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Morning morning morning
This particular cheese oid here is written to us and asked us why we called the show cheese TV
And why we call you guys cheese or it well this all goes back to you know before cheese was born
95
Anyway, we were sitting at Ryan's. I mean we discussed a few things
I mean the Gatton lapper now wouldn't really work
Well we were sitting down
You know discussing ideas studio this and studio that and then Ryan's mum come out with the the cheese and Bickeys
And anyway, I was just writing down. I just my mind got distracted from my homework
I just went cheese and I spelt it wrong and there was a zine there and and then like cheese or to you cheese or it's and
He's Garfield
Oh
Oh
I'll put in some of this and all of this and a few more slices of this and lots of this and more of this
And I don't even know what this is, but it's in and this
There it is the perfect sandwich and I have to eat it
Garfield normal is here
Lost my appetite
I'm gonna control myself. What's wrong Garfield? Aren't you happy to see the world's cutest kitty cat? I know
I want my tummy rubbed
That's it
Garfield, where are we going?
Garfield
Garfield
Garfield
I don't like it in here
Garfield
To Abu Dhabi, please bend and fold must be that cute kitten again
I'll get it. You'll get it. Yes. Is that package for Garfield?
He brought the package back
I knew I should have put stamps on it
I'm back
I'm going into the kitchen and get my steak
I don't care what you do. I don't I steak
Garfield
Garfield that's not right
True
I usually prefer medium rare, but it'll do
Where'd you get this steak normal?
The mailman gave it to me because I'm so adorable
You mean people just give you things for being cute?
Sure, don't they give you things?
No
Come on, I'll show you
When you're as cute as I am, people just want to give you things. Watch
This is ridiculous. People aren't gonna
Why look at that adorable cute kitty cat
Here's a seven course gourmet dinner for you cute kitty cat
Here, I'll show it to you again
Look at that incredible cute kitty cat
Here's a $50 savings bond incredibly cute kitty cat
I don't believe it
Once I got a matched set of luggage, a trip to Rio and the Kloppman diamond
Well, if you can do it, I can do it. One side. Watch this
I am not giving up. I'm sitting right here until someone stops and gives me something
$2,310
Hey, are you sure your count is accurate?
He's not counting the tour bus of animal lovers that sped up when they saw you
I am going to get someone to stop and give me something if it's the last thing you ever do
See, see, he stopped
Here, throw this away, would you?
That poor cat. He looks so un-cute
That's a cat. Could've fooled me
Okay, so I'm not cute enough to get free stuff, but I'm not missing out on the goodies
Where are we going, Garfield? Where are you taking me?
You'll see
Who could that be?
Well, what have we here?
My name is Nermal. I am a cute kitten
I eat lasagna, manicotti, rigatoni, linguini, so on, so on, so on, so on
Well, Nermal, since you're so cute, I'll take you in and feed you
No, no, don't take him in. Give him the food so I can take it from him
Here, I have more manicotti than I can finish by myself
That was delicious
Don't rub it in
He took me inside. What could I do?
At the next house, get the food and bring it out for me
Over there, Thai cooking
I eat pad thai noodles, ginger shrimp, pork chow mein
With crispy noodles
Please, give me lots of all this stuff to go
No, you don't have to take it out, cute kitty. I feed you inside
Don't people know what it means to eat out anymore?
She better not be giving him those little dumplings with the stripes on them
Here are those little dumplings with the stripes on them
It's not my fault they won't give me the food to give to you
It was real good, by the way
Shut up
Okay, I have a plan this time to make sure that I get the eats instead of you
Barbecue ribs, that way
Well, who left this here?
I'm a cute kitten. Don't waste time. Take me in and give me ribs
Well, okay
You are a very cute kitten. Probably the cutest kitten I've ever seen
I'll take care of you
Okay, out, out, out
That's not very nice, Garfield
When ribs are involved, I'm not very nice. Give me the bonnet
Now, Scram
We have a visitor for dinner, Madison. A cute kitten
What a terrific idea. I finally found a use for Nermal
You are a cute kitten. There's only one thing to do with cute kittens
Mail them to Abu Dhabi
You can't. Stop. I'm not cute. I'm really not cute
I'm as not cute as they come
And besides, this is my idea
To Nermal cat having a miserable time, wish you were here
You know the worst part of this? It isn't that I'm 7,000 miles from home
It isn't that there's no decent Italian restaurant in all of Abu Dhabi
It's that the whole place is full of cute kittens people have mailed here
Cheese, baby
B is for the Brady Bible
Prompt, hardworking, and loyal
R is for retro wannabes
Groovy billboard
A is for animal attraction
I'd ought to turn them on
It always works
D is for daggy dancing
Boo! Why?
Because we like them
How could you be so stupid?
Brady!
That's a fabulous Brady Bunch for Half-Hoke-A-Roovy. Our weekday's here on 10. Oh my god, they're good
We were watching Dr. Frankenstein. His creature had woken. He was looking for some chocolate, just as the store went broken
Poop-a-pop-pop-pump
I'm hungry, I need feeding. I need my breakfast fast. If I don't get some chocolate, this boy has breathed his last
I hit the choc-aler. Kellogg's Coco Pups rain down. We watch the room turn chocolate and a milk to chocolate brown
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May 8th, 1932. We have been working on the new mine for nearly six weeks now
And there seems to be no end to the vein
I continually remind myself what a lucky find this was and how it should keep us well supplied for years to come
Hey, what you reading, Orson?
Oh, it's my grandfather's diary. I found it here with all his belongings
Does he say anything in there about my grandfather?
Well, let me see
Oh, here. The only problem I have is that my colleague, William Duck, is terrified nearly every hour
Help, help, oh help! It is a monster! It is a terrible, ugly, hairy monster!
A monster such as you have never seen! Help, save me from the monster! Save!
That is not a monster. That is a mouse
Well, it is a rather large mouse
Yep, that's my grandpa, all right
Maybe we should all go see if we can locate the mine up in the hills
All? All, as in including Roy?
