reading to do.
Thanks for another lovely evening.
Am I really stuck in high school?
A little, yeah.
I wonder how you get hair like that.
Hey Veronica, just calling to see if you got the message I left.
You know, the one asking about the other three messages I left.
Oh uh, just ignore the bitter hostile message and concentrate on the endearingly pathetic
one.
Okay?
Alright?
So call me, okay?
Alright.
Where's she been lately?
She had another fright.
Know what?
Something about me not participating in my own life.
I probably should have been paying attention.
But I do remember something about not waiting around for me forever.
Wow.
You without Veronica, now that's hard to imagine.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Man, sucks.
You know, here I am.
I'm just hanging out.
I'm trying to figure out what I want to do with my life.
While Veronica, the only thing in it that makes any sense at all, is walking away.
Oh, I'm sorry, I was thinking about pie.
I'm gonna make a phone call.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Not the job phone call.
Yeah, yeah.
Not the job phone call.
Great eastern insurance.
Dante, don't do that.
Come on.
I mean, think about all that you'd be missing out on.
You'd be missing out on peeking in on them midnight aerobics, right?
Our little afternoon strolls in the parking lot.
Dante.
Bagel hockey.
Dante, no.
Don't do that.
Well, I did it.
Got the job interview.
So you think I made a mistake?
Oh, let me put it to you this way.
You gotta be kidding me.
You want to be an insurance agent?
If they'll have me.
I've been studying for the interview all day, T.
Tell me which one you think sounds best, okay?
You're not covered.
I like that one.
I really felt like I wasn't covered.
Hey, I solved everything.
Yeah, what's that?
How to get you and Sandra together.
We're having a mixer.
I invite all the clerks from all the stores, right?
Listen, she'll be here, you'll be here, she'll get drunk, huh?
You'll start to look good.
I'd better order more beer.
Yeah.
We're gonna have a Thursday night here.
We can all make it, right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no.
Not Thursday night.
My interview's Friday morning.
I don't want to be hungover.
Oh, please.
My Fatherland's jumbo jet's hammered out of his mind.
You can't make it through an interview?
Look, you can't have it here, okay?
I could get fired and I need to use this place as a reference.
As a what?
Reference.
It's like a rap sheet with only good stuff.
Oh, well then, we wouldn't want to come between you and your little references.
Hey, excuse me for taking my life seriously, okay?
Not all of us are complete write-offs like you guys.
Oh, we're gonna ignore that remark because it's true.
Well, I guess we'll have to have the mixer at the video store.
Oh, there goes the ambiance.
Hey, you just remember, we took an oath in eighth grade.
You do what comes easiest and the mid becomes difficult.
You quit.
I mean, thank God one of us has the courage to see it through.
Come on, Randall.
Let's go do nothing.
So anyway, this guy falls asleep in the tanning booth and I totally forget about him.
I don't find him until like five hours later when I smell something burning.
Wow.
A career woman and you can cook.
You're so funny and you're cute too.
Yes, I am.
You know what I've always wanted to do?
Sneak into the tanning salon at night and do it in one of the beds.
That could be fun.
Come on, Randall.
Come on, Ray.
You're not even trying.
What?
Old habit.
No, I was going to pay for this, Dante.
Are we building an igloo, Raymond?
No, I'm bringing it to the party.
Oh yeah?
What do they need ice for next door?
No, not the loser party, Cliff's.
Cliff's having a party?
Oh yeah, and they said if I brought the ice, I'd get to stand outside and watch.
Hey, I'm surprised you're not going.
You know, Veronica's there.
What?
Yeah.
And you know, her and Cliff were looking pretty chummy.
Watch the place.
All right.
Hey, we've got to talk.
It's important.
Oh, excuse me.
Shouldn't you be trying on your dackers?
Okay, okay.
I deserve that.
But look, Veronica's going to a party at Cliff's, and I'm worried.
Why?
I mean, you spinelessly caved into her every little whim, and then you turned you back on
your friends?
