Uh-huh, it is the fuse.
Hold the flashlight, will you, Andy?
What are you doing?
You smell good.
Come on, Andy, the light!
Your breath, it's so fresh.
That's close-up.
Close-up toothpaste.
Why do you think they call it close-up?
It's a toothpaste with real mouthwash to freshen your breath,
and it gets your teeth as white as they can be.
The light.
Dark was fun, too.
Whiter teeth, fresh breath.
Why do you think they call it close-up?
It's a toothpaste with real mouthwash to freshen your breath,
and it gets your teeth as white as they can be.
The light.
Dark was fun, too.
What were you thinking?
I was thinking that the light was the most beautiful thing in the world,
so I was thinking that it was the light of the universe.
And the light was the one in the universe.
So the light was the one in the universe.
The light.
The light.
And the light.
And the light.
We're all a burger, and we're America's Burger King.
A real cold can hang on for days. That's why there's contact.
Here's all you need for three days and nights. Hard to believe.
If you took this medicine when confined at home, as directed,
here's what you'd need for three days and nights. This or this. Hard to believe.
But that's the wonder of contact.
This also has aspirin substitute, cough suppressant, and alcohol.
We chose not to put them in contact.
Millions more people take contact. We think we were right.
Listen to Carl Laird, winner in a Publishers Clearinghouse Giveaway.
I'm a bank manager, and I handle other people's money all day long.
But this check from the Publishers Clearinghouse, it's mine. I really want it.
You may be lucky, too. A new Clearinghouse Giveaway is in the mail now.
Top prize two homes are $125,000, plus motor homes, vacations, cars, cash, thousands of other awards.
Just to call attention to our fine magazine values.
Check your mail for the Publishers Clearinghouse Giveaway.
You may be a winner, too.
When Ali here was three, we told her she was going to get an older brother.
Instead, we got her two.
Three years ago, when the Franks adopted their two sons, their lives changed a lot, and that included laundry.
Tide asked Joanne Frank to tell you about it.
Before Jeff and Leon, the dirt I saw most wasn't really that tough.
Just the stuff on Ali's dresses, and I did them only once a week.
But suddenly, it was two loads a day after the boys came, and the dirt was so much tougher.
Not only chocolate pudding and grape juice, but black ground-in dirt on top of it.
Well, I found that's the kind of dirt Tide cleans best.
The chocolate pudding came out, the grape juice, even the ground-in dirt.
With Tide, I keep the whole family looking sharp, because I think they're the greatest.
Get Tide, because the dirt you see the most is the dirt Tide cleans the best.
Ask Joanne Frank.
Acid and digestion sufferers, all antacids are not alike.
Digel is different. It's antacid and anti-gas.
These laboratory mixtures illustrate the misery of acid and digestion complicated by gas.
We'll compare a planan acid to digel.
Watch. Planan acids are not made to relieve this problem.
But the digel difference gives fast relief from excess acid, plus fast relief from gas.
Compare for yourself. Get the digel difference.
Purina puppy chow helps little puppies grow into big puppies.
But then its job is only half done, because even after he looks full grown on the outside,
inside his muscles are still forming and his bones are still growing for about a full year.
That's why he needs a full year of the extra nutrition in puppy chow.
Puppy chow for a full year till he's full grown.
We now return to its a mad mad mad mad world starring Spencer Tracy and Milton Berle.
It's Sears Happy New Year mattress sale.
Right now every twin, full, queen and kingsize mattress in Sears furniture department is on sale.
Pay just $69.88 for the searzopedic mattress or box spring in twin size.
Save $35. Save 20% on every other mattress in the searzopedic line.
Even the searzopedic imperial. Choose inner spring or polymeric foam.
All are on sale right now at Sears.
Max, I won't get dressed without my right guard.
I'm reading.
I won't get dressed without my right guard.
What right guard?
My right guard! Right guard double protection. It protects me so well.
It also helps protect my clothes from wetness, stains and odor.
That's why I won't get dressed without my right guard.
I was reading.
Right guard double protection antiperspirant. Spray or roll on. Don't get dressed without it.
Hey Max, tomorrow night. Don't get dressed without your right guard.