Oh, not I, said the little red rooster
But Roy?
Mining is hard work, and if you think I'm going to get calluses on my feathers, you've got another thing coming
What kind of mine is it, Orson?
Well, let me see
Imagine my surprise at discovering the world's only chocolate mine
Chocolate mine?
Chocolate mine?
That's what it says, chocolate mine. Too bad Roy doesn't want to go with us
Let's go, let's go, non-stop to the chocolate mine
Ha ha
Now, according to this, the mine is up this way. Boy, it's hot
Chocolate mine? We're going to find a chocolate mine
Roy, chocolate doesn't come from mines. Chocolate is made out of cocoa beans and sugar and milk and a lot of-
Go on, be logical. Stomp on a young rooster's lifelong dream
Why, I feel just like my grandfather
You feel like a bold, intrepid miner?
No, I feel like I passed away about 30 years ago
Hey, how come our bread is climbing a mountain?
Something doesn't smell right
Try bathing once in a while
I bathe every Halloween, whether I need to or not
Come on, you guys, we've got to find out what our bread is up to
You smell like a pig
I am a pig
Oh, maybe that's why you smell like one
I-I cannot climb another inch
I can't wait till we find the chocolate
Roy, where is your knapsack?
I put it in yours. No point in both of us lugging these things up here
Oh, yes?
Guys, come here! According to my grandfather's diary, his mine should be right here, behind these bushes
Come on
I'll wait out here
Hey, there's an old shovel. Somebody was digging in here
I can't wait
Well, you may have to. It's a dead end
Wait, do you smell that?
Do you know what that smell is?
It smells like hot cocoa
It's chocolate!
One side, laughing boy, I've found the mother lode
Stand back and you won't get hurt
There can't be chocolate in this mine
Can there? Let me see what Grandpa has to say about it
Here it is, June 9th, 1932
I still do not understand the existence of the chocolate in these mountains
So I have engaged a chemist from a local village to advise us
Hmm, it does appear to be chocolate, all right
But I thought chocolate was made in a candy kitchen
Very astute, it is. However, I have formulated a theory as to why the impossible has happened here
Would you take a gander up there, please?
Someone years ago planted cacao trees atop this mountain
Trees ordinarily found in Africa and Middle America
That is the tree from which comes the cocoa bean
From which they make chocolate
Precisely. Now, this is just a theory on my part
But supposing some fluke of nature occurred up there, say they were struck by lightning
Perhaps electrically charged cocoa was released into the ground to combine with plants producing simple sugar
You think perhaps a one in a million chance
Well, it is just a theory, but the chocolate appears to be fine
And quite tasty, I might add
Go ahead and mine it, only you must stop and seal up the mine before the...
Why first, because...
Oosan, I found it! I found it!
I struck bunch! Eureka! And I, Eureka! We all, Eureka!
Mmm, that is chocolate
It's good chocolate, too
The whole mountain is full of it, and it's all ours for the mining
I'm not going in that cave
Caves are full of bears and spiders and pumas and things with hair on them
I had best keep a lookout for vultures and buzzards and low-flying computer flights
Let's see... gee, all I can see is a pair of ugly bloodshot beady eyes
That's funny, I see the same thing
But I say... you never hide
Have, have, have, have! Bye!
Chocolate, lovely chocolate!
Give me a hand with this, Roy
Tons of chocolate
A whole mountain that's bad for your teeth
Now don't get too excited, Roy, something could still go wrong
What could go wrong?
How about them showing up?
No, that could be a problem, yes.
Let's see what kind of mine our brother's been digging.
Is it gold, Jules?
Better than that, it's chocolate!
Oh, my precious chocolate!
Guys, if it's not too much trouble, could I have that book that's in there?
You want to read at a time like this?
I want to find out why our ancestors said the mine had to be sealed up.
Give me more chocolate!
We're eating it all!
Let's go dig more in the mine.
Here it is. You must stop and seal up the mine before July 1st, because...
Because the hot July sun causes the chocolate to melt.
Melt? What's today's date?
July 1st.
We've got to get out of here, Orson.
I have something important to do.
I have to find a whipped cream mine so I can make the world's biggest hot fudge sundae.
Yee-hoo!
She's with me!
The dude will come to my way.
So I turned into a puddle.
Boy, was he in trouble.
And the shopkeeper said, take your pick.
Wrap your laughing gear around a billabong stick.
Billabong pill, billabong pill.
You can't go wrong with billabong.
Can I have a half a meal, please?
It's the RipRacer Happy Meal with Ronald McDonald, Birdie, Grimace and Hamburglar.
Get one with your RipRacer Happy Meal.
That's a cheeseburger, small fries and a small coke.
All for $2.95. So get happy with a Happy Meal.
I'll teach you, Mr Bird.
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We eat Sultana Bran because we're in food.
The natural benefit of fibre-rich wheat bran.
Not very easy.
Like try to choose mulch is weak.
Vitamins B1, B2 and niacin.
The last Sultana.
No spoonfuls the same.
Kellogg's Sultana Bran is a valuable...
I don't go a complete breakfast, children.
Oh, they will be upset.
There goes their walk.
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John's home.
What time did he go out on his date?
8 o'clock, right.
And what time is it now?
8.45.
Yeah, that's about right.
Hi, guys.
Things just didn't work out with Abigail.
Things just didn't work out with Abigail.
What a surprise.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room for the rest of my life.
Are you having trouble finding the perfect date?
Are you a miserable failure when it comes to finding a mate?
John, talking about you.
Then come be a contestant on Dream Date.
And let our romantic computer find you a great date or mate while you wait.
I could go on that TV show and they'd find me my ideal woman.
Just call the number on your screen for an appointment.
I'm calling, I'm calling.
Mr. Arbuckle, have you filled out your application?
Yes, yes.
I have them here, but I'm afraid I wrote in the space for office use only.
See, I'm a little...
Calm down, Chief.
Look, I know the ratings have been down lately, but I have a great idea.
Leave it to me.
