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Get ready for the ultimate battle between good and evil.
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A false accusation.
Did you murder Professor Rand?
No.
A punishment worse than death.
The perpetrator of a murder is forced to relive the crime through his victim's eyes.
A crew determined to uncover the truth.
I propose a mind meld with Lieutenant Paris.
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Don't get involved, Lieutenant.
What happens to an innocent man?
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On the next Star Trek Voyager.
Good night at 10 on UPN 45.
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On the next Baywatch Hawaii, Jesse's hatred of poachers.
To slaughter a great fish is immoral.
Becomes a personal vendetta.
Jesse, it isn't illegal.
Well, maybe it should be.
Can the team help fight her cause?
She catches up with those shark hunters. We know what she's gonna do.
Before she becomes the hunted.
Come on, Sean, kick it!
Get in on the action on the next Baywatch Hawaii.
Sunday night at 9 on UPM 45.
She is out of control sexually.
These teens need to tame their wild ways.
Do you realize that you're endangering your own life?
I'm not gonna change the way I dress.
She looks like a cool girl.
And this young mom wants her baby's father back.
I wanna help you, Lucy, but my life is going great over here.
You were there too when you guys made that baby, you were there!
Teens, sex and consequences.
I'm taking care of our responsibility. I said our.
Next, forgive or forget.
Sunday morning at 11 on UPM 45.