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help before they break down? They're coming.
Can't catch me!
Rushes on to go see the movie Stuart Little, only in theaters.
Oh!
And to get behind the wheel of outrageous remote controlled cars, only at Radio Shack.
Wheel spinning action, high flying jumps, zigzagging excitement that will drive kid wild.
Radio Shack's the only place you'll find the Stuart Little Roadster.
One lighter in the store. Get in, get out, get what you want at Radio Shack.
Well, it's bigger than I thought.
On the next profiler, Money kills a U.S. Senator.
He was forced with pennies into his demographic.
And the task force pursues a band of assassins connected to one of America's most powerful families.
They must be his children.
The trail leads to a building there with a terrifying secret.
This one has connections all the way up to Pennsylvania Avenue.
Academy Award winner James Coburn guest stars profiler, best cereal thriller.
Saturday evening at 5 on UPN 45.
What makes Crescent your best choice for gorgeous gold?
Our guaranteed lowest prices are so low that if you don't receive the perfect gift this year, you can afford to give it to yourself.
Crescent, your best choice.
A wishing well.
Go ahead.
This holiday season, I wish you happiness and prosperity for your family and peace on earth.
I wish for a grill guard, a tool set, floor mats, oh, seat covers.
Hip Boys has what guys want, floor mat sets from $7.99, car covers from $19.99, gift certificates too.
Hip Boys, cars like us, people lovers, dimension fog lights.
Catch the catch of the day at Long John Silver's.
Five pieces of classic golden battered-in junior fish and crispy fries all for only $2.99.
Big meal, big deal.
It's mouth-watering. It's delicious.
It's only at Long John Silver's.
And this special deal on a special meal is available for a limited time only.
So come on down to Long John Silver's for our five piece junior fish and fries meal for only $2.99.
And don't let the big one get away.
What makes Crescent your best choice for diamonds?
If you can find this stunning half-carat heart pendant or this dazzling two-carat bracelet advertised for less than our guaranteed lowest price, don't buy it because we'll still be there.
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In space, there are forces...
Oh, Crescent!
...that defy explanation.
Corridors are realigning. Rooms are in the wrong place. What's the pattern?
...that can turn an entire ship, it's bigger and more powerful than we are, into a twisted nightmare.
So we're just supposed to sit here and let this thing kill us?
And leave everyone on board.
Everybody take cover!
Totally helpless.
Let's move!
On the next Star Trek Voyager, weeknights at 10 on UPM 45.
Who will take the top spot?
Once a new TV counts down the top videos of the 20th century, it's the five spots leading up to number one as the countdown continues.
Will it be the most unusual high-speed chase?
The aftermath of a killer tornado?
A fishing story too unreal to be true?
A crash landing with real heroes?
Or a gridiron attack that was incredibly caught on tape?
The winning top-score winner is...
The winning top video next real TV, tomorrow at 7.30 on UPM 45.
This is an illegal. What I do on my own time is my own business.
A murder investigation uncovers a co-worker's secret.
Oh, Dolores. I'm not ashamed of what I've been doing.
I mean, what's your ship?
I mean, it's not exactly my ballerina career, but my ballerina career didn't let me make $250 a ship.
Next time on NYVG Blue.
Sunday afternoon at 3 on UPM 45.
Anything can happen, and it probably will, on WCW Worldwide.
All the superstars of WCW in hard-hitting wrestling action.
Each and every week like you've never seen before.
It's the cutting edge of pro wrestling.
It's WCW Worldwide.
Saturday evening at 6 on UPM 45.
The all-new X96.5 is the one station that plays all of today's number one hits.
Now with Jamie and Danny in the morning.
We're Vegas Fields new morning show.
Weekday mornings from 5 to 9.
The all-new X96.5.
You wonder why your ass is so big.
It's not nice to ridicule Mother Nature.
Every cloud in that big blue sky was a face laughing at me.
Controlling the weather.
Where she wanders, showers follow.
Happy Valentine's Day.
And this weather girl.
It rained rose petals for nearly an hour.
Once the studio fever was moldy.
Hello!
It's got smiles.
Sunday evening at 5 on UPM 45.
A sadistic killer targets prostitutes.
You're saying this guy's out there murdering people in the name of the Lord?
And only one woman can save the sinners.
If he's coming back, I need to be out there.
You should leave that side.
Well how else are we gonna catch this guy?
Now another victim has a date with death.
And it could be Nina.
If he is our guy, he's due to kill again tonight.
You dirty thieving.
New York undercover.
Sunday afternoon at 4 on UPM 45.
From preschool to college, teachers play an essential role in the development of our nation's most important resource.
Children.
That's why UPM 45 likes to recognize teachers who have touched our viewers with their wisdom, guidance and caring.
Tell us why your teacher is special.
Write to Teacher of the Month.