Now we just need to find the guy.
There must be some guy out there who's...
Here's your pen back. Oh, wait, that's my pen.
Or is it your pen?
I think we found the guy.
Welcome to Dream Date, the show that matches hopeless losers with people who deserve better.
And now, here's the host of Dream Date, Skip Yantos.
Thank you, thank you.
And welcome to Dream Date.
Could we have our first pathetic failure Bob?
He's an unemployed cartoonist who enjoys throwing away shirt cardboards and watching milk curdle.
Say hello to John Arbinkle.
Arbuckle, John Arbuckle.
Well, John, welcome to Dream Date.
You're hoping to find the woman of your dreams, aren't you?
Well, I was hoping. Of course you are.
We've put every known fact about you on this card.
Yeah, and now the computer will find your perfect woman.
Watch the 786 Romance-O-Matic do its thing.
The Romance-O-Matic is hard at work studying the profiles of 72,000 eligible bachelorettes.
And here we are. The computer has selected as your Dream Date.
Betcha she weighs 300 pounds and has bolts in her neck.
Ursula Fenstermacher.
She's, she's human.
We're going to send the two of you out on a dream date tonight and want you to come back here tomorrow night and tell us how it went.
We will.
How about that, folks? Why, it wouldn't be that bad.
By tomorrow night, he was asking her to marry him.
Marry? John's just dumb enough to do it.
They gave us tickets to a fancy restaurant.
Oh, just being with you is enough for me, Johnny.
Stop that car.
Too late. I hope he uses his brains like a dog.
You worried about your friend, Kitty?
Well, you should be. He's being set up for a trick. A nasty rotten trick.
She's going to get him to propose marriage on the show and then she can dump him in front of everyone.
My boss thinks it'll be a real ratings grabber.
Seeing a guy's heart broken on national TV.
Now this is where they're going to get him.
I was going to go there and try to warn him, but...
Come on, Odie.
Let's see. All these words in French.
Would Monsieur like me to translate?
No, not necessary. We'll have the Alphonse Doré.
Monsieur has just ordered the name of our chef.
I will just bring you two cheeseburgers.
No, wait.
Cheeseburgers are just fine, Johnny. Everything's fine about you.
Oh, gosh. I...
No one's looking. I like giving me a little kiss.
Yeah, sure.
Ursula, do you need a shave?
Garfield?
Oh!
Hey, I know I'm adorable, but...
That's my cat. I'm sorry, Ursula. He wasn't supposed to be here.
Oh, it's all right, Johnny. Here, try some of this escargot.
Snails! There's snails on your plate. I'll get them.
Boy, you'd think in a nice place like this.
You're leaving.
This is for your own good.
Oh, no!
Dessert tray coming.
Ahh!
Dessert tray coming.
Hmm. Lemon mousse.
And here's the host of Dream Date, Skip Yenta.
Thank you, thank you.
Well, on yesterday's show, you saw us send cartoonist John Arpinkle out with his ideal woman and...
Let me out there.
Well, here's the happy couple now.
Happy? Huh! I never had a worse night of my life thanks to you.
Uh, don't you two want to get married?
Oh, well, I...
To this jerk and his cat? It's all rigged.
I was supposed to get this guy to fall for me, then dump him on live television.
Ursula, calm down.
I won't calm down after what I've been through. This show is fixed. The whole thing, I mean, it's rigged.
We're experiencing difficulties. We will return to Dream Date in a moment. Maybe.
I should have known a woman liking me. It had to be phony. I should listen to you, Garfield, you know?
If you ever happen to see a woman who does like me, let me know. Give me one of these.
You got it.
Um, Mr. Arpinkle?
Yeah?
I thought that was a really rotten trick. They tried to play on a nice guy like you.
Thanks. Well, let's go, guys.
Oh.
Oh. Well, thank you. Say, would you like to get a pizza, Miss...?
Judy, I work here. That is, I used to work here.
Huh?
New rule of the show, pup. Every nine weeks, we do a happy ending. Come on, let's go steal their pizza.
Woof!
Cheese, baby!
Oh, oh, oh, yes!
Check it out!
Check it out!
Check it out!
Whoa!
Check it out!
He looks so good!
We were watching Dr. Frankenstein. His creature had woken. He was looking for some chocolate, just as the storm had broken.
Look at Pop Pop Pop.
I'm hungry, I need feeding. I need my breakfast fast. If I don't get some chocolate, this boy has breathed his last.
I hit the choc-alert. Kellogg's Coco Pops rain down. We watch the room turn chocolate and the milk to chocolate brown.
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Now Cheesewitz, it's the time of anticipation to see 10 of your favourite friends are going sweet with you to time zone to lose it, to go crazy on all the games that live there.
But if you see if you've won right now.
Go.
Alexandria, buddy, you're off the time zone, mate.
We're all off the time zone with Teddy our friend.
That's right. Oh my god, oh my god, it's Jacob.
Is that him?
Oh, hearty, hearty.
You're a good boy. Oh, well, congratulations if you won.
And I'll see you at time zone.
No, I'm just kidding.
Good stuff, though. Congratulations if you're a winner.
Naturally, I've never seen any Cheesewitz stuck to the TV.
Right, get off there, matey.
Well, just before we go to Cops, I'd like to say a big happy birthday to Shani Myers, who've run court in Brisbane, who's 12 today.
Have a great day.
And right now we're going to Cops.
Why did I do that? I don't know.
Cops, central organization of police specialists, fighting crime in a future time, protecting Empire City from Big Boss and his gang of crooks.
It's crime fighting time.
The case of the big bad boxoids.
Cops file 16020. In Empire City, human glove boxers have been replaced with machines called boxoids.
It's a great way to preserve the sport and yet keep people from getting hurt.
That is, until the Big Boss punched up a few ideas of his own.
Here's how the caper came down.
Hey! What happened?
Oh no! I've been robbed! Somebody's stolen my tree-best boxoids!
Hey, Berserko, couldn't we hide something a little lighter for a change?
