It's time we had a pet-to-owner chat about the litter box problem.
Sure, it's easy to blame me, but it's the filler you're using.
Try new improved kitty litter with twice the odor control of any leading cat box filler,
so it doesn't leave your house smelling like cat box filler.
And it doesn't leave it smelling like cat box filler that's been used by a cat.
New improved kitty litter leaves your house smelling like your house.
New improved kitty litter with twice the odor control.
We wouldn't have these problems if we just talked a little more often.
Join Rip Taylor and the Dollar 98 Beauty Show tonight at 730.
maxwell housesgood to the last drop
Maxwell House is good and hot.
Good to the last drop, Maxwell House.
OK, sleepyheads, breakfast.
Morning, Florence.
Hey, you really do drink Tang.
Don't you worry about Patsy getting enough vitamin C?
My Patsy?
Almost half the children in this country don't.
But Tang has a full day's supply of vitamin C.
OK, but what if she doesn't like it?
She'll love Tang.
It has a natural orange taste.
It's good, Mom.
See?
Delicious Tang instant breakfast drink.
Do something good for your family.
Quotation, that's what you're looking at right there.
Brian's got 3,000.
Beautiful idea in kitchens begins with a beautiful idea
in floors from a congolem, like this seamless no wax
vinyl with a delicacy of painted tile.
And right now, it's on sale.
So is this design adapted from an antique quilt.
And this one with the look of quarry tile,
beautiful congolem ideas all on sale for 20% off.
Ask participating retailers about the prestige collection
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And how to win a new home in the home sweet home sweepstakes.
Congolem, where the beautiful ideas and floors come from.
I like to begin my day with a fresh feeling
I get from soap and water.
But soap and water freshness lasts only a few hours.
To extend that fresh feeling, I use FDS,
FDS feminine deodorant spray.
FDS has a unique time release formula
that helps keep me feeling confident hour after hour.
Feeling far fresher, far longer than plain soap and water.
FDS, to extend that fresh feeling longer.
Fisher price toys keep their promises.
They promise to keep their heads and their wheels,
their handles, and their lovely sense of humor.
That's why in this changing world,
there are at least two things you can count on.
Children are still children.
And Fisher price is still Fisher price.
Wow, this cat food is delicious.
Can you read the name?
I can't read, but it's on the tip of my tongue.
Oh, it's so good tasting.
I hope they gave it a special name.
What's the name?
It's Special Dinners from Purina.
Each bit is crunchy and delicious on the inside.
That's the dinner.
With an extra coating of milk flavor on the outside.
That's the special, Special Dinners.
Special Dinners.
Hey, I like that.
Special Dinners.
It seems like I shampoo and shampoo and shampoo.
But I just can't keep out of the greasies.
That's why I suggest a grease shampoo.
It helps stop the greasies between shampoos.
The complete story is in this booklet.
See, some shampoos contain greasy feeling additives.
But a grea contains no greasy feeling additives.
A grease shampoo cleans your hair beautifully
without leaving a greasy residue.
It's true.
My hair stays cleaner longer and looks terrific longer.
A grease shampoo.
It helps stop the greasies between shampoos.
Munch, a bunch, a bunch, a bunch, a bunch, a bunch,
a bunch, a bunch of free toads go with lunch.
Munch, a bunch, a bunch, a bunch, a bunch, a bunch, a bunch,
a bunch of free toads go with lunch.
Nothing gives your old lunch new life
like Fritos brand corn chips.
So munchy, so full of good corn taste.
Fritos makes lunch much better.
Next time you're comparison shopping,
look at these two leading spaghetti sauces,
about the same size, 15 ounces, 15 and 1 1.5 ounces.
Yet this can of Chef Boyardee not only costs up to $0.13 less,
it has more than five times more meat than any meat flavored
sauce in a jar.
And Chef Boyardee is not only meaty,
it's thick and delicious.
So why pay more?
Buy Chef Boyardee spaghetti sauce in cans
and save up to $0.13.
Chef Boyardee spaghetti sauce.
