You've never seen a place like this, have you?
But every day, children like Michelle come here to find cans, bottles, rags, to pick
up plastic, hoping to earn a few cents for their families.
But when you look out here, you might think, what can I possibly have in common with people
like these?
Not like me at all.
You couldn't be more wrong.
Like you, these children know what work is.
They know what danger is.
They know what friendship is.
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You've never seen a place like this, but you have seen children like Michelle, because
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It's time for another look at the stars with the Screen Gems Horoscope.
George Jefferson is a typical Leo, majestic.
How do I look sitting here?
Like the king of the pygmies.
Proud.
I'm rich, good looking, and a saint.
And very loud.
While our Florence the Aries is tough.
Like hell I am.
Temperamental.
Wrong again, tiny bald man.
And highly emotional.
Really?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
The two fiery signs should avoid each other today.
He started.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
You did so.
And for the foreseeable future.
There's always more Jeffersons in your future right here on Screen Gems.
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Next, Jenny Jones.
This woman does crystal meth.
This woman shoots heroin.
This woman smokes crack cocaine.
You said you'd like to stay high all day long.
And they're all carrying babies.
It's my decision.
It's my child.
Why would you put your baby at risk?
Why would you have a baby?
I didn't want to have this baby.
Are you still killing your baby?
I'm pregnant and partying.
You stupid.
It's really sad when trashy people bring children into the world.
Next, Jenny Jones.
Weekdays at 11 on UPN 45, cable 4.
Street Smart sends greetings from Las Vegas.
Who are Siegfried and Roy?
Film critics.
A big old Hattie from Texas.
What is an equestrian?
You.
Me?
Yeah, because you are questioning me.
Street Smart, it's like a vacation for your brain.
Weekdays at 11 on UPN 45, cable 4.
The late Benson has a nice ring to it.
Get ready to smile.
Watch Benson coming up next here on Screen Gems.
Dry skin is a nasty little problem.
But extra dry skin?
Now that's a big problem.
Fortunately, there's advanced therapy from Luberderm with special nutrients and vitamins.
Advanced therapy.
Later, Gator.
You'll love Ziploc EasyZipper.
Just easy zipper it and you know it's closed.
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It's so easy to fall in love.
Welcome on Gear Kids.
succeed as easy as you get.
Hey, guys, there's something better.
I have a little secret surprise.
These Pillsbury ready-to-bake cookies, they couldn't be any easier.
I just place them and bake them.
Look what I've got.
But you know what the best part is?
The boys get warm, gooey cookies.
And as for me, well, I have more time to hang out with my guys.
Pillsbury, my heart's you.
In a time when deep space was still off limits to mankind, Starfleet seems to
think that we're ready to begin our mission.
They dared to reach for the stars.
This is a foolish mission.
Take your Vulcan cynicism and bury it.
You're going to try to embrace new worlds.
You must try to embrace new ideas.
This is how the Star Trek saga begins.
Enterprise launches Wednesday, September 26th on UPN.
You've been injured in a motorcycle accident because someone turned left in
front of you or they cut you off.
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In three decades, we've helped thousands of motorcycle riders.
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