Next time take a vitamin pill, Turbo.
Uncle Big Boss wants these boxoids and we're going to deliver them.
Hey! Watch what you're doing!
We're lying down on the job. We got to scram before the cops show up.
Too late, Berserko. Here comes a black and white.
He's blocked us in. What now?
We got an idea. Let's get into these boxoid suits and take them for a little test drive.
How do you work these tricky things?
The hand controls work the arms, like this.
Whoa! Hey! I thought we were buddies!
Sorry.
Whoa! Dizzy! Can't stand up!
Nice job, Ironbottom. You just cleared our escape route.
I see. Thanks for the report, officer. We're on our way.
Whoa!
Hi, everyone. Join Denny Hines and Rick Price for the biggest international hits of 95.
With special guest appearances by Bon Jovi and Soul Asylum.
And the video that launched Silver Chair in America.
It's a video hits special presentation.
Big hits in 95, 5.30 Sunday.
Our teacher, Mr. Bird, Bird Ray.
We're wearing the natural benefit of fiber rich wheat bran.
Like try to choose.
Vitamin B1, B2 and Niacin.
No spoonfuls the same.
Kellogg's Sultana Bran is a valuable.
I don't go complete for breakfast, children.
Oh, they will be upset. There goes their walk.
Shopping!
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That's the biggest touch to toys, not us.
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Bodyboard Fibs $29.90.
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Nike, Reebok, Adidas, LA Gear. Out they go.
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So reach for Duracell.
The one that lasts up to four times longer than an ordinary battery.
Look for the leader.
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And?
And when I come in, my three best boxoids were gone.
Don't worry, Pard. We'll round up those robot rustlers.
Right, we'll get on it right away. Thanks for your cooperation.
No doubt about it. Berserko and Turbo Two-Tone were behind this boxoids burglary.
And Big Boss is behind them.
Hurry up!
Hurry up, Bad Vibes. I've got big plans for these boxoids.
You can't hurry, genius Big Boss. It'll be another hour.
I want it in ten seconds.
Boom.
Well, what do you know? It's done.
What do you think? Each of these super boxoids is now a thousand times stronger than before.
Ah, good. And just to make sure, I have a little test for them.
Berserko, Turbo, use these super boxoids to break into that construction site and steal a maser melder.
I can use these boxoids to capture the Empire City power plant.
Then, if the city doesn't pay my demands, I'll use the maser melder to melt down the plant and black out the whole city.
Let's find out what this computer can tell us about boxoids.
What? Oh, man.
What's wrong?
Oh, this stupid computer's got a glitch again. It keeps messing up.
Bordery, huh? Hey, why don't you try talking nice to it?
Computers don't work that way, Sundown. They're just machines. Talking to them doesn't help.
Well, it works with stubborn horses. Maybe it'll work with stubborn computers.
Come on, old horse. Be good and help the little lady out, will you?
There, see? Why, even machines need a little sweet talk now, then.
Impossible!
We've got an emergency. Sundown, I want you and Barricade to proceed immediately to 1214 High Cheer Plaza.
What's up, sir?
Those stolen boxoids are attacking a construction site. Let's go.
Okay, computer, let's talk boxoids.
How are you doing?
Boy, this boxoid is sure stronger than the first time I used it.
Yeah, you're not falling on that tin can's keister, either.
Yeah, watch this!
Enough fun. We better get that maze a-melter your Uncle Big Boss wants.
Here! It's right here!
Good. Pretty soon that maze a-melter will be melting more than Foundation holds.
Hey!
It's the cops!
Freeze! We're cops and you're under arrest.
Are you kidding? Come and get us, B-Wing!
Think you can shoot the cable holding that elevator cage?
Uh-huh. With both eyes closed, partner.
Then let's go!
Hey!
You think this cage can hold a big gun?
You think this cage can hold me?
Man, that thing is strong.
Watch yourself. We fight fire with fire.
This forklift looks like it might do the trick.
I'll help you with an old Texas Ranger trick.
Hope this idea works better than the last one.
I'll get the maze a-melter. You take care of those cops.
It'll be a pleasure!
What was that?
Come on, you bucket of bolts. Let's get this rodeo going.
You're fighting in the wrong weight division, F-Queen.
Now!
Stop!
Darn it!
Zoto! I've got the maze a-melter!
Look! Watch!
Barricade!
Oh, no! The building's collapsing!
Barricade, where are you?
Wow!
Barricade!
Don't push it, pig.
And the shopkeeper said, take your pick. Wrap your life in gear and a billabong stick.
Billabong pill, billabong pill. You can't go wrong with billabong.
Go back to Australia, Cotton. Go back to Barnes.
Australia's sprint car supermen are back from the USA to make hail the clay.
Catch them this Saturday night at Parramatta Raceway.
Death is the greatest spectacle in motorsport.
Sprint cars in flight this Saturday night at Parramatta Raceway.
Be there!
We were watching Dr. Frankenstein. His creature had awoken.
He was looking for some chocolate, just as the storm had broken.
Look at Pop, Pop, Pop.
I'm hungry. I need feeding. I need my breakfast fast.
If I don't get some chocolate, this boy has breathed his last.
I hit the choc-aler. Kellogg's Coco Pops rained down.
We watched the room turn chocolate and a milk to chocolate brown.
Kellogg's Coco Pops. Puffed rice, natural cocoa, five vitamins an iron.
They're part of your complete breakfast.
Just like a chocolate milkshake. Only crunchy.
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Cheers, baby!
Gallop at Gurnes. Barricade will be flattened unless I move fast.
Time for a little rodeo, Gropen.
Looks like my uniform's gonna have a permanent crease.
Whoa, you saved me. Thanks, Sundown. You're on my A Christmas list now.
Only present I want is you off my body.
Are you guys all right?
Uh-huh. Just a little dusty.
Well, this should make you happy. I found a way to stop those robots.
What did you find out?
They rust. The metal they're made of rusts.
So what are we supposed to do? Invite the boxoids to a swimming party?
