WF SmackDown is sports entertainment featuring trained professionals.
Any attempt to perform the moves or stunts you see tonight could result in serious physical injury.
Beside and conquer.
All events in PSICOM were conducted under zero culpability license.
Yeah, crime was bad until Hawk came on board.
All units to main and fit.
Unit 31, audit.
Strap in, that's us.
Mutants in Nakamichi chemical facility.
Man, Hawk never lets me get a piece of the action.
I'm sick of this.
Good thing you operate solo.
That's what this mission calls for.
So, Pira, get going.
The world won't save itself.
Show's over.
Get out of here.
As your engine revs higher, the oil inside creates a protective wedge that builds up
and keeps engine parts separated.
But as your oil's viscosity breaks down, so can the wedge.
That's why there's Castrol GTX, the only leading 10W30 that provides maximum protection against
both viscosity and thermal breakdown.
Because if your oil breaks down, what's next?
Castrol GTX.
Drive hard.
Hey, looking great.
How'd you do it?
Easy.
The Conair rechargeable beard and mustache trimmer.
Moves in close, trims any style with laser precision.
Looking great.
To give or to keep.
The Conair beard and mustache trimmer.
To play Ball Zirco, the talking pinball game, follow these easy instructions.
One, press start.
Two, go Ball Zirco!
Ball Zirco.
Turn, twist, get the ball into the flashing target.
Get your body into it.
That bell's for you.
Blue, swivel, steer, put up the game.
Faster, you're racing the clock.
Go Ball Zirco!
Red, follow the ball, move to the music, bend the knees.
Yellow, tilt, turn, left, right, up, down.
Yes, you did it!
Easy, isn't it?
Player two.
Can you beat that?
Go Ball Zirco!
Ball Zirco pinball game with light, sounds, music, and three different games for up to
eight players, batteries not included.
At night, when the lights go out, the nightmares come out to steal my dreams.
But with 40 Winks, I've got the power to conquer my nightmares and rescue my dreams.
40 Winks on PlayStation game console.
We're back on SmackDown with a wild ride.
Never give up, never surrender.
From out of work actors.
By the Sons of War Van, I shall avenge you.
To outer space heroes.
You will save us.
We are actors, not astronauts.
DreamWorks Pictures invites you to Bravely Go.
Hi, little guy.
Where no comedy has gone before.
Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Galaxy Quest.
Oh, that's not right.
Rated PG.
Starts Saturday, December 25th, everywhere.
This is Rayman.
This is a man called Ray.
Rayman is the star of the action-adventure game, Rayman 2.
Ray is not.
Rayman can shoot, swim, swing, fly, and even water-ski.
Ray cannot.
Rayman has friends and enemies and dozens of epic worlds.
Ray has a sister in Florida.
So, remember, it's Rayman, not Ray.
Rayman 2 for PC and Nintendo 64.
I know what you're thinking, you and her, right?
Ha, wrong.
Hello.
You look like you shaved with a belt sander.
Double hurts, wolf boy.
You need Panasonic Sonic Shaving.
That's 13,000 RPMs of pure speed and power for clean and close.
Clean and close, baby.
Panasonic Sonic Shaving.
Now you're up to speed.
I love helping out the kids.
Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Kangaskhan, Golem, Caputas, Meowth, Jigglypuff.
Jigglypuff.
If that's how your kids talk, then there's only one place to go, Burger King.
Because right now in every Burger King Big Kids Meal you buy,
they'll get either a Pokemon toy and limited edition trading card,
or a Master Trainer trading card sheet.
Nine cards per sheet, your kids can collect all 20.
Pokemon and the Burger King Big Kids Meal.
Come and catch them all.
A sadistic killer targets prostitutes.
You're saying this guy's out there murdering people in the name of the Lord?
And only one woman can save the sinners.
If he's coming back, I need to be out there.
You sure you're back there?
Well, how else are we gonna catch this guy?
Now, another victim has a date with death.
And it could be Nina.
If he is our guy, he's due to kill again tonight.
You dirty thieving.
New York City police are investigating a murder.
He's due to kill again tonight, you dirty thieving. New York undercover.
Sunday afternoon at 4 on UPN 45.
People call it smart, thrilling, deep place for values.
Toyotathon 2000, the blockbuster event for great Toyota values.
Your ride to the new millennium is here.
Are you ready to go?
Get $750 cash back on Camry.
America's number one selling car for two straight years comes with $750 cash back.
Get your Toyota dealer today.
Cash back on Camry ends January 3rd.
What if your entire existence on the emergency medical holographic program was a lie?
What do you say?
That I'm a real person?
What if you had another life?
I love you.
For one man is either a mind trick.
Destroy the ship.
Now, before it's too late.
A hallucination.
Doctor, don't listen to it.
Or a truth too terrifying to face.
None of this is real. It's all a delusion. Somebody help me.
On the next Star Trek Voyager.
With my Jack 10 on UPN 45.
And now, the WWF Boot of the Week brought to you by Lugs.
Tough boots built for the city.
That's Lugs.
It's coming.
So turn it on and crank it up.
Oh yeah.
WWF The Music Vol. 4.
Featuring Oh Hell Yeah by the H-Box.
I'm a madman.
The entrance themes of your favorite WWF superstars.
14 new releases in one badass CD.
WWF The Music Vol. 4 available now.
The rock stairs.
The rock.
Part man.
Part machine.
All out destruction.
He is the ultimate soldier.
You're in immediate danger.
Now, he's gone on the ultimate killing spree.
Blockbuster Shockwave Cinema presents
Millennium Man.
Friday at 8, 7 Central on UPN.
This holiday season, before the champagne,
comes the martini.
Shaken, not stirred.
First things first.
Get ready.
Who are you?
To Bond.
James Bond.
Nobody can resist me.
Life's full of small challenges.
The world is not enough.
Rated PG-13.
Now playing in theaters everywhere.
Coming to a Dreamcast near you.
You will feel the passion of Soul Calibur.
Man, she's off the hook.
Oh, perfect.
Soul Calibur.
What?
Say good-bye to Dreamcast.
It's the end.
It's thinking.
Castrol GTX 10W30 provides maximum protection
against both viscosity and thermal breakdown.
Because if your oil breaks down,
what's next?
Castrol GTX.
Drive hard.
Now, entering the Tychontron.
Rock says no.
You wanna start something?
It all starts with Tychontron Live.
Hit the stage and Tychontron Live hits the lights,
blasts the pictures, and rocks 10 WWF Superstar theme songs.
All automatically.
Because nobody goes through the road
before they go through the Tychontron.
Playtime's over.
Tychontron Live.
It lives with Merochron active figure.
Other Tron active figures with special sensors and rings
sold separately.
Some assembly required.
Somewhere, someone tries to party alone.
Would you like some multi-party prissy-piss?
Don't be lame.
Head to South Park Chef's Love Shack.
It's one big multiplayer love-in.
Comedy Central South Park Chef's Love Shack.
The video game from Acclaim.
Love, love, love.
See, I don't understand.