And you think now you can do it without the training wheels?
Can you teach me?
I'll teach you. But you're positive you want me to take these off?
Yeah.
Just put one foot in front of the other. Alright? Don't be afraid.
I won't.
Okay? One foot in front of the other. One foot in front of the other. I'm gonna let go. You got it baby, you got it.
You don't have to wait for holidays and birthdays to call long distance.
Share the little things with someone important.
Let's call grandma right now. We owe her a call.
Keep in touch by long distance. It's the next best thing to being there.
A woman can walk miles in a day just by doing ordinary things.
And an ordinary day can make a woman's legs feel tired.
But new no-nonsense comfort-striped pantyhose can help make your legs feel refreshed.
It's made with a special yarn that's stimulating and soothing.
But it looks sheer and beautiful too.
There's also a ventilated panel so it feels cool and fits well.
New no-nonsense comfort-striped pantyhose in the silver pouch so your legs can feel as good as they look.
We will return to it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world starring Buddy Hackett and Mickey Rooney.
A baby appears.
I think I'm going to have a baby.
Don't you think we should call a doctor? Shouldn't we do something?
Mary, I don't want to slap you.
And the heart rate's kind of disappearing.
Bob, you and Emily are cordially invited to a Fourth of July party at your place.
Now go home. Maybe they forgot.
Supernatural comedy.
Tomorrow at 8, 7 Central on CBS.
The reason you're able to follow this mountain goat everywhere it goes is because the Subaru Four-Wheel Drive Wagon Cam.
The low-priced Subaru Four-Wheel Drive Wagon.
A family car.
Hey, the Muppets will be here Saturday at 7.
We now return to it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world starring Sid Caesar and Ethel Merman.
I found a great way to save money, calories, and time.
I use Pam, the pure vegetable spray, instead of oil for almost all my frying.
Pam saves me money. This can of Pam can go as far as three quarts of cooking oil.
Pam saves me calories. Pam isn't oily, adds no calories to this fish.
You know oil adds calories.
And Pam saves me cleanup time. The pan almost sponges clean.
The pan with oil needs scouring.
Use Pam instead of oil. Save money, calories, and time.
Your body knows the difference between these pain relievers and adult strength Anisyn.
For pain other than headache, Anisyn reduces the inflammation that often comes with pain.
These do not. Specifically, inflammation of tooth extraction, muscle strain, backache,
or if your doctor diagnoses, tendonitis, neuritis.
Anisyn reduces that inflammation as Anisyn relieves pain fast.
These do not. Take adult strength Anisyn.
You know there's a dishwashing liquid that's even milder than Palmolive.
Da da da, new Palmolive.
It's the best news for Anisyn's fingers.
And this label means what it says. It says mildness breakthrough.
And it's Palmolive's new protocare formula.
It can actually help improve dry chap dishwashing hands.
And no other leading liquid has Palmolive's protocare formula.
Well they ran independent tests under the toughest winter conditions
and it definitely helps improve dry chap dishwashing hands.
New Palmolive. Don't get caught red-handed.
Step into the pitch as you swing.
You're some babysitter, Mrs. Marsh. You know everything.
I know when it's time to fight cavities.
With Colgate.
Colgate?
Brush regularly and Colgate puts MFP fluoride into the surface of tooth enamel.
Like this liquid gets into this chalk.
That fast?
Not exactly, but Colgate's a fluoride treatment every time you brush.
And leaves my whole mouth feeling fresh and clean.
Boy!
Colgate. Only your dentist can give teeth a better fluoride treatment.
We now return to it's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World starring Phil Silvers and Dick Shawn.
When people look at your clothes, can they see your panties?
Maybe it's your 98 cent panty wrinkles, your 98 cent panty seams.
Super Look panties can solve that.
In briefs or the brand new Hip Hugger style.
Stretchy little panties that cling to fit so smoothly that smooth is all anyone can see.
Now under all those clothes you've spent a fortune on, no wrinkles, no seams that show.
Super Look by Playtex. Briefs on the new little Hip Hugger style.
Make everything you wear look super look smooth.
I've discovered a definite improvement in feminine protection.
What does she know that I don't know?