No need. We'll have the lab boys whip up a special saltwater sprayer.
That should rust those robots faster than anything.
Good idea, Mainframe. Get started on it.
Right, Bulletproof.
You know, I'd hate to count on just a sea water squirt gun, Bulletproof.
Hmm. Do you have another idea?
Baby, I'm gonna have another talk with that bike manager.
Wow. Welcome home, my big, bad boxoids.
Oh, did you get the maser melder?
Right here. Easy as pie.
It was great.
We smashed a construction site, swiped a melter,
and even took out a couple of cops.
We can't be beat.
Excellent, excellent. This is even better than I expected.
If two boxoids can destroy a building, then...
three boxoids can easily take over the Empire City power plant
and put the maser melder on the generators.
Without power, Empire City will grind to a halt.
Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!
Big Boss.
Ah, good afternoon, Mare Davis.
I suppose you're calling to gloat about how your boxoids destroyed a multimillion dollar construction site.
Oh, me? Gloat? Ha ha.
I'm simply calling about the, uh, power failure.
What? Power failure?
Take a look at this.
Oh, no!
Mare. You see it, Mare?
My boxoids have just entered the generator room.
I now have control of all the power that runs Empire City.
You fiend!
What do you want?
I want 20 million dollars in one hour, or I melt down the power plant.
All your trains, your hospitals, anything that needs electricity will be useless.
Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!
Boxoid boxing is a great sport.
All you gotta do is hit your opponent's target.
Uh-huh. How do you score a knockout?
Like this.
Huh?
First one to score 500 points wins.
And the loser shuts down.
Simple and fun.
Sure hope I get my boxoids back.
Uh, so why didn't they steal this one, too?
Old bucket here?
Heck, nobody can use old bucket.
Never did work.
I'm going to have to get my boxoids back.
Uh, I'm going to have to get my boxoids back.
Here? Heck, nobody can use old bucket. Never did work, right?
You know, sometimes I'd swear this old robot was just plain stubborn.
Ornery, huh? You ever try talking to it?
Are you nuts? Old bucket's just a machine.
Well, works on horses.
Wait! Sundown here.
Sundown. Proceed at once to the Empire City power plant.
The boxoids are threatening to destroy it.
I'll meet you there, sir. Looks like me and old bucket here got a job to do.
Mind if I borrow them for a while?
Huh? I told you, nobody can handle old bucket.
Well, I aim to try.
Is that loaded with salt water?
Fresh from the ocean.
You put them down for the count? Where's Sundown?
He's on his way, but we can't wait. We have to move now.
Okay, let's go. We've only got ten minutes left before they start melting down the generators.
It's crime-fightin' time!
At first glance, you might think these two all-American families have nothing in common.
But there are some scary similarities.
How is everybody's day at school?
It started out terrible and got worse.
Pointless. Horrible.
They both know how to deal with life's little problems.
I don't want some strange hairy things growing in the refrigerator.
Don't talk!
I've been left here to get hit!
In fact, they're so similar, they could be neighbors.
This box seems at home or at mine.
It all starts with the Brady's Six O'Clockwick Nights.
We were watching Dr. Frankenstein. His creature had woken.
He was looking for some chocolate, just as the storm had broken.
Look at Pop Pop Pop.
I'm hungry, I'm in feeling. I need my breakfast fast.
If I don't get some chocolate, this boy has breathed his last.
I hit the choc-alert. Kellogg's Coco Pops rain down.
We watch the room turn chocolate and the milk to chocolate brown.
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GTV!
The boxers have put the maser melter on top of the main generator.
If they activate it, it lights out for Empire City.
Man, I hate waiting. I want to bust something.
You're busted, maserko.
It's the cops!
Whoa!
Rusty, I can't move!
Ha, it works!
Look out!
I'll take care of that.
Aw, the cops have lost their squirty toy!
Uh-oh, split up!
Stop those cops!
Darn it, where did they go?
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Let's do it.
Hey, turbo!
That trash can sure fits you.
You!
Now!
Looks like I'm in a diet squeeze!
You're in the arms of the law now, citizen.
Don't move. You're under arrest.
Great!
You've got turbo and rock crusher is rusted solid.
That leaves maserko.
It sure does!
And I'm gonna melt down the generator now!
It's my melt, cops!
You can't stop me!
Huh?
No, but I can.
It's sundown!
You're gonna melt down the generator now!
It's sundown!
A box-o-y boxing match?
You're on, cop!
Come on, old bucket.
Here we go!
50 points!
All I got to do is get 500 and you shut down.
Maserko!
You're winning, sundown!
Perhaps we should lend a hand.
Are you kidding me?
You're gonna win!
You're gonna win!
You're gonna win!
You're gonna win!
You're gonna win!
Perhaps we should lend a hand.
Are you kidding?
He only needs another tag to score a knockout.
Come on, old bucket.
You're doing great.
Just a little more.
No one beats Maserko, cause I cheat!
Huh?
This should wash you up, cowboy!
Oh, no!
You're rested shut, cowboy!
Now what? You melt down this generator!
Oh, I know, old bucket.
It's hard.
You're rusted.
But you gotta do it.
You gotta. For me.
For the city.
Please?
We did it!
No!
I'm shut down!
Impossible!
He was rusted!
Yay!
That's the way to sweet talk machines, sundown.
Yup.
Well, me and my pard.
Thanks for coming through, old bucket.
I knew you could.
The supercharged boxoids were all dismantled.
Maserko and his pals went down for a long count in Empire City jail.
And, as for old bucket, he was retired to the Boxoid Hall of Fame, Hero Division.
Cops File 16020, the case of the big bad boxoids.
Closed.
Cops, roll call.
Highway.
Mainframe.
Long arm.
Bowser and Blitz.
Sundown.
Hard top.
Mirage.
Bullseye.
Mace.
Barricade.
And they call me Bulletproof.
These are Empire City's most wanted crooks.
Berserko.
Rock Crusher.
Misdemeanor.
Turbo Two-Tone.