That's the new me, looking good and feeling good.
And my clothes reflected, checks, patterns, all kinds
of bright colors on white.
Now I can't worry about which bleach cleans what.
So introducing, ta-da, new formula Borathein.
With my detergent, new formula Borathein brightens the colors
and whitens the white.
It does it all together.
Looking good, huh?
You're looking good.
Looking good.
New formula Borathein brightens the colors,
whitens the whites, cleans it all.
Both Balsam shampoos made my hair feel thicker.
Both left it soft, shiny, and smelling nice.
But the quality Balsam cost half the price.
So naturally, I'd buy quality.
Like most frozen fish, Maripack frozen fillets come frozen.
But what separates Maripack from the others is this.
We separate each whole natural fillet from the next.
And because they're easy to separate,
you can save what you don't use.
And the fillets you do use always make perfect fish dishes.
Maripack frozen fillets of sole or flounder.
Find out what separates us from all the others.
Guess what, girls?
America's number one butter maker has just introduced a margarine.
Oh, my, a margarine.
They wouldn't.
Oh, they did.
New Land O' Lakes margarine is here.
But why?
Why?
Because it takes a butter company like Land O' Lakes
to give you the taste you really want in a margarine.
Here, try it.
Ooh, delicious.
Ooh, it's the cream of the margarine.
New Land O' Lakes margarine is here.
All you other margarines, move over.
I lost my case.
But I still have taste.
If you've got Kit Kat's unique combination of creamy chocolate,
crispy crunch, you obviously have superb taste.
I lost my nerve.
But I still got taste.
We lost the championship, but we still got taste.
If you've got Kit Kat's four chocolatey crispy bars in one.
You've got taste.
Are you a denture wearer?
Yes, I am.
Do you use extra strength effort?
No, I don't.
Would you try effort into this denture material, badly stained with tea?
Yes.
In between, these stains are dirty looking.
I wouldn't like them in my mouth.
Watch Effordant with five cleaning ingredients attack stubborn tea stains.
In minutes, the stains are gone.
Incredible.
That is incredible.
The tea stains are all gone from in between.
Now, what's your reaction to this whole thing?
I'm going to buy a box of Effordant.
That's what I'm going to do.
Extra strength Effordant removes even stubborn stains between teeth in minutes.
City of Mirrors, the reliable discount mirror center,
can help you change that dingy room into a room of beauty.
What's missing on this wall?
Now, City of Mirrors can change that wall into a wall of beauty,
like Diamond Block.
It's City of Mirrors for beautiful custom wall mirrors, Canterbury, Gothic,
Roman Arts, Byzantine Arts, Simplicity, Bevel Block,
all custom mirrors made with Pittsburgh plate glass,
all 10-year guaranteed as the silvery.
Call about our advertising special.
The special stock block mirror, $66, 108 by 72, completely installed.
And that's not a minimum job like some companies offer, but a giant 108 by 72.
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Remember, you're calling City of Mirrors a mirror company.
JJ becomes highfalutin, sharpshootin, member of a street gang, but not by choice.
Watch Good Times tomorrow night at 6.30 on Channel 17.
In all the world, there's no other magazine like Life.
Life's big, beautiful pages overflow with extraordinary images.
Life shows you the world as you've never seen it before,
as only the finest photographers can bring it to you.
Life introduces you to Palestinian terrorists, Afghan guerrillas,
and Iranian revolutionaries.
Life is super ships and superstars.
It's terrestrial and celestial.
Life is rollers and coasters, rising vampires and falling empires.
Life is as small as a human eye and as big as the eye of a hurricane
on the biggest planet in the solar system.
But life is much more than just great pictures.
Life is journalism.
Life is award-winning articles.
But above all, life is a feast of ideas and images
for your whole family to share.
Shouldn't you be getting Life magazine delivered to your home every month?
It only costs $18 for a full year.
And if you order now, we'll send you absolutely free with your paid subscription
a copy of this magnificent book, Life Goes to War, A Picture
History of World War II, captured in over 300 pages of stunning photographs
from the pages of the original Life magazine.
