See you activate.
Jack's Fire, Jack's Fire
City welcome
Introducing the biggest boldest player in the Colonel sandwich lineup my spicy triple crunch
See not one not two, but three big strips of white meat chicken plus the Colonel's spicy zinger sauce
Try one today for just one 99
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PCW hardcore revolution the video game in stores now from a clay
At true ride rental we understand that after a long flight
You don't want to wait in long lines for your car. So we came up with super express check-in
We'll pick you up at the terminal then check you in right there in the comfort of our climate controlled bus
No lines no hassles just straight to your car where you'll find the keys and the open road waiting for you
Hey
You got some long hair you ever use one of those shampoos and conditioners all in the same box
I'm telling you this one does a seat. They reformulated per class man. I had a drug store. I'm not gonna use it
Oh, yeah, that sounds a little elitist my friend from California, man
His power the power in new Duracell ultra the most powerful alkaline battery in the world for ultra
Performance in whatever it powers new Duracell ultra more power more life
This in the air at the Sears National Hardware sale where you'll find all tool storage on sale
And all cordless drills to including this sweet craftsman 14.4 volt cordless kit
So don't miss the National Hardware sale at Sears
Did you know it can actually cost you more to call your state capital than your nation's capital
But with sprint nickel Knights anywhere in state not a state calls are all the same nickel
You do the man will do the geography switch to spring and 1-800 pin drop
in here
It's always Friday boom boom boom boom
And in here Friday's famous Jack Daniels grill is heating up with our signature Jack Daniel sauce
Boom boom boom boom. Yeah
Seven days will return
Meet the newest breed of secret agents. We got a plan? We're working on it. sexier.
Wouldn't you just love to train stronger and always ready for action.
ready for action.
Imagine what we can do together.
I am.
On your home with secret agent man.
Tuesday at 8, 7 Central on UPN.
Has anyone seen Dave?
Hey, Dave!
When you have Wendy's all-white meat nuggets...
Dave?
...everyone wants them.
Dave!
You in there?
No! No one's here.
Wendy's 99 Cent Chicken Nuggets.
A small price to pay for great chicken.
Don't forget the nuggets.
Yes.
Nintendo 64 six new colors are so amazing,
choosing a favorite might be somewhat of a struggle.
Billy?
Which one?
Billy?
Hey, want some extra fun?
Chew extra sugar-free gum.
Cause extra's great flavor lasts longer than ever.
It'll last through extra moods, extra effort, even extra affection.
So try extra, cause the flavor you love lasts longer than ever.
Who's sharing your drinking water?
Find out at PureWater.com.
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I adopted Cece at five months old.
We have something special.
I can't explain.
We're always there for each other.
And Purina Katchow is always there for us.
More than great nutrition, Purina Katchow gives us access to
the best of all the best.
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And Purina Katchow gives us access to
behaviorists, nutritionists, and vets
who can help us with all kinds of cat questions.
Thanks to Purina Katchow brand,
Cece's healthier and happier.
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Physical, emotional, complete.
That's the Purina Katchow way of life.
I'm always coming up with great new promotions for 7-Up.
Like this one.
I ask people to send me pictures of their cans.
Let's take a look.
Oh!
How do you like that?
Look like two big Christmas hams.
Ha ha ha! It's Joe's can!
Look at the backyard on this fella.
That about ends the first annual 7-Up Joe's her can contest.
Next time I'll be more specific.
Mom?
From now on, every time you hear the word thee,
you'll think of a delicious Schlotzky's original.
And when you hear the words sub sandwich,
you will think of donkeys.
Schlotzky's funny name?
Serious sandwich.
A nation fights to survive.
Stop the board.
By any means necessary.
You're using children's bait.
On an all new Voyager.
Next on UPM.
Adam is dying.
Dying.
Seven days will return.
When your personal life...
Psycho chicks.
They always seem to find me.
Is as twisted as your professional life.