3223 Select Avenue, Bakersfield 93308.
UPM 45's Teacher of the Month program.
Our way of honoring all teachers everywhere.
No.
...meets her match.
In strength.
In skill.
And courage.
I needed to make a health.
She's on a crusade of salvation.
I want to forgive you and love you all as brothers.
And she plans to save Gabrielle's soul.
The life will triumph, Nina.
Quick preaching.
Thanks.
On the mat.
Saturday night at 8 on UPM 45.
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Catch the catch of the day along John Silver's.
Five pieces of classic golden battered-in junior fish and crispy fries all for only $2.99.
Big meal, big deal.
It's mouth-watering.
It's delicious.
It's only at Long John Silver's.
And this special deal on a special meal is available for a limited time only.
So come on down to Long John Silver's for our five-piece junior fish and fries meal for only $2.99.
And don't let the big one get away.
On an all-new day watch Kauai.
I've got a problem that I thought would go away but hasn't.
A secret past.
There's more to it than this and than that.
A secret relationship.
JD was with me and Marty.
He's involved in this too.
And a secret confession.
I didn't think it would matter.
I can't forgive it.
Will these lies sink Dawn's career?
Why would you say she has a lifeguard? It's ruined.
JD on the action on an all-new day watch Hawaii.
Sunday night at 9 on UPM 45.
You wonder why your ass is so big.
It's not nice to ridicule Mother Nature.
Every cloud in that big blue sky with a face laughing at me.
Controlling the weather.
Where she wanders, showers follow.
Happy Valentine's Day.
And this weather girl, it rained rose petals for nearly an hour.
Once in studio fever, with mold in her eyes.
Hawaii!
It's the Spirals.
Sunday evening at 5 on UPM 45.
You can watch dreams come true.
Big dreams, little dreams, all kinds of dreams.
You are gonna be a bad boy, but the Dodgers.
On Richard Simmons' Dream Maker.
Weekday mornings at 9 on UPM 45.
I don't know why I'm trying to do my hit crime.
It's taking one of their own.
Their killers are dying.
Do you think it's some kind of a ghost?
All without spirit.
Brought to life by the power of the word.
Oh my God.
And you can't trust it.
Just believe the word.
It's the word.
What does the magic word mean?
Justice or revenge.
Stop!
Sunday evening at 6 on UPM 45.
Little Caesars Pizza Pizza and UPM 45 are proud to present North Beardsley Schools' Karen Smith, Teacher of the Month.
I teach second grade at North Beardsley School.
I like teaching second grade because children who are seven love to learn about the world around them.
I like to have a positive environment in my classroom for my students so they feel special.
Parents, read to your children every day and talk to them about it.
By reading to your children, you're introducing them to new words in context and they understand concepts
so that when they come across the world in current, they know what the word is.
I like to tell the students every day that they're special and that they're special people and they deserve special things.
Night on the Town provided by Limousine Zine.
Facial treatment provided by Derma Technical Clinic.
Congratulations from Little Caesars and UPM 45.
This week, Zina meets her match in strength, skill, and courage.
I needed to make a first.
She's on a crusade of salvation.
I want to forgive you and love you all as brothers.
And she plans to save Gabrielle's soul.
The light will triumph, Zina.
Quick, preach.
Thanks.
Next, Saturday night at 8 on UPM 45.
In space, there are forces that defy explanation.
Coil boards are realigning. Rooms are in the wrong place. What's the pattern?
That can turn an entire ship, it's bigger and more powerful than we are, into a twisted nightmare.
So we're just supposed to sit here and let this thing kill us?
And leave everyone on board.
Everybody take cover.
Totally helpless.
Let's move.
On the next Star Trek Voyager, weeknights at 10 on UPM 45.
This UPM 45 weather update is brought to you by Mauricio's, the finest in family-style Mexican cuisine.
Tonight, mostly clear with areas of fog and light wind, low 31.
Mostly sunny and breezy tomorrow, high 59, low 33.
On Saturday, clouds, then sun, high 56, low 34.
Clouds will give way to sunshine on Sunday, high 56, low 32.
And on Monday, mostly sunny, high 58, low 34.
From preschool to college, teachers play an essential role in the development of our nation's most important resource, children.
That's why UPM 45 likes to recognize teachers who have touched our viewers with their wisdom, guidance, and caring.
Tell us why your teacher is special.
Write to Teacher of the Month, 3223 Select Avenue, Bakersfield, 93308.
UPM 45's Teacher of the Month program, our way of honoring all teachers everywhere.
You wonder why your ass is so big.
It's not nice to read your mother nature.
Every cloud in that big blue sky was a face laughing at me.
Controlling the weather.
Where she wanders, showers follow.
Happy Valentine's Day.
And this winter girl, who rained rose petals for nearly an hour, once again stood here with mold in her eyes.
Fellows!
It's the smiles.
Sunday evening at 5 on UPM 45.