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My name is Charlie.
Today on I Dream of Jeannie and Bewitched, you're guaranteed to laugh twice as hard because
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I told you. So, you ready to hit the slope? Ready to go. Maybe now you're ready to get
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Let me show you. Let me give you a little quick tour if you don't mind. Over here I
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Darren, I wish you'd try to be...
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She is out of control sexually. These teens need to tame their wild ways. Do you realize
that you're endangering your own life? I'm not going to change the way I dress. She looks
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