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Hey, Abbott will return.
Thursday, Bo Derek and Richard Harris.
It's an exotic jungle tale.
When Jane meets Tarzan the ape man.
1220 Eastern Thursday night.
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If time waits for no man, then why is this man in a prehistoric predicament?
There's a secret to this island.
Perhaps the fair people of this island are too hung up on time on a tradition.
No.
That's impossible.
Be that as it may, time flies when you're having fun.
So don't forget the land that time forgot.
So join me, Grandpa, for Super Scary Saturday on the Super Station.
1205 Eastern on the Super Station Saturday.
We now return to Hey Abbott with Luke Costello and Bud Abbott.
Well, it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready now, go cat, go.
Time Life Music presents the rock and roll era.
Roll over Beethoven, tell Chegostin it's 1956.
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If they shoot it, kick it, hit it, or throw it, we'll tell you about it.
Catch Sports Saturday, Saturday at 730 Eastern on CNN.
We now return to Hey Abbott with Luke Costello and Bud Abbott.
Hey Abbott will return.
Thursday, the Dallas Mavericks and the Denver Nuggets tangle in the NBA's semifinal playoffs.
10-05 Eastern Thursday night.
We quit smoking.
Well, I'm not smoking.
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15,000 cigarettes a year times 35 years.
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Five packs a day for a while.
I'm doing great now.
She bought it and said, try it.
I reluctantly, half-heartedly tried it.
But it was so easy that I just breezed through it.
Didn't have the urge to eat anymore.
As a matter of fact, I lost about two pounds.
No way did I want to gain weight.
And I lost.
When they offered that money back guarantee, I thought I just have to try it.
If you don't completely stop smoking using the Cigarettes Plan, we'll refund the purchase
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When you think of the price, it's just amazing.
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Hey, Abbott will return.
Thursday, Bo Derek and Richard Harris.
It's an exotic jungle tale.
When Jane meets Tarzan the ape man.
1220 Eastern Thursday night.
Let me tell you about a half the air ass.
The sheik of the burning sand.
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Me again, Mark.
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Hey, did you hear about Alan?
Yeah.
You know, the guy was a heart attack just waiting to happen.
No kidding, huh?
Yeah.
Didn't he have a kid?
I think so.
The scariest part about heart disease is all the little things you leave behind.
You can help prevent it.
We can tell you how.
We quit smoking.
Well, I'm not smoking.
And I didn't think anybody could do that.
15,000 cigarettes a year times 35 years.
So I've been smoking for 45 years.
It's the easiest thing in the world to quit.
I've done it a thousand times.
Cigarettes makes it easy to quit smoking.
And it works in as little as seven days.
I smoked 43 years.
I quit just like that.
I thought I was just going to go nuts wanting a cigarette.
I never did.
I was just wonderful.
Five packs a day for a while.
I'm doing great now.
She bought it and said, try it.
And I reluctantly, half-heartedly tried it.
But it was so easy that just breezed through it.
Didn't have the urge to eat anymore.
Matter of fact, I lost about two pounds.
No way did I want to gain weight.
And I lost.
When they offered that money back guarantee,
I thought I just have to try it.
If you don't completely stop smoking using the Cigarettes Plan,
we'll refund the purchase price.
Find a more effective program price less
and we'll double your money back.
Guaranteed.
On the other programs I've spent,
I guess I've spent around $2,500 to $3,000.
When you think of the price, it's just amazing.
Think of what you can do with a thousand dollars.
Well, I figured it up at 25 cents a pack
and I could have bought two of the homes that I live in now.
And without smoking, we've got a few more years to go together.
Tell them to do what I did.
Just order it.
I'd say pick up that phone like I did and call the toll-free number.
Order your cigarettes now.
Call 1-800-221-2200.
With the Cigarettes Program, you're guaranteed to stop smoking
in as little as seven days without withdrawal,
without gaining weight, and without spending hundreds of dollars.
To save COD fees, have your credit card ready
and call toll-free 1-800-221-2200.
Or send $19.95 plus $4 postage and handling to Cigarettes.
Box 4444, Carlsbad, California 92008.
Or call toll-free 1-800-221-2200 now.
Do you have a liver problem?
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I'm Tammy Winnett, reminding you that we're here to help.
Write the American Liver Foundation, Cedar Grove, New Jersey,
07009.
If time waits for no man,
then why is this man in a prehistoric predicament?
There's a secret to this island.
Perhaps the fair people of this island
are too hung up on time-honored tradition?
No, that's impossible.
Be that as it may, time flies when you're having fun.
So don't forget the land that time forgot.
So join me, Grandpa, for Super Scary Saturday on the Super Station.
1205 Eastern on the Super Station Saturday.
I'm an English lord now.
The Munsters' inherited little British humor.
I don't know when I've ever felt more welcome in a strange place.
That's a big tally-ho.
What about that little matter we discovered last night?
Is that trouble, Chaps?
Munster, go home.
205 Eastern on the Super Station Saturday.
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This is Super Station TBS.