I know, and you think that would have been enough.
But look, I don't think this has anything to do with me.
I think she really likes this guy.
Oh, he's a dweeb.
Yeah, but she doesn't see that.
So I figured out a way to show her, but I need your help, man.
Why should I?
I mean, you hurt me, Dante.
I mean, I don't even know who you are anymore.
My plan?
It's senseless and stupid.
Really?
Then we could get into some really serious trouble.
You know me so well.
Oh, yeah, not yet.
Come on.
Let's go, Tom.
We gotta go.
No!
Enough.
Oh, so this is Cliff's place?
Sucks.
Blows.
Dante, I thought you were working.
I was.
I came here to show you something.
Dante.
Hey, hey, Cliff.
Oh, ciao, young fat.
Todd no nookie.
Well, I wanted to have one last high school blowout before I venture off into the adult
world.
Did I get all the details right?
Oh, yeah.
Well, the ice, man, takes us back.
Cliff, Cliff, it's just, you know, as I see it, there's just one problem.
What's that?
Well, we didn't really do this back then, you know, just stand around.
We were a lot wilder.
Well, what's something wild we could do?
I don't know.
Paint Bookley Tower just like in high school.
Yeah, that could be fun.
But I think that the-
Hey, everybody, Cliff here was just saying how much fun it would be to paint Bookley
Tower.
What do you think?
I think it's a great idea.
Hey, come on.
Let's go, Bookley Tower.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, Cliffy.
Whoa.
This is a great idea.
I'm glad I had it.
Yeah?
It brings back some fun.
Hit him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, Clippity!
Oh!
This is a great idea.
I'm glad I had it.
Yeah, yeah.
It brings back some pawn high school memories.
Somebody, the football games, the keg parties.
You wailing like a baby while rotting me out to the cops.
You remember that, huh?
Have you ever had a mental tattoo, Cliff?
Dante!
Mark, what are you doing here?
Get down.
I will if you will.
You have to get off of this thing.
You cannot be here, okay?
Why?
This is the police.
Come down now.
Oh my God.
Not again.
Dante, please, I can't be arrested.
I'll work in a law firm.
I'll lose my job.
I gotta get out of here.
All right, I'm coming up after you.
Bad plan.
Him!
He made me do it!
There!
There, now do you see?
What?
This!
I had to show you what a weasel he is.
I knew that.
What, you did?
What, do you think I'm blind?
It's obvious.
Hey, I'm right here.
Why have you been avoiding me?
Well, it had nothing to do with him.
I was just fed up with your immature behavior,
which, by the way, is not improving.
What, you call this immature?
Ow, ow!
All right, that's assault, buddy.
Aw, man, this is not my night.
Dante, please, I can't be arrested.
I'll end up like you.
Okay, kids, you're under arrest.
Oh!
Against the wall.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Wait a minute.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
Just wait a minute.
Not him.
He just came up here to talk me down.
So, you wanna make out?
Well, at least you gotta admit,
this isn't your usual last night relationship.
Who said it's our last night?
Oh, you mean you're not mad at me?
Oh, I'm mad.
In fact, you're lucky there's a cop in the car.
I'm not gonna break up with you.
I may be pushing my luck here, but why not?
Because I saw a glimmer of hope tonight.
Oh, no, when it really mattered,
you came through like an adult.
I'm just warming up.
I'm gonna take a job at Great Eastern Insurance.
What, why?
Because being mature means
never having to say you're happy.
Hey, come on, I thought that's what you wanted.
No, no, that is not what I wanted.
I just, I want you to work harder at being you.
Because, I, you know, I love you.
You know, that too.
Okay, you kids, get out of here.
Come on, beat it.
Oh, I changed my mind.
Thank you.
And I hope I ain't done somebody wrong,
but I miss you smiling.
And I'm looking for a cure,
because I'm born to be here.
And I'm stuck in here, stuck out here, stuck in here.
We live through another day,
it's a good excuse to celebrate.
Take another...