Dr. Bad Vines.
Nightshade.
Use caution in apprehending.
Dick.
Welcome back. It's our favourite time, well, my favourite time of the show.
My turn?
Joke segment.
Our first joke is from Jonas Harvey, and Jonas says, what is the definition of a stupid?
Two bald men fighting over a comb.
I like that one.
I've got a joke, and it's from Sasha.
What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A moobah.
A lumpy milkshake.
Okay, well, this one is from Kylie O'Keefe.
Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve?
Well, we went into that one.
To the meatball.
Oh, that's just terrible.
Hey, what do you get if you cross a dog with a computer?
I don't know. A dog with lots of bites.
Megabytes, in fact.
This one is from Jessica McKellen.
Yes, why did the cat want to become a nurse?
She wants to be a first aid kit.
Okay, why did the computer cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Because the chicken programmed it.
Well, this one is from Jeremy and Sherelle.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a crocodile?
I don't know.
And leaning lizards.
Hey, what do you call a lamb dressed in underwear?
Bah bah black sheep.
Yeah, you've read my joke. Thanks, pal.
Yeah?
If you want to send anything here to GCTV and a joke segment,
send it to GCTV PO Box 606 Broadway 2007.
But right now we're going to the black mouse from Mars.
Ah, the beautiful beauties of nature.
I don't know what to obliterate first.
Okay, you scoons, let's trash them trees.
Not a chance, lube lips.
The only trash around here is you.
And we are here to do some disposal.
Hey, how about a game of goon-robo?
Rack them up, boys.
I'll break it. Eight ball in the corner.
Oh, Illinois.
You ain't seen nothing, bro.
Watch this bank shot.
Astelotosis, mousy.
That's astelowago, slut brain.
Mamacita.
Look out, bros.
They look too much English on that last shot.
Check it out.
Check it out.
They look so good.
They look so good.
We were watching Dr. Frankenstein.
His creature had woken.
He was looking for some chocolate,
just as the store had broken.
Look at Pop Pop Pop.
I'm hungry, I need feeding.
I need my breakfast fast.
If I don't get some chocolate,
this boy has breathed his last.
I hit the chuck alert.
Kellogg's Coco Pops rained down.
We watched the room turn chocolate
into milk to chocolate brown.
Kellogg's Coco Pops.
Puffed rice, natural cocoa,
five vitamins an iron.
They're part of your complete breakfast.
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy.
I'm Stanley.
When you believe in yourself,
you can do anything.
And the true story of you being
the Pebble and the Penguin.
Come with Rocco and me
on the adventure of a lifetime.
Here we go!
A Troll in Central Park
and the Pebble and the Penguin,
two fabulous videos from Don Bluth,
creator of Thumbelina.
Yours to own on video.
Why don't you play or do something
every time I look after you, don't you?
Open a tub of new fruit-sheroonies
and you're in for a big surprise.
Ah!
Not only is there creamy fruit on top,
but dig down and you'll find
real fruit on the bottom.
Oh!
There's been a good boy.
Fruit-sheroonies, they're 100% natural,
100% for kids.
Cheese baby!
Slice and dice, bros.
Let's jack that blubber.
Oh, meh!
Tight fit.
Put on a little weight, Moto?
Yeah, must be your fat head.
Oh, it's a good thing I got a bone head,
but that coulda hoit.
Oh, yeah!
Just call me Invincible Vinny.
Mouse of steel.
Mouth of squeal is more like it.
Hey, speaking of insults,
look who's cutting out.
Yeah, we still has that buzz cycle.
I won't have it long, bros.
Let's chop that chopper.
You know what I like.
I wonder how the big cheese quesadilla's
taking the news of his logging operation getting
foiled by those furry frustrations
the bike and mice.
A-buncle!
Whoa!
Oh, how am I to obtain the 90 trillion cubic feet
of firewood that the high chairman requires
for his vacation home on Pisces Minor?
Ugh!
Ha-ha!
But you can now stop worrying about getting the trees
to flutock your eminthaller egregiousness.
With my new gene scrambler,
the wood will virtually deliver itself.
An intriguing concept, Carbuncle.
It could solve my thorniest labor problem.
Paying the help.
Ha-ha-ha!
Allow me to demonstrate your supremely stingy sultana.
Uh, yes.
Most intriguing.
Very good, Carbuncle.
Get it away from me, you simpering psycho!
Don't worry, your pimento jack putress.
They can be easily herded in their gene-scrambled state.
Ha-ha-ha!
Now, all we need to do is reverse the gene scrambler's ray
and voila!
Back to its normal state and ready for use.
What an absolutely splendid device.
Now, if only I could get those reprimand rodents
in my sights for one week.
Uh-oh, the mouses is on my tail!
Olly olly oxen free!
With all the flight time he's logged,
an old lardhead ought to get a pilot's license.
Uh, yes, Carbuncle.
Now, this is a real...
breakthrough.
Whoa!
Fire!
Gee, Mr. Limboiger, are yous okay?
You polyunsaturated pea brain.
How many times do I have to tell you to use the elevat...
Oh, my.
My genius genes have been scrambled
with this muppet mutant.
Oh, boy, how disgusting.
Let's do it again! Please!
Gosh, I'd really hate to just drop in on you like this.
Yeah, stinkpuss, we didn't know your mom was visiting.
Oh, how terribly amusing.
I do so hope that you will keep your annoying sense of humor intact
when you three dissolve into the biker blobs from Mars.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Whoa!
Whoa!
No, no, let's jump in the line of fire.
Ah!
Ha ha ha ha!
How an opportune.
Ah!
Permit me to pass, you overweight, oily oaf.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
Did you ever think of wearing a girdle?
Sizzle that stinkfish, bros.
Woohoo! Me first, me first!
Whee!
Whee!
Uh-oh, bros.
When we do something, we do it right.
Looks like we just obstructed our own justice.
Ah, ha, ha, appears we got another tiny little problem, too.
Yell!
Define little.
Now that's an ugly bug.
