Some guys have all the luck. I deliver people in a heap. The winner of the DiGiorno delivery
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boy does nothing, gets a hundred grand. A vacation, right. DiGiorno do two weeks, Hawaii,
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Stage all new with Charlie Sheen and Zoe from Survivor Monday.
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Betty! You made it to the reunion!
It's Jane.
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Can I get my dog a perm?
Are cats smarter than dolphins?
Look at those teeth. Should I get embraces?
What's with all the wiggling?
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Is it okay for Rudy here to eat bean dip?
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Sunday, CBS presents the world premiere of Living with the Dead.
The New York Post warns, don't watch this movie alone. What do you want from me?
It's one hell of a ghost story. I have this ability to see things and hear things.
Whoever did this knocked him out, tied him up, and buried them alive. It gets better and better.
He's still out there, isn't he? Why can't all TV movies be half this good? Don't miss Living with the Dead, CBS Sunday.
Monday, pretty wife, ugly hairstyle. What's a guy to do? It's like an intervention, except the monkey's on the back of her head.
The King of Queens. Then, as this man pouted secrets to making millions in the golf-over-gable business...
He combines his love of sports and his love of living off stuff other people paid for.
Find out on Guest Here, following the King of Queens, CBS Monday.