They just pulled off a big-time heist.
But Friday the 13th, their luck is gonna run out.
Roach Smith, we are looking at murder one.
David Caruso, John Leguizamo, Bing Reims, Forrest Whitaker.
Body Count, Friday at 8, 7 Central on UPN.
Look at what we're launching.
The new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.
We're talking hundreds of insane new combos.
Your own skate park editor.
And a dream team of skaters to choose from.
The new Tony Hawk is here.
Hey.
Sweet!
The new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, rated T for teens.
Seems like everything these days is portable.
Stereo's.
Computers.
Phones.
Bathrooms Sinks.
Introducing Stridex Facewipes To Go.
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helps protect against future breakouts.
Stridex.
It's good to go.
Stinks!
Arid works!
Even under stress, arid can help stop your worst smelling sweat.
Arid works!
Arid, powerful protection against your worst smelling sweat.
Hi, Tom Bodette. When did you see the light?
Oh, going over to Phoenix. We wanted to rest up for the game and suddenly it was so clear.
Motel 6. I think it's great.
Well, you gotta call them like you see them. Call us and see the light for yourself.
You're watching WWF SmackDown on...
Yeah! Yeah!
...WPN.
There are some moments people just want to forget.
That's why we love instant replay.
Take it to the max with maximum exposure.
Unpredictable. Unprecedented. Oh, that's gotta hurt.
Take your weekend to the max. Maximum exposure.
Saturday afternoon at 4 on UPN 45.
The all-new X96.5 blazing today's hottest music.
Come on, I want it too.
I'll be the light, day in the high you say.
Be the light, be the light.
Every little thing I do.
Now with Jamie and Danny in the morning.
Good morning, Beggarsfield.
We're Beggarsfield's new morning show.
Today's hottest music is on the all-new X96.5.
X96.5
The spicy chicken sandwich.
Don't bother me.
I'm eating.
Only 99 cents at Carl's Jr.
We're back on SmackDown.
...saying that English is no longer America's national language.
It's executive order 13166.
Thank you for calling 911. Please listen for your language.
For Spanish, press 1. For Korean, press 2.
Do you ever miss English?
Immigration is out of control.
Virgin Gore writing off English for good.
What can you do?
Vote for the third party that puts Americans first.
Vote you can and for president.
For Swahili, press 12.
Get behind the wheel.
Sweet home, young young.
Left up and down.
And turn it up.
Beggars, you're going south.
The 35 greatest Southern rock hits of all time.
Just one old news face.
One hour, one man.
You can order online at Musicspace.com.
Land of the fall.
Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
Turn it up.
Oh, Amy.
This 35-track collection is not sold in any store.
Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.
Order by credit card now and get a free going south poster.
Where you going?
Going south.
To order, call the number on your screen or log on to Musicspace.com.
Rush delivery available. Do it now.
Look at what we're launching.
The new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.
We're talking hundreds of insane new combos.
Your own skate park editor.
And a dream team of skaters to choose from.
The new Tony Hawk is here.
Hey.
Sweet.
The new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.
Rated T for teens.
They're fugitives.
They're rebels.
They're outlaws.
I've always had a problem with authority.
And starting this October, they're your new heroes.
They took away our lives, but they let us live.
We are the resistance!
They will make them pay.
Praise hell.
Freedom, Friday, October 27th on UPN.
Crushed with the success of their 1999 hit, Ultimate Cheeseburger,
JT, EJ, TJ, TK, and the other EJ return to the studio to produce 199 for a limited time.
199 for a limited time.
It's your meat and cheese music.
Ultimate Cheeseburger.
It's just a buck 99.
Can we fix that?
The all new X96.5 blazing today's hottest music.
Now with Jamie and Danny in the morning.
Good morning, Bakersfield.
We're Bakersfield's new morning show.
Today's hottest music is on the all new X96.5.
To stop a deadly vision.
Help me to look back!
To end one man's madness.
Remind to my mind.
They must go back in time.
My first deep space assignment aboard the Excelsior.
Back with a legend.
Who are you?
What are you doing on my ship?
Back into battle.
Who are you fighting?
Penguins.
But can they survive?
My God.
The ultimate flashback on the next Star Trek Voyager.
Tonight at 10 on UPS 45.
Now's the best time to buy the best on earth.
Down to earth deals at your Honda dealer.
Get no down payment on a new Honda ATV.
Then take your pick of low monthly payments for the first two years.
Or no payments and no interest for three full months.
Thanks to the Honda Card program.
And with a new form and form an S or ES.
You can get an additional bonus.
300 Honda bonus bucks to spend at your Honda dealer.
Down to earth deals happening now at the best dealers on earth.
Game Man 2.
Now for the PlayStation game console.
Created E for everyone.
All right, partner.
You know what time it is.
You're watching.
Next profiler, a ritual arsonist eludes the task force.
Keep working on that burn pattern.
We need to get a handle on this guy.
Until they discover the victims have one thing in common.
One person in each location lived through a near death experience.
He's hoping that one of them will cheat death again and bring back whoever he lost.
Bring my Lydia back to me.
He's going to kill this girl.
Trial by fire.
Profiler, the serial thriller.
Saturday night at 10 on UPS 45.
Now on UPS 45.
The ultimate flashback on the next Star Trek Voyager.
Tonight at 10 on UPS 45.
Tonight at 10 on UPS 45.
Tonight at 10 on UPS 45.
Tonight at 10 on UPS 45.
Tonight at 10 on UPS 45.
Tonight at 10 on UPS 45.
Tonight at 10 on UPS 45.
Tonight at 10 on UPS 45.
Tonight at 10 on UPS 45.
It's time to kiss off high prices.
Food for Less is bringing the lowest prices on the freshest produce, highest quality meats
and groceries to the Bakersfield area.
Our new store is now open on the corner of Ming and Stein.
At Food for Less, our name says it all.
You get the highest quality at the lowest prices 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
We're now open, bringing you savings by the truck full without sacrificing quality.
Our name really does say it all.
You're watching KUBI-TV, Bakersfield.
And now, the W. John Phelps.
Hey, what's happening?
The ladies absolutely love it.
I brought you some flowers.
They look and feel plastic, but they smell real.
Yeah.
It has its way with our women under the cover of night.
Can you call that a butt lotion?
Hey.
On October 13th, it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.
Meet the Ladies Man.
Wait it on.
Starts Friday, October 13th.
Credity for everyone.
Thanks for taking me to the doctor, sweetie.
Oh, yeah, Grandma, no problem.
Would you like to come in for some cooking?
Here we are.
Get ready.
What's your rush?
Come on, Grandma. Tuck and roll, Grandma. Tuck and roll.
The less time you spend doing other things, the more time you have for MTV Sports Pure Ride.
No limits, no boundaries, just total freedom.
Tuck and roll, Grandma.
Oh.
Cheers.
Seems like everything these days is portable.
Stereos, computers, phones.
Bathroom sinks.
Introducing Strydek Space Wipes to Go.
One medicated wipe gently removes dirt and oil for a deep down clean that refreshes and helps protect against future breakouts.
Strydek.
It's good to go.
Well, we're back in King Triple H in Benoit.