I don't think it appreciated that remark.
Doesn't look sensitive.
It looks hungry.
Me, me, me.
Meet Claudia Selinger.
I'm in the fifth grade.
She's a little kid.
Once I can be my bedroom and the other will be my living room.
Growing up in a big world...
Are we in trouble?
...without parents...
I'm scared.
...get to know her on Party of Five, coming soon to 10.
Hey, how you doing?
You want to hear something way cool?
Yeah.
I was skating down the road the other day,
and this really bad dude comes my way.
So I turned into a puddle.
Boy, is he in trouble.
And the shopkeeper said, take your pick.
Wrap your laughing gear round a billabong stick.
Billabong, bill, billabong, bill.
You can't go wrong with billabong.
Bodyboards, best brands, best prices.
Moro Boogie, hard slick, free cover, $149.90.
Bodyboard fins, $29.90.
Wetsuits, $69.90.
Bleach, Astral and Brookfell, open seven days.
Spin Master Devil Sticks.
An ancient art, a hot new craze.
Master the sticks, discover the tricks.
Your turn.
Spin Master Devil Sticks.
Spin no other.
We were watching Dr. Frankenstein.
His creature had woken.
He was looking for some chocolate, just as the storm had broken.
Coco-pop, pop-pop.
I'm hungry, I need feeding.
I need my breakfast fast.
If I don't get some chocolate, this boy has breathed his last.
I hit the chuck-a-lurk.
Kellogg's Coco Pops rained down.
We watched the room turn chocolate and milk to chocolate brown.
Kellogg's Coco Pops, puffed rice, natural cocoa, five vitamins an iron.
They're part of your complete breakfast.
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy.
Cheese BB.
Well, you know, it's been real nice.
But the time has come.
To sever our close relationship.
Attack of the Bee Movie.
Well, our showtime is over, and that includes Limburger's Log and Mail.
And we'll just leave the bug to bug the big cheese.
Let's rock.
Oh, excellent.
Those recalcitrant rodents are retiring.
We now have nothing more to worry about.
Kellogg's in it.
Hit it with something, you giddy-grunge-hit.
Uh, hey, good idea, boys.
I met that spider-thing you called the Skye's Plot.
Ow!
Ahem. Now, now, back to business.
Those chortling chipmunks think they saved the trees by destroying my bus cycle.
However, with this delightful device,
we can strip the forest down to the last toothpick.
Please, Mr. Limburger, don't let him get me.
How very intriguing.
The creature's indestructible.
Oh, please, your port-solute testiferousness.
I beg of you, reverse the ray and get me out of this.
This ee-hoo, disgusting situation.
Woo-hoo-hoo! Cool.
It makes me want to hurl.
Tut-tut, my dear deranged doctor.
No need to be hasty.
Must make the best of a bad situation and all that.
With this gene-scrambler, I can take care of the wood chipmunt myself.
As for you, I'll consider reversing the ray
after you've taken care of one little job for me.
Ah, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, anything your care-filly calamitousness.
Mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah!
Excellent, carbuncle.
I appreciate an employee who cares about his work.
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
No kidding, sweetheart.
The big cheese had his ray gizmo
and it made a spider get huge and turned it into a monster.
Right. Mm-hm.
Like you guys never exaggerate.
Grrr.
All right, Vyckermice of Mars,
prepare to meet the doom.
Oh, man, this sort of thing is bad for my digestion.
Great moons of Mars when you get a load of that vehicle.
Hmm, I don't know, bros.
I don't think it looks so bad with some fuzzy dice under rear view.
Ah!
Ah!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Shut up, you malloperk moron.
Okay.
Like the fellow says, don't fence me in.
Ah!
No, that's plutonium fiber-sealed.
This is what the better mousetrap looks like.
Heh-heh-heh-heh. From the inside.
Carbuncle.
Oh, no, don't shoot him.
Shoot me! Shoot me!
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
Moron.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoopee!
Mmm, sick-um, sweetheart.
Explosion.
Whee!
Explosion.
Explosion.
Rattling.
Where'd it go?
Yeah, where are all the pieces?
Hmm, where'd this come from?
Rattling.
Ooh!
Oh!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Where is he?
Where'd he go?
Ah!
Must be a cat around here.
Rattling.
Oh.
I'm in!
Yeah!
Rattling.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Rattling.
Rattling.
One side, guys.
Rattling.
Rattling.
Rattling.
Rattling.
All right, Charlie girl!
Talk about your cold shoulder.
Yeah, now to send those sick-sickles home.
Explosion.
Rattling.
You know, I've got no respect for anybody that goes to pieces like that.
Yep.
Seems like he's all broken up.
Hey, look at that!
Oh, man!
Oh, disgusting!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hey! Wait for me!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, boy. This job is definitely not for someone with a weak stomach.
Oh, something tells me our troubles are just beginning.
Explosion.
Explosion.
Hey!
That stuff is getting tighter!
Explosion.
It's squeezing my poor building!
You know, this place has never been the same since you guys came to Earth.
You love us.
Absolutely. Me most, I'm sure.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Just what Lindberger ordered.
Marsh and mouse patty in plutotian shrink wrap.
Let us go report our success.
And get myself segmented from you.
Oh-ho!
But I've become so attached to you!
Explosion.
Explosion.
Explosion.
See you, baby!
Explosion.
I made my family disappear.
I made my family disappear.
I made my family disappear.
I'm the man with the help.
Explosion.
This is it. Don't get scared now.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm on period, man!
I'm on period, man!
I'm on period!
Ahhhhh!
I'm gonna kill it!
You guys give up?
The Comedy Misadventure.
Home Alone, 8.30 Sunday.
We were watching Dr. Frankenstein.
His creature had awoken.
He was looking for some chocolate.
Just as the storm had broken.
I'm hungry. I need feeding.
I need my breakfast fast.
If I don't get some chocolate, this boy has breathed his last.
I hit the chuck alert.
Kellogg's Coco Pops rained down.
We watched the room turn chocolate into milk to chocolate brown.