Call this toll-free number now, 1-800-621-8200.
And tell us to send you the next 12 monthly issues of Life for $18,
plus your free copy of Life Goes to War.
Our operators are standing by right now to take your order.
That number again is 1-800-621-8200.
And remember, the call is free.
That's 1-800-621-8200.
The sooner you call, the sooner we can start sending you Life.
Look out.
The elements are after one of your most valued possessions, your automobile.
Look.
You can wash it.
You can wax it.
You can polish it.
Over and over again, nothing seems to help.
But you can do something about it.
Now there's something that gives your car lasting protection
from the elements.
Now you can polycoat your car with GlowShield, the new car treatment just
made available to the public.
Until now, polycoating was available only through new car dealers,
costing you up to hundreds of dollars.
Through this special TV offer, you can buy GlowShield for only $9.95.
That's right, only $9.95.
GlowShield goes on easily, no rubbing, no buffing.
Just wipe it on.
Wipe it off.
It's that quick.
GlowShield strips away old wax and grime.
And in no time at all, you have a clear plastic shield,
just like your car's original acrylic finish, fresh from the factory.
A plastic shield so tough, so hard, nothing can stick to it.
Nothing.
Not tree sap, not road salt, not grime or dirt, not even bird droppings,
grease, gasoline, not even paint.
Watch how it all washes off with just a spray,
and the mirror-like luster comes right back.
Don't try this with your old-fashioned wax.
GlowShield is not a wax, but an amazing superluster acrylic shield
that actually bonds to the car while it cleans, revitalizes,
and protects the finish from rust and corrosion with a mirror-like glaze
that's guaranteed to last three years.
So why spend hundreds of dollars or long hard hours rubbing and buffing?
Put an end to rust and corrosion with a new car shine.
GlowShield, great for trim and chrome, too.
Here's how to order.
To order, call toll-free 1-800-228-2222.
That's 1-800-228-2222.
To save $2 in COD postage and handling charges,
use your Visa or Master Charge when calling,
or send just $9.95 to GlowShield, Box 7775, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
GlowShield is not sold in stores.
Introducing Miracle Sander, the amazing sander
that speeds through any stripping job so fast you won't believe it.
It actually erases old paint like chalk.
It wipes away stubborn varnish like dust.
These doors must be 30 years old.
On the left is ordinary sandpaper.
On the right, Miracle Sander.
Look at the incredible speed of this fabulous sander.
Even more amazing, watch how it molds itself
to the shape of intricate woodwork, instantly stripping clean
every corner and crevice.
Restaurants use this amazing sander on difficult to clean grills,
and you can too.
Miracle Sander strips paint from cards
and wipes away rust from all kinds of tools.
With Miracle Sander, you get a free bottle of Miracle Scratch Cover.
Use it to hide unsightly scratches on your fine furniture.
This Christmas, you get not one, but six giant Miracle Sander sponges,
plus a free bottle of Miracle Scratch Cover, all for only $9.95.
Available with Wilgwin Rite Aid, plus King's Gaylords and Eckerd Grubbs.
Ooh, what am I feeling?
Yes, it's very soft.
Excuse me.
It feels terrific.
It's bathroom tissue.
Bathroom tissue?
It can't be.
I wish bathroom tissue did feel like this.
There's only one that does, white cloud.
It's the softest I ever felt.
Now this is what bathroom tissue should have felt like all along.
Some feeling.
Get the white cloud feeling.
It's what bathroom tissue should have felt like all along.
Now here's a game that works like its name.
Pop-up Pinball.
The flipper you flip till you pop up all six.
Pop-up Pinball.
Pop-up Pinball from Child Guidance.
You work the flippers and guide the ball to pop up the crazy characters.
Every time you do, the bell goes off.
When you get all six, you win.
It takes some skill, but when you will, Pop-up Pinball.
Pop-up Pinball.
Complete with six pop-up figures and three balls from Child Guidance.
I may not be an ivory girl like my wife, Jodie, but I like ivory as much as she does.