When it comes to tampons, Playtex deodorant tampons are unique.
Playtex deodorant tampons?
Only Playtex deodorant tampons have a lovely difference.
It helps me feel so fresh and feminine.
Hmm. Playtex deodorant tampons. It is an improvement.
It's a definite improvement.
Playtex deodorant tampons. A definite improvement in feminine protection.
I switched to Bayer.
I used to use an aspirin substitute because I thought aspirin might upset my stomach.
But then I read inflammation often accompanies pain.
And aspirin substitutes do nothing to relieve inflammation.
Also, a major hospital study showed 99 times out of 100 Bayer aspirin didn't upset the stomach.
So, I switched to Bayer.
Bayer. The kind of relief you cannot get from an aspirin substitute.
At any moment, somewhere, it's coffee break time with Nescafe.
We're the world's favorite brand of instant coffees.
The world's favorite kind of flavor for stimulating, relaxing.
We're the world's best selling too.
Restoring, rewarding, relating.
If Nescafe can please the whole wide world.
America, it's right under your nose.
We can sure please you.
Sniff, taste, and enjoy Nescafe regular or green label decaffeinated.
We will return to It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World starring Jonathan Winters and Terry Thomas.
Archie has his day in court.
Holy cow, it's the rock pile for me.
Then Alice improves the restaurant.
First there was something we could do to improve the looks of this place.
You did, sugar, you got rid of mail.
Fill your New Year with laughter.
Tomorrow starting at 9, 8 Central on CBS.
Thousands of Southern Californians have their own way of celebrating the New Year.
They're out in the cold waiting along the parade route for tomorrow's big rose parade.
We'll have that story and all the news tonight at 11.
Happy New Year.
Our langoustino like tiny lobster, your juicy steak at the Sizzler where your favorite and mine come together.
This is Kermit the Frog reminding you to watch the Muppet Show this week featuring the wonderful Miss Ruth Buzzy.
Great family entertainment on the Muppet Show.
Tomorrow night at 7.
Ever wonder what happened to the heroes of the old Western movies?
Find out where they are now on Here and Now.
Tomorrow night at 7.30 on Channel 2.
Our return to it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world starring Spencer Tracy and Milton Burrow.
There's the little girl.
Beautiful, pal.
I mean, don't you think anyone else?
No.
The breath.
Bad?
By Scope, it works.
I'll use my mouthwash.
There.
Now you smell medicine-y.
You didn't use Scope.
But my mouthwash fights bad breath.
Scope fights bad breath too, but your breath smells minty fresh.
Not medicine-y.
Ah.
Time.
I feel lovey-a music.
And your breath.
Scope fights bad breath.
Scope doesn't give medicine breath.
Mrs. Mullen has been buying the same brand of peanut butter for 10 years.
She thinks it's best, but with the labels of the three leading brands hidden, can she pick it out?
I'd say A, or your peanut taster.
Do you think it's your regular brand?
It probably is.
Do you buy Jif?
No.
Are you surprised?
Yes.
It's got a peanut-er flavor.
I'll give you any brand free here.
Do you want your usual brand, or do you want Jif?
I'll take Jif.
More and more.
Choozie Mothers choose Jif.
I read the small print on cold remedies, so I know.
You'd need both pain relief tablets and a time capsule to get all the kinds of relief
in Dristan tablets alone.
See Dristan's yellow side?
That's for congestion, runny nose, relief aspirin can't give.
The white sides for pain and fever relief capsules don't have.
So why take all this for a bad, achy cold when all you really need is Dristan?
What's behind the brand of hot dogs you buy?
You know you're getting solid value with Oscar Mayer, and quality trusted for generations.
There's wholesome meat protein from solid guts of meat.
The only meat Oscar Mayer uses.
U.S. government-inspected. Oscar Mayer selected.
Oscar Mayer wieners and beef franks in handy twin packs.
The flavor's as good as the good meat itself.
Oscar Mayer. America's number one.
We will return to It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World starring Spencer Tracy and Buddy Hackett.
This Sunday, Sonny and Cher get together with John Davidson and Karen Valentine, the Spoof TV's mod.