Ha ha!
You must be living the beat.
I'm gonna start taking responsibility in my life.
If I'm late for roll call, will you cover for me?
The Beat premieres Tuesday, March 21st on UPN.
A WWF school's destruction of family has hit rock bottom.
Catch SmackDown, Thursday at 8, 7 Central on UPN.
Stop assuming that just because you're hugging one of these,
you can't have a car that was made for hugging these.
Oldsmobile Olaro with the Road Hugging Active Response System.
Olaro by Oldsmobile.
This is the revolutionary Cross Action Toothbrush.
Its unique patented crisscross bristles penetrate to lift out and sweep away more plaque than today's leading brushes.
For the cleanest healthy teeth possible.
The Cross Action from Oral-B.
Yo it's Super Duke, your Burger King DJ and the word is out, there's a whole new Whopper in town.
The new Bacon Cheddar Whopper, stacked with crispy bacon and melted cheddar cheese.
My taste buds are rockin' baby, it's a Whopper you love, done up a whole new way.
Check the new Bacon Cheddar Whopper, it's all for flavor meter.
And only at Burger King for a limited time y'all.
So bounce baby, to Bacon Cheddar Whopper.
All new and all mine.
You heard it, Burger King.
Um, yellow?
Yeah red.
Do you notice anything?
If you notice any weird mixed up colors in a bag of M&Ms, you may have a winning rapper.
With over one million prizes and one bag worth one million dollars.
I don't know you anymore.
Who can solve this? Mr. Montez.
Last Saturday on the Army Reserve, I linked up 40 tanks, 60 Humvees and 7000 troops.
On Monday, class was no sweat.
Not bad Mr. Montez.
As little as one week in a month, two weeks a year, Army Reserve.
Justice.
Arid works.
The more stressed you get, the more arid works against your worst smelling sweat.
Arid works.
Arid, powerful protection against your worst smelling sweat.
Who's responsible when a shopping cart dents a car?
Let's get it on!
They want Judge Mills Lane to decide.
Mrs. Goldberg let go of her shopping cart.
I said, old lady, did you have to?
She says she didn't push the cart. So how did it move?
Either it could have been windy, you know, it was December.
The case of the renegade shopping cart.
Mr. Goldberg became abusive.
Oh heck, you're nitpicking, settle down here.
Next, Judge Mills Lane.
Weekdays at 2 on UPN 45.
It's springs are heavier.
It's shocks are larger.
It's tires are bigger.
It's axles are stronger.
It's gear ratios are gutsier.
This truck should be taken off the road.
The new 2001 Dodge Ram Off Roadster.
Now get a thousand dollar cash allowance on 2000 model year Rams.
A false accusation.
Did you murder Professor Rand?
No.
A punishment worse than death.
The perpetrator of a murder is forced to relive the crime through his victim's eyes.
A crew determined to uncover the truth.
I propose a mind meld with Lieutenant Paris.
When all is fair in love and war.
Don't get involved, Lieutenant.
What happens to an innocent man?
But the victim's own eyes identify.
You don't have to tell me what the victim's own eyes saw.
On the next Star Trek Voyager.
Good night at 10 on UPN 45.
Seven days will return.
Mario Perillo here taking you to Italy with Domino's new Italian Originals Chicken Grill Pizza.
Now for only $10.99 a night, travel with me through tender chicken, marinated in Italian spices.
The end is through slice after slice of Tuscany with seasoned onions.
Marvel at the colors of the peppers, red, yellow, and green.
New Domino's Italian Originals Chicken Grill Pizza on a special cross for only $10.99.
This promises to be the pie of a lifetime.
Is that what I think it is?
It's just a...
Fry it.
Incredible.
Wireless internet right here in my hand.
Shop, trade stocks, check scores, all on Sprint PCS.
And the calls?
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Nothing else has changed.
Do you think they're ready?
Some are.
Others will follow.