Anne and Jodie Reese like ivory's pure, natural kind of clean.
Natural kind of clean to me is the kind of feeling where I don't have a lot of additives
on my body.
I feel clean and ready to go.
Ivory's a basic, natural soap, and that's what I like against my skin.
Ivory for a pure, natural kind of clean.
After Dan has an ivory shower, he smells clean and fresh, and I like that.
Ivory celebrating our 100th year as America's favorite soap.
Introducing the amazing record vacuum by Ronco, the new stereo accessory that protects all
your records.
Simply insert your record into the record vacuum, turn it on, and your record rotates
automatically, sweeping and vacuuming your records instantly.
Loosening deep damaging microdust particles, 33 and 1 3rds, 45, 78, any size fits.
It makes a great Christmas gift, and it's only $10.88.
At Woolworth Wilko and Rite Aid Plus, James Wayne McCrory, Kings and Eckerd Grugs.
Join Roy Clark, Buck Owens, and great guest stars every Sunday night at 6 on Hee Haw on
WPHL Channel 17, Philadelphia.
We'll give everybody a taste of the old country, and they'll soon find out that Ireland sends
over more than its poets and its leprechauns.
What a spread.
And here's our hearty Guinness stout, and our genuine Blarney cheese.
Now that's flavor.
And the best part is, we didn't have to go back to Ireland to fetch all of this.
Bellissimo.
Hi, welcome to Morton's newest showroom at 2455 East Tremont Avenue.
Sure, you can get a new Honda Accord, Vava, Mazda, GLC, or RX-7 somewhere else, but here
at Morton's, we want to make you happy.
At Morton's, you'll be greeted by one of our friendly, helpful salesmen who will cater
to your needs.
When you drive out of Morton's in your new Honda Accord, you'll feel comfortable and
relaxed knowing you got the deal you wanted.
Everybody loves Moominchance.
Moominchance is in its second smash year on Broadway.
Isn't it about time you can say, I saw Moominchance?
Moominchance is at the Bijou Theater, 45th Street, west of Broadway, for ticket information
and reservations, phone 221-8500.
A few years ago, at Brooklyn's famous mail shop, Art Cravet introduced an incredible
offer.
Two fine imported vested suits from a selected collection, plus any sport jacket in the store
and fine alterations, all for $100.
That offer made mail shop history, and in spite of rising costs and inflation, you can
still get two selected vested suits, plus any sport jacket in the store and alterations,
for $100 complete at Brooklyn's famous mail shop, Ralph Avenue and Avenue J in Brooklyn.
Every night at the Royal Theater, the 50s come to life.
Grease, live on stage at Broadway's Royal Theater.
To charge tickets by phone, call 212-245-5760.
Uptown, this set of bedding sells for as much as $4.99.
Downtown at James Roy, I sell it every day for $2.80.
Uptown, you can buy name brand furniture.
Downtown at James Roy, you can buy the same name brands at one-third or more off Manufacture
Suggested Retail.
And you know it's the same furniture, because we leave the brand names on.
The only difference between their furniture and ours is the price.
James Roy, 15 East 32nd Street.
It's here now, WBLS, New York's exciting radio station.
Sheamus, our Carvel leprechaun, will serve six people.
On top of the morning, our lucky Irish green elephant with his trunk turned up for additional
luck, will serve 10 people.
May the luck of the Irish, in all things good, find you and yours on St. Patrick's Day, and
we thank you for patronizing our participating Carvel ice cream stores.
Thanks.
This is Petland Discounts.
We have a complete selection of pet products at low discount prices.
We have hundreds of dog bones and toys to choose from, and one of the largest selections
of aquarium supplies.
This ambassador 10-gallon starter set, only $7.95.
Tank, pump, filter, plants, and much more, all for only $7.95.
Petland Discounts, 12 stores conveniently located near you.
Buy a portable radio or a cassette recorder, a portable TV, a calculator, a clock radio.
Get it now, because Crazy Eddie can't be beat.
With prices so low, he's practically giving it all away.