Welcome back, Cotter, Chico and the Man, LaFern and Shirley, and Beretta.
All on the Sonny and Cher Show.
Sunday at 8, 7 Central on CBS.
Starting tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock, Wicks is having its famous 12-hour sale.
For 12 hours, you'll see special sale tags in every department in the store.
Sofa's on sale.
Dining room's on sale.
Batting is on sale, too, during Wicks' 12-hour sale.
And remember, if within 30 days you're not satisfied with any purchase for any reason,
Wicks Furniture promises to refund or replace it free.
12-hour sale tomorrow at Wicks.
At Security Pacific Bank, over one million Californians are taking advantage of the security of a ready reserve account,
which means they can write checks for more than they have in their checking accounts.
A check for a new chair at holiday sale prices or a check for an emergency,
like paying old Whatsy's name for holiday goodies.
Join the millions of Californians who've found security in numbers at Security Pacific Bank.
Hangovers and how to avoid them.
Film at 11.
And now the conclusion of It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Saunders is running for the Senate, more at 11.
Boop.
Hi, I'm Tina Louise, and I want everyone to know why I use New Improved Arid Extra Dry to help keep me dry.
New Arid is safe for the ozone layer, so it's better for you because New Arid has no fluorocarbon gases.
And when it comes to protection, New Arid has what it takes,
an aluminum chlorohydrate formula that really works against wetness.
Take it from Tina.
Use New Improved Arid Extra Dry daily, the spray that says safe for the ozone, right on the can.
Undo it, seven up.
It's the same thing, only different.
Undo it.
It's a fresher kind of style.
Undo it, seven up.
A more natural way of doing things.
Undo it.
It naturally brings a smile.
To undo it means more style and taste because the un-colo is a show of its own.
I call it the feature attraction.
Yeah, the only way to do it is undo it, seven up.
What's this stuff?
Some cereal. It's supposed to be good for you.
Did you try it?
I'm not going to try it. You try it.
I'm not going to try it.
Let's get Mikey.
Yeah.
He won't eat it. He hates everything.
He likes it. Hey, Mikey.
When you bring life home, don't tell the kids it's one of those nutritional cereals you've been trying to get them to eat.
You're the only one who has to know.
They say Hamilton Nash is a great detective.
Now he can prove it.
That girl like it has killed himself.
Look, it didn't commit suicide. He was murdered.
You did it. Carry the Dane curse.
I'll kill you. I'll kill you, little rascal. I'll kill you.
Don't miss Dachel Hammett's The Dane Curse starring James Coburn, Monday at 9, 8 Central and Mountain.
Annie Calder. They murdered her husband and burned her home.
Now she lived for just one thing, revenge.
Saturday at 9, 8 Central and Mountain. Raquel Welch as Annie Calder.
Eureka! I just made this potato something.
It's crisp like a potato chip.
He was supposed to make a cracker.
It is a cracker, and it's delicious.
We'll call them potato crisps.
Real potatoes give them their delicious potato taste, and only elves could make them so crisp.
Potato crisps. A delicious cracker breakthrough.
Yukara made more than one.
Potato crisps.
Deliciously potato, incredibly crisp, one of Kepler's good snack crackers.
Why doesn't anybody want to sit up front?
A sprinkle a day helps keep odor away.
Shower to shower deodorant body powder has baking soda to help fight odor, help keep you fresh all over all day.
A sprinkle a day helps keep odor away.
Shower to shower deodorant body powder with baking soda.
Have you had your sprinkle today?
Coming out of the rain, Willard?
No, I don't like brand cereal.
Better than catching coals.
No, it isn't.
This is Kellogg's Cracklin' brand. It's delicious.
I don't like brand cereal.
Oh, Willard.
Oh, okay. I'll eat one if you do.
Hey, let's get the milk.
Kellogg's Cracklin' brand, high fiber, good taste.
If you never liked brand, you'll like it.
I like it.
If you like brand, you'll love it.
I love it.
Kellogg's Cracklin' brand.
The Waltons will continue.
Now here's amazing.
Thursday, be sure to join host Suzanne Summers, John Ritter, and special guest host Ricardo Montalban when Festival of the Stars goes to Mexico with Roy Clark, Barbara Eden, Freddie Fender, and Samantha Sang.