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Papermate is advancing writing technology to improve the free flow of ideas.
Introducing Papermate Gel Roller.
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Why did you get off the plane?
I got this feeling.
I saw death's plan.
It's not finished.
I know who's next.
What are you, God now?
I see a sign.
Wait at our.
Seven days will return.
So you want a PC with awesome power.
But you don't want to clean out your savings.
And you don't want to get off the couch.
Well, sit back and call 1-800-GATEWAY.
For an incredible $1299, you can get a Gateway Select PC with a blazing 650 MHz AMD Athlon processor.
And we'll deliver it right to that place you call home.
Call 1-800-GATEWAY.
So where is it decided how $185 billion of federal funds will be spent each year?
Actually, it's decided right here.
Fill out your census.
It helps determine how federal funds get spent.
This is your future. Don't leave it blank.
In here, it's always Friday.
And in here, Friday's famous Jack Daniel's Grill is heating up with our signature Jack Daniel sauce.
Yeah.
Tuesday on UPN, meet the newest breed of secret agents.
We got a plan?
Working on it.
Sexier.
Wouldn't you just love to train her?
Mm-hmm, stronger.
And always ready for action.
Imagine what we can do together.
An all-new secret agent plan.
And 10 of the season's best stunts packed into one unforgettable hour of action.
Don't miss, I dare you, the ultimate challenge.
It all starts at 8, 7 Central on UPN.
Order in the prize!
It's a courtroom battle for bucks.
You owe me money!
You ain't gonna get that money back!
Plaintiffs are pursuing payback of a loan.
You owe me about a thousand dollars. I want it all. I am breaking it down.
I ain't giving her nothing, but the defendants claim the cash was a gift.
He gave me the money as a gift.
You are the money-sucking whore.
Our judge is going to settle the score.
Say what?
Next, Ricky.
Weekdays at noon on UPN 45.
A false accusation.
Did you murder Professor Redd?
No.
A punishment worse than death.
The perpetrator of a murder is forced to relive the crime through his victim's eyes.
A crew determined to uncover the truth.
I propose a mind meld with Lieutenant Paris.
When all is fair in love and war.
Don't get involved, Lieutenant.
What happens to an innocent man?
But the victim's own eyes identify.
You don't have to tell me what the victim's own eyes saw.
On the next Star Trek Voyager.
Good night at 10 on UPN 45.
We are the warriors.
Magic is our weapon.
The ultimate battle between good and evil.
Will be fought between the real world and the supernatural.
You can't get away from us.
Blockbuster Shockwave Cinema presents...
You're the magician.
Death by Magic. Friday at 8, 7 Central on UPN.
Hosted by Syndra.
You're watching UPN.
A planet ravaged by war.
They've suffered numerous Borg attacks.
People fighting to survive.
If we don't stop the Borg, the Brunelli have no future.
By any means necessary.
You're using children as bait.
On an all new Voyager.
Next on UPN.
The
Next
Day
I've got three boys and I've got to save time wherever I can.
When I'm getting my oil changed at Wal-Mart it's great because it's right there.
It's connected to the Wal-Mart store.
So I go shopping.
What else do I do?
We drop the car off and then we scatter in all directions.
Electronics, sports, toys.
And usually my car is ready before I am.
I totally trust these guys.
I can get my car done and I can get all my shopping done at the same time.
Walmart, tire and lube express. Great service, great prices, and the world's most interesting waiting room.
Walmart just makes my life easier.
There's nothing like McDonald's. We've always been the morning person in you.
And today we're making your morning a little less routine.
Introducing the new breakfast bagel sandwiches.
Ham, egg and cheese, steak, egg and cheese, even a sesty Spanish omelet.
All on a fresh toasted bagel. And we'll prepare it when you order it.
New breakfast bagel sandwiches. Hot, fresh, just for you.
There's nothing like McDonald's. For food, for fun, for memories.
Did somebody say McDonald's?
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