Kellogg's Coco Pops.
Puffed rice, natural cocoa, five vitamins an iron.
They're part of your complete breakfast.
Just like a chocolate milkshake.
Only crunchy.
Grey Bands, Bolle, Arnett,
DSOs all have to go.
Grey Bands from 69.90.
Nike, Reebok,
Adidas, LA Gear, out they go.
Sleets, Astral and Brooksville
open seven days.
They were the greatest rock and roll band of all time.
They changed the face of music forever.
And now, 25 years after the screams died down,
it's happening again.
The Beatles Anthology, Volume 1.
New music in stores now.
You haven't heard everything yet.
So, baby born, please don't cry anymore.
Sweet dreams.
Baby born's going to sleep in her magic bed
and she's snuggling in with a little cuddle bear
which your baby born to bye-bye is in this new magic bed from ZAP.
And when it's baby born's birthday,
she'll be so happy to get a birthday set especially for her
with lots of lovely birthday surprises.
Happy birthday, baby born.
And baby born's very own bicycle seat.
Baby born's birthday is coming up.
And baby born's birthday is coming up.
And baby born's birthday is coming up.
And baby born's very own bicycle seat.
Baby born's magic bed, birthday set and bicycle seat from ZAP.
Toys the children dream of.
The day Sydney's black house re-arranged,
democracy was effectively abandoned.
The government said noise monitoring
and environmental impact studies were unnecessary.
Authorised by Vicki Riddy, Linfield.
If we don't bust that net, we're next.
Now, the next generation of music is going to be
the next generation of music.
And we're going to be the next generation of music.
And we're going to be the next generation of music.
And we're going to be the next generation of music.
If we don't bust that net, we're next.
Now, Rose, in all the universe,
there's only one force I've ever heard of
that can stand up to anything.
What's that? Martian hog power.
Let's show them how it's done.
Okay, Vinnie, angle your beam about there.
There.
Hammer down, Rose. It's payback time.
Come on, don't lose him.
Whoa, man.
Looks like Dr. Fruitcake's a couple pecans short.
You know, I think he's gonna...
Never mind.
I can't believe it.
Carp Uncle's finally self-destructed.
Ride free, weirdo.
I kind of hate to see the little creep go.
Yeah, I know what you mean, bro.
But I always dreamed of pounding a mint of jelly personally.
Ha ha ha!
Micah, mine sighted.
Range 400 yards.
Torpedoes, away!
They always wanted to see that.
Well, since the docks nearly departed,
why are we still gathered here today?
Uh, we won't be here for long, bros.
Whoa, now there's a wait to end all wakes.
Let's rise above it and fast.
Rock and rock!
Whoa!
Well, bros, I'm starting to get just a little bit annoyed.
Me too.
Let's take out that maniac medical once and for all.
Let's rock!
And ride!
Whoops, I think we're a bit on the late side.
Check it out.
You know, there is such a thing as too much customizing.
I'll tell you one thing, bros.
Something inside my furry little head tells me that if we follow him,
he'll take us right to the Big Cheese himself.
Try to appreciate the true magnificence of it, you early aginous orangutan.
It takes nature hundreds of years to make one of these terrestrial titans.
And thanks to the wonders of science,
so we can have them in the high chairman's fireplace in mere moments.
Just one thing, boys.
And what would that be, you noxious nincompoop?
Well, what if something tiny's story goes wrong?
What about your wings?
You fused anonymous pork prunes.
What could go wrong?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
All right, your dreamy cheesiness.
I've had enough.
I want that gene scrambler, and I want it right...
Hey, you mucilaginous messwike for me.
I'm not finished.
Whee!
Oh, man, how demoralizing.
We never seem to catch that thing.
Uh-oh, boys.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Whoa!
What's the matter? Someone swipe an apple?
Ah!
Ah!
Halo to still life, Woody.
Hey, bros?
Oh, that darn gravity.
One round of ground, nuke-nuck tenderized.
Gee, you know, I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree.
But if it moves unnaturally...
We'll just have to blast it.
To eternity!
Ah!
But, but, your mozzarella munificence, I can't believe you lost the gene scrambler.
Now I'll be stuck like this forever.
Look on the bright side, my dear carbuncle.
At least in your current form, you are more or less immune from the ravages of those moronic mice.
Not anymore, fish face.
We got the ray now.
Ah!
Oh, mama, this is not a pretty picture.
Say good night, Vincent.
Good night, Vincent.
Hey!
Heh, heh, heh. Sounds like they're having themselves a little snack.
Hey!
Hey!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Well, I guess you can't expect them to eat everything.
There.
Well, they're back to normal.
Whatever that is.
You know, bros, I kind of hate to waste it when it's all warmed up like this.
Yeah, I'm with you, buddy.
You betcha.
Oh, no! Not the gene scrambler!
Oh, not my name! It's my good clown!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Top of the world, man!
Yeah!
Woo-hoo!
Whoa!
Oh, shawt!
Yeah!
Talk to me, Tiffany!
Tiffany!
Well, what a great weekend it's been.
We really loved it here at Cheese and...
We really did!
Ryan got a lovely poem of fun, Tara.
Yeah, well, we just had a big hello to Tara in Western Australia.
You know who you are.
Oh!
Just like I know who I am.
Mr. Slick!
Jeffrey!
He's so slick. He's the man.
Yeah!
Oh, yeah, Ryan, you better get ready for the big date.
See ya!
Whoa!
Cheese TV!
This program proudly brought to you by Kellogg's Coco Pops and Peters Billabong.
Hi, everyone. Join Denny Hines.
And Rick Price for the biggest international hits of 95.
With special guest appearances by Bon Jovi and Soul Asylum.
And the video that launched Silver Chair in America.
It's a video hits special presentation.
Big hits in 95, 5.30 Sunday.
They're back and ready for the big time.
Let's go to Broadway!
With all your old favorites and a few new ones.
The Muppets Tape Manhattan, 6.30 Sunday.
Ten!
Ten!