Be watching Thursday at 9, 8 Central and Mountain.
Tonight on CBS.
Aren't you glad you used dial? That's dial.
Another round on auto insurance rates. Details at 11.
These are two of today's newest razors.
The one on the right is the new Norelco rotary razor.
This one has two blades.
The new Norelco, 36.
This one pivots up and down.
The new Norelco has three adjustable heads that float and a new shaving angle.
Both give you a close shave.
But there is one thing they offer that Norelco doesn't.
Gotcha.
The new Norelco rotary razor.
Very close.
But no gotcha.
Just this once, I thought you should see my hair color with my hair unstyled.
To make a point.
It has to be this soft and this silky when it's wet.
To feel this soft and this silky now.
And only one thing gets the credit for that.
Preference by L'Oreal.
Preference actually conditions my hair every time I color it.
So I get soft, silky, touchable hair.
And if I pay more, I feel I get more.
And I'm worth it.
Artificial flavors or colors in our lemonade never.
We use new Minute Maid lemonade crystals.
It's made from lemon juice with no artificial flavors or colors.
In fact, it's the only mix with no artificial flavors or colors.
Tastes great.
Naturally. It's from the makers of Minute Maid.
New Minute Maid lemonade crystals.
Natural lemon taste and natural lemon color.
Minute Maid. Goodness you can taste.
The next Merv Griffin show becomes the world's greatest disco as the best disco dancers from all over the United States compete to be the king and queen of disco.
The Merv Griffin show tomorrow at 4 here on 7.
High blood pressure. Treat it and live.
Only one airline could do it.
Only one airline could bring so much of this country together.
United announces 40% off from 108 cities with our Super Saver fare.
40% off to more places than any other airline.
40% off. Dramatic savings to more cities across the country.
No other airline could say it because no other airline could do it.
We built the largest airline in the free world around you.
By the friendly skies.
Ford Fiesta.
Imported from Germany to California because Fiesta has what California needs.
It was designed for stability on Europe's high-speed autobahns.
It was engineered for continued response with front wheel drive, rack and pinion steering and Michelin radials.
It has California EPA ratings of 43 miles per gallon highway, 30 city.
Ford Fiesta. The feeling of Europe right here in California.
At your California Ford dealer.
Mr. Coffee knows how to say good morning.
Last night I just programmed Mr. Coffee to have my coffee ready when I wake up.
With this electronic digital command system, Mr. Coffee woke up before I did.
And the brewing started automatically.
Now that great Mr. Coffee flavor is ready and waiting.
Mr. Coffee really knows how to say good morning.
Now Mr. Coffee is also available in analog clock model.
Presenting Magnavox and Ralph.
Attaboy Ralph. Another day with my Magnavox.
Look at that Magnavox picture. So bright and clear and so reliable.
Whenever I'm ready, my Magnavox is ready.
Yes sir. If there's one thing I can count on, it's my Magnavox.
And my dog Ralph here.
If you want reliability, get a Magnavox.
Because I'm not giving up Ralph.
Magnavox. The performance lasts.
If you're ready for high-performance photography, the Minolta X-700 program system is ready for you.
Computerized, motorized, systematized.
Total capability. From fully programmed where you said nothing, even with flash, to creative manual where you control everything.
The high-performance Minolta X-700.
Voted camera of the year on two continents.
Only from the mind of Minolta.
I'm Ted Koppel.
What can be done to prevent nuclear war?
That's our focus tonight on a special edition of ABC News Viewpoint.
We'll hear from Secretary of State George Shultz.
And we'll discuss the issues with Henry Kissinger, Carl Sagan, Ellie Vizell, Brent Scowcroft, William F. Buckley Jr., and Robert McNamara.
Our live audience here in Washington will ask questions on Viewpoint.
That's next on ABC.
I'm David Hartman. How will America react to the day after?
Well, tomorrow on Good Morning America, we'll return to Lawrence, Kansas and find out what the people there thought about tonight's movie.
Also, what effect might the day after have on the nuclear arms debate?
We'll find out tomorrow on Good Morning America.