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On the next Just Shoot Me,
a photographer took naughty pictures of Elliot and Finch's sexy wife.
That's blackmail.
God, you and my mom.
And now he's pushin' for a job.
I thought I told you to sweep up.
I just thought it'd be much more helpful if I shot next month's cover.
Will he crush Finch to get his way?
I mean, it's gonna break his heart when I show him this photo.
Hey, Finch.
What's the next Just Shoot Me?
Big nights at 6.30 on UPN 45, Table 4.
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They're our heroes
My dad fixed things for everyone.
News names we never hear
Reaching out to help their fellow men
And me?
They're our green heroes
Well, I just held the light.
Who are making dreams come true
Taking time to teach the children
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Over the years, we fixed things for friends we knew
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He was teaching me more than just how to fix things.
If you see what's wrong
And you try to make it right
Teaching by example
You will be
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They're bloodthirsty bats.
Now I have to reapply my sunscreen.
And they're hooked on drugs.
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Man, you better talk to me heck to man, man.
It's the Gangsta Fish Story.
This ain't a worm. This is the good stuff.
With a dark side.
Drop that tackle box.
It's me, Dale Gribble.
On the next, I only have a little bit left.
Hank Man will be bogarting that angle bait.
King of the Hill.
Weeknights at 7 on UPN 45, cable 4.
What's the point of cra-
On the next blind date, it's a date from hell.
Rockin' good news.
Look at you.
His name is Rico.
Well, thank you for coming to say you-
Oh, are you all right?
Yeah.
But he's not suave.
Hold up.
I've done with this.
Plus-
Whatever gave you the idea that I was some princess?
Will this girl toot his horn?
You're way cuter than I had anticipated.
Toot toot.
That's next time on Blind Date.
Weeknights at 5 on UPN 45, cable 4.
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For purple mountain majesty above the fruited land.
For America, America, America, God shed his grace on thee.
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Only one show dares to ask the tough questions, to tackle the big issues, to fight for the
truth.
What's the name for this item?
It is a spatula.
A what?
A spatula.
Spatula.
Spatula.
Spatula.
It's not a spatula.
Ah.
Ah.
Spatula.
The search for intelligent life continues.
Spatula.
Next, Weeknights at 730 on UPN 45, cable 4.
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There's more action.
There's more excitement.
There's more drama.
There's more conflict.
There's more humor.
There's so many good things about the show that I didn't even know where to start.
Yeah.
No more, Mr. Nice Guy.
Saturday at 8 p.m. on UPN 45, cable 4.
Oh, boy.
The buttoned-down mind of...