Shop around, get the best prices you can find, then go to Crazy Eddie, and Crazy Eddie will
beat him.
Remember, Crazy Eddie guarantees you the largest selection, professionally staffed service
centers, and the guaranteed lowest prices.
Crazy Eddie, his prices are insane.
Hey, you're invited to my son's 21st birthday party.
Good food, good people.
Our neighbor, Bonnie.
Am I weird?
Nah.
A genius son, Hershel.
Take human bites.
My honey, Lucille.
I'm not hungry, I'll just pick.
My son's friend from Harvard, and his lovely sister.
Come on to you.
Happy birthday.
And a guest of honor, my Ivy League son.
It's gonna be some party.
Gemini, on Broadway at the Little Theater.
It's a smash.
It's National Hoover Week at Macy's Bambergers right now.
Get this full-size Hoover upright for only $60 now through Saturday only at Macy's Bambergers.
This is the name, this is the event, and this is the greatest used car selection we've ever
assembled.
We've loaded our third floor with hundreds of fine previously owned Cadillacs, each clearly
marked with super Potamkin prices, and we've told our salespeople to move them out.
Here are just a few representative samples of the more than 300 used Cadillacs available.
This is an open to the public offering, and no dealers will be allowed.
Why pay more?
Pay Potamkin a visit.
If your car doesn't have this name plate on the back of it, you've probably paid more
than you should have.
Well too, New York.
Out of work making your favorite dish.
Oh darn.
What's wrong?
Broke my nail.
Well, I'll just fix it with Lee Nails, while the crust browns.
Lee Nails, the 10-minute nail mender and lengthener that works.
Brush on Lee Nails to mend a torn nail, create longer, stronger, more natural-looking nails.
Mend one or lengthen all ten with Lee Nails.
Honey, your crust is done.
Broke my nail.
You grew a new one?
Almost.
Lee Nails.
You'll love them.
We've got famous friends, they should know and trust.
We've got confidence when you buy from us.
You'll love it, you'll love it, you'll love it at Levitt's.
You'll love the savings on these open-stock bedroom pieces by Armstrong.
One low price of $88 each for Bachelor Chest, Open Hutch, Student Desk, and the
Corner Desk.
Other matching pieces comparably, sale priced at Levitt's.
You'll love it at Levitt's.
Daniel Laurent.
It's Daniel Laurent in a symphony of colors.
Daniel Laurent in fabrics you want to touch.
Daniel Laurent for a look that fits.
Daniel Laurent unlike any other fashions in the world, so you can create your own atmosphere.
TV Guide's Fall Preview issue is here now.
Packed with facts about the comedy, drama, sports, specials, and all the people who will
light up your screen.
It's all in one bright, lively package.
TV Guide's Fall Preview issue.
Look for TV Guide wherever magazines are sold.
If you or someone you love is over age 50, I urge you to get paper and pencil ready to
respond to this announcement.
Now even though you are over 50, you can buy life insurance with no physical examination
and no medical questions.
You cannot be turned down and your rates will never increase because Intra America Life
Insurance Company guarantees your premium to be as little as $6.95 a month.
This is the life insurance policy that guarantees your acceptance regardless of your health.
So if you are over age 50 and thought that it would be difficult to buy life insurance,
shouldn't you call right now for this free information?
Your guarantee of coverage and application will be mailed to you with no obligation.
Here's the number.
For free information in the mail, call now, 245-3300.
That's 245-3300.
245-3300.
This is a box of premium quality pasta, but I'm not going to tell you which brand it is.
Let's see if you can guess.
First of all, it's made from only the finest and most expensive of wheats.
Second it cooks up perfect, firm, but tender to the bite.
Third it doesn't stick together in the pot.
Fourth it needs no rinsing and fifth it's rich in vitamins and protein.
By now you should know what brand it is.
Ronzoni.
Premium pasta, premium taste.
That's Ronzoni.
What spaghetti sauce is good enough to go with a premium pasta?
The sauce that's made by the same people who make the premium pasta.
Ronzoni and Ronzoni.
You can't do better than that.