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We're the breakfast group.
Here to reverse the idea that you can't have chocolate chips for breakfast.
Introducing...
Ghost Official Gush.
Huh?
Chocolate chip Pop Tarts.
Chocolate chips front to back like a cookie wrapped around a gooey chocolatey middle.
They're an irreversible part of this complete breakfast.
Which brings us back to the point of our story.
New chocolate chip Pop Tarts rule.
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The entire Phillips family wants that delectable Eggo waffle.
Where'd it go?
Wait a minute, let's see that again.
The Eggo comes up when Granny gets the gold.
What style.
Even has time to savor the sweet taste of victory.
Delicious Eggo waffles.
Part of this complete breakfast.
Hey, how's my hair?
Get a life, Johnny.
Now you can have breakfast with some of your favorite characters.
They're on Eggo waffles and specially marked boxes for a limited time only.
Could you pass the hair gel?
I mean, jelly.
Take it from the top, boys.
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