It's just a loft.
Just a dirty old loft.
Unless you know what to do with it.
You're doing it right.
You're doing it, doing it.
You're doing it right.
When you're doing it for yourself.
Stanley, for the quality of your life.
Stanley hopes you do things right.
Awards night, every year, the lights, the cameras, the stars.
The Fruit of the Loom guys.
Our fans are a loyal bunch.
We got here last year.
That's when I bought his briefs.
How are we performing?
Like stars.
These super seams take the award for strength.
And for best supporting waistbands.
Superband waistbands.
Snaps back.
Wash after wash.
Fruit of the Loom men's cotton briefs.
Thank you, Mr. Price.
It's a laugh.
Hope we have good seats.
You always do.
Pumping the power in your direction.
Pumping maximum fluoride protection.
A Colgate Good Morning.
It's fun to brush before the AM rush.
Colgate WNFD.
The taste of mint or winter fresh gel.
It's 722 and looking good all over WNFD land.
Colgate maximum fluoride protection.
Did you remember to brush today?
Hey, my man, you've got the world's number one toothpaste
and the world's number one pump.
NFP, the Colgate Pump.
This is the Fuller family.
The Fullers have just filled full with four fried foods.
And this is the fullest the Fullers have ever felt, folks.
Alka-Seltzer to the rescue.
Alka-Seltzer fights your acid indigestion
and fixes your headache in a flash.
So when you've finished a few too many forks of your favorite food,
send Alka-Seltzer to the rescue and feel your finest bath.
Alka-Seltzer to the rescue.
Ah.
Crossings will continue in a moment.
Sunday.
We handle some very toxic materials.
Is it unsafe to have people living out there?
Unsafe? No.
What if the unthinkable happens?
This isn't both, Paul.
We've got a runaway reaction.
This is Old Bridge, America.
Acceptable risks.
Ray, I'll bet you have a pretty darn good reason
for writing large for medium on those slips of paper.
Yes, I do, Bob, because if you go to Pizza Hut now
with large for medium written on a slip of paper,
they'll give you a large pizza or a Priazzo Italian pie
for the price of a medium.
What if I wrote large for small on a piece of paper?
Oh, in that case, they'd give you a large pizza
for the price of a medium.
Paul.
Good evening. I'm Christine Brown.
The Yakima and Natchez Rivers are expected to rise
two feet above flood level tonight,
but at this point the Sheriff's Department reports
no one has been flooded out of their homes.
The Sheriff's Office is also asking for your help
to identify and locate a man who is suspected
of robbing a convenience store last night.
And the Toppenish Boys basketball team won their game
in tonight's Mid Valley District Tournament.
Bob will have highlights at 11,
so be sure to join Bob and I tonight at 11.
See that you're with Herb again.
Well, that's right.
And I think it's about time I tell everybody
that Herb and I have been lovers now for almost two years.
I'll meet you Friday at 4.
K.A.P.P. 35 Yakima.
Well, that was...
The Yakima and Natchez Rivers
Hey, I hope you're eating potato chips,
because I've got to show you something.
These Delta Gold brand potato chips are so fine
you can even see how good they taste.
Check this out. Get out one of the chips you're eating
and bring it up here.
Now, I'll take out one of my chips,
and you put your chip next to mine.
You see how golden and light-colored these Delta Gold chips are?
And the final proof is you take one out,
you pop it into your mouth, and...
You are golden.
New Delta Gold brand.
You can see how good they taste.
Hey, this is new Country Crock and Quarter Sticks.
Country Crock taste and sticks?
See, that same buttery taste and quarter pound sticks.
So now we can stick with Country Crock's great taste
and still have fewer calories.
Just like I'm stuck with you.
New ShedSpread Country Crock Quarter Sticks.
Rich, buttery taste, fewer calories
than regular margarine, and no cholesterol.
Hey, muffins!
Country Crock is the taste to stick with.
You mean the stick to taste with?
Hmm. Stick around.
I'm just getting started.
Maximum Strength Sinutab.
With the three medicines you need to let you breathe again.
To dry up runny nose,
watery eyes,
relieve throbbing headache.
Maximum Strength Sinutab.
A remedy for sinus or sinus cold.
How many Shicks can you get from one Shick Disposable?
Friday!
Saturday!
Sunday!
How many does your disposable give you?
Someone just asked me why I wasn't flying the plane.
You said?
I'm not the captain.
Anyway, we're on vacation.
Can't they tell we're on vacation?
Now why does that look familiar?
Because we've been there.
I like it better here.
You'll like Hawaii,
and you'll love the fare
on Western Airlines.
It's the only way to fly.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the late Yul Brynner.
I really wanted to make a commercial
when I discovered that I was that sick.
And my time was so limited.
I wanted to make that commercial
that says simply,
now that I'm gone, I tell you,
don't smoke.
Whatever you do, just don't smoke.
If I could take back that smoking,
we wouldn't be talking about any cancer.
I'm convinced of that.
Monday.
Innocent kids.
Looking for a better life.
I see we have some strange people.
Struggling to survive the big city.
Tell me you'll find him.
The money and the drugs are never in the same place.
Look at my son!
Joanna Cassidy.
Howard Rollins.
Children of Times Square.
And the end.
The end.
Remember the first time we met?
Nope.
At the beach?
Nope.
Let me refresh your memory.
You gave me winter green life savers.
You remember.
A cup of chocolate chips.
Big chocolate chips.
A cup and a half premium chocolate chips.
New almost home chocolate chip cookies taste so homemade you can almost taste the recipe.
Two cups fabulous chocolate chips.
Plus a dash of vanilla.
Why change a good thing?
That's what I asked when Oldsmobile redesigned the Delta 88.
Oh, then I drove it.
Wait till you see how it handles.
There's front wheel drive too.
Inside, plenty of room to stretch.
Our Delta 88 is the family car.
That didn't forget the family.
Some things never change.
How was the car, Dad?
Some things never change.
There is a special feel in an Oldsmobile.
Permasoft and the Foreign Exchange.
France brought you fashion, perfume, and champagne.
It's your turn now with Permasoft.
The only champagne for my permanent.
It's sweet, you see? No hair.
And my curls? Oh, they're all alone.
There must be something magical in them.
Unfortunately, my girlfriend only sent me one bottle.
And now, I don't have any.
Permasoft. Shampoo, conditioner, mousse, hairspray.
Please, send me Permasoft.
One call from you sets Domino's pizza in motion.
One call does it all, that's that.
From that moment on, we do everything to make sure your hot, delicious, custom-made pizza is delivered to your door in less than 30 minutes.
Domino's pizza delivers.
Taste, taste, right where you want it to be.
Domino's pizza delivers.
One call does it all.
Later tonight on Nightline from Manila, Ted Koppel looks at the fascinating behind-the-scenes details of how Ferdinand Marcos tried to hold onto power.