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From Hollywood Pictures, Thomas Johnson con man and artist
I'm a con artist.
is about to become Thomas Johnson congressman.
He's what America needs.
Read my lip!
and Congress deserves.
Well, I'm very flattered, Mr. Chairman.
Dick.
Well, I'm very flattered, Mr. Dick.
Eddie Murphy.
And I'm the man.
The distinguished gentleman.
Oh, Dick, just Dick.
Oh, just Dick, just plain old Dick.
Rated R.
Starts Friday, December 4th at a theater near you.
What's red hot really powerful and can perk up anything?
Guess again.
It's the Dirt Devil Upright Deluxe.
Its revolving brush cleans the dirtiest floor.
And you won't have to hunt for attachments.
They're built in.
So get the Dirt Devil Upright Deluxe and perk up your place.
Okay, this is a personal message for my younger sister, Kim.
Here goes.
I know you're not going to like this,
but I'm the only one who can tell you.
You're going gray.
I mean, I'm not talking, oh, isn't this cute?
I have one little gray hair gray.
Uh-uh.
I mean, you got to do something about it.
I did, loving care.
Look, I just washed it in.
Boom, my own color's back.
No peroxide, no ammonia, no problem.
New loving care from Clare-All.
Now with a richer formula and new conditioners.
So come on.
Or people are going to think I'm the younger sister.
Celebrate good times, come on.
It's a celebration.
Celebrate good times, come on.
Celebrate life with Eden Rock.
Tostitos, restaurant-style tortilla chips.
You've never had it this good.
Tostitos, this is the taste that takes you there.
Deadly Macromony will return following these messages.
Wednesday, prepare for takeoff.
Get your knees up.
With the Seinfeld Airplane Movie.
The flight's been canceled?
It's a half hour filled with more misconnections, more crap seats, more damaged luggage.
More everything.
In case of an emergency.
Squeeze your breasts together.
Because this is the Seinfeld Airplane Movie at a special time, 9.30, 8.30 Central, NBC
Wednesday.
Hey!
What do folks say when they see Arby's Holliday's Bo Stemwear for the very first time?
Wow!
Holliday's Bo Stemwear, just 99 cents, only at Arby's.
For a lot of people, finding the best sale price is a complicated thing.
But shopco makes it easy.
And you don't have to drive all over town to do it.
Because if you ever find any item advertised for less, just bring the Add to Shopco and
we'll match that price.
Guaranteed.
Now isn't that easy?
Right now at Greg's Home Galleries, $10 down at $10 a month, we'll deliver any furniture
to your home.
$10 down at $10 a month and you can be entertaining in this beautiful living room by Lazy Boy.
And you'll pay no interest for one full year.
$10 down at $10 a month and you can be sleeping in this Lexington bedroom.
$10 down at $10 a month and free interest your first year.
And you can spend the holidays in this Roy Hill dining room from Greg's Home Galleries.
$10 down, $10 a month and no interest for one full year.
For anything at Greg's Home Galleries, lower level Yakama Mall and Columbia Center North
Tri-Cities.
This will be too big for the area that has to go in, a little smaller bathroom.
These are still too big for this new area.
These would probably be, some of them would probably be fine, but we're looking for a
cooler.
No, don't think so.
Too bright.
Something in the neutral or a light color.
Don't worry, your dream toilet is somewhere here at Eagle.
Got a lot to choose from.
More of everything, Lois.
Get affordable luxury and superb quality from Ondine.
Showerheads, handheld showers, water-saving showerheads and more from Ondine at Eagle.
You're watching K&DO, Channel 23, Yakama.
The Matrimony Continues, starring Brian Dennehy and Treat Williams.
The first time I switched pain relievers, it was from aspirin to Tylenol.
And recently, I switched again, from Tylenol acetaminophen to Advil.
You see, I got these really pounding headaches and I found Tylenol didn't always get rid
of all the pain.
So I tried Advil and found that for my really tough headaches, two Advil work better than
two extra-strength Tylenol tablets, better than Tylenol gel caps.
For my tough headaches, Advil just works better.
And for a cold, try Advil Cold and Sinus, advanced formula for the cold season.
I keep reading about this vitamin in vegetables, beta-carotene.
Me too.
Well, here's some new news about beta-carotene.
There's one more way to get some.
Whole Grain Total, the only leading cereal that has it.
With this news about beta-carotene, I'm eating total.
Braun introduces Flex Control, the first electric shaver with a pivoting head.
Flex Control automatically adjusts to every contour of your face, under the chin, under
the lip, that tricky spot under your nose.
You'll get the closest Braun shave yet.
Flex Control from Braun, the last word in shavers.
Retirement home.
It's a leisure village.
One free 10-minute call a month, every month for an entire year.
There are lots of people here.
I just have to meet them, that's all.
Two free hours of long distance in all.
Well, it's just a friendly game of dominoes.
It's MCI's gift to all friends and family members, even those who join now.
Now, would you believe this?
I'm dating.
To accept this gift, call and tell us which member of your circle you'd like to call free.
Name each other and get four hours free.
We all counted our batteries to get us through, but you never know when they're gonna hit
the skids.
Only Duracell has the Copper Top Battery Tester, so you can be sure your batteries will keep
you gliding along.
You can't stop the Copper Top.
Dermatologists see thousands of cases of painfully dry skin a year, but the only one that counts
is yours.
Skin science update from Vaseline Intensive Care.
I'm Joan Lunden, and this is the latest Physicians Desk Reference for non-prescription drugs,
and in it is the extra strength formula developed by Vaseline Intensive Care Research for treating
severely dry skin.
The thousands who've seen it work know it's serious medicine.
Extra strength formula.
From intensive research comes intensive care.
Wednesday, an Unsolved television event live.
You've got 90 minutes to solve a mystery.
Live.
Call in.
Capture fugitives.
Reunite loved ones.
Live.
Unsolved goes live from locations across the country.
Unsolved mysteries live.
For the first time ever, it's an all-new Unsolved Mysteries Live.
NBC Wednesday.
Is she an innocent victim?
He tried to rape me.
Or a cold-blooded killer?
He thought there was nothing I could do to stop him.
Can Stone reveal her chilling secret?
He never touched her.
He was unarmed.
The shocking truth will surprise you.
And introducing Jerry Orbach as Logan's new partner.
Law and Order, NBC Wednesday.
Want the real facts of life?
It doesn't matter if you date once a week, once a month, or once a year.
Living just one night with the wrong guy could lead to a sexually transmitted disease.
And if left untreated, some sexually transmitted diseases can leave you infertile.
Which means it really wouldn't matter where babies come from because they couldn't come
from you.
So protect yourself and the baby you may want to have someday.
Oh, I don't want to be a suspect.
I don't want any more surprises.
Shocking conclusion.
Deadly matrimony.
Exactly what my mom was looking for.
I almost died short.
Simultaneously.