Comedy Central, the only all-comedy cable channel,
presents Comedy Del Sol, an hour of stand-up comedy
from the sunny shores of Santa Monica,
featuring Brian Regan, Wendy Liebman,
Warren Hutcherson, and Kevin Meany,
with your host, Richard Jenney.
Hi, I'm Richard Jenney,
host of Comedy Central's Comedy Del Sol.
And if I wasn't, would I be on the beach
with a face full of makeup?
Not on a Tuesday, I wouldn't.
Watch Comedy Del Sol tonight at 8.30 only
on Comedy Central.
Don't believe me.
Watch your pop.
You can't stop.
She said you sexually harassed her.
She harassed me.
You have no idea what you're up against, as usual.
Yes.
Michael Douglas.
Demi Moore.
Disclosure.
From Warner Home Video, rated R.
Tonight?
In about an hour.
Sure.
Blockbuster tonight.
Blockbuster has more copies than ever
of the movies you want to see tonight.
Ooh, tonight.
Make it a blockbuster night.
Dear Dave, after a session last week,
we had your new Smokey Bacon Cheeseburgers.
One bite and we said, man, whoever made this
has paid his dues.
Three strips of kick-fit smoked bacon,
smoked cheddar with that sauce,
all on a quarter pound of fresh beef
with sauteed onions.
Dave, it was so delicious, Lucille,
and I played a whole set of low-down blues.
Your pal, BB King.
Here, BB, keep smiling.
You'll beat those blues yet.
Try Wendy's new Smokey Bacon Cheeseburger.
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What do they know about this love?
She played her first gig at a local Ramada Inn
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But she's not in Kansas anymore.
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When you wake up, the first thing you do is make a decision.
News.
And that's this morning's news.
Or music.
Honey, what's the weather gonna be?
Weather.
That's the forecast, Chuck.
Back to you.
Or entertainment.
That's the biggest Hollywood scandal yet.
One or the other.
Now you can have it all.
VH1's Morning Music Wire.
News, weather, entertainment stories, and the best music all at the same time.
No flipping, no switching.
Just leave it on VH1 and you'll know what to wear, what's going on, what to talk about, and you'll never miss a video.
VH1's Morning Music Wire.
The information you need to start your day and the music to get you through it.
Weekday mornings from 7 till 10.
Premiering this Tuesday on VH1.
And up the stairs.
Down the stairs.
Bell.
Knocker.
And bell.
One, two, three.
Reset.
Pizza, pizza.
Keep them steady.
Go, go, go.
Bell, bell, bell.
Pizza, pizza.
Little Caesars introduces a delivery.
Now get to top of the line Little Caesars, please.
Deliver.
Pizza, pizza.
18T, this is Judy.
Hey, Judy, I got a special fax line.
Uh-huh.
To get everybody's biggest savings, my fax needs its own circle of friends.
Friends?
How is it going to make friends?
I don't even let it date.
You and your fax need 18T true savings.
There's no better way to save 25% without circles.
No circles.
You're not going to get a free lunch.
I'm going to get a free lunch.
18T true savings, there's no better way to save 25% without circles.
No circles.
Sign up, make $10 in calls a month, and we'll subtract 25% off your 18T bill.
What, to faxes, to modems, to anybody in the U.S.?
I mean, even on my calling card?
Yeah.
Well, sign us all up.
Hey, nobody's talking to you.
18T true savings, save 25% to anybody.
That's your true choice, 18T.
She was strong enough to drive all the way from Missouri to L.A. to seek a music career.
We'll show you where she ended up as we continue our look at the women of the 90s.
He was nothing more than a stranger.
If I come home without a husband, my father, he'll kill me.
Well, I don't know your father, but I'm...
I'm pregnant.
...who pretended to be her husband.
Areen!
She is married!
Welcome to our happy family.
But behind the lie...
We never heard how you two met.
I was on leave in June.
In July.
...was the truth they were the last to know.
I want you more than anything, Victoria, but I'm not free.
Where we think, they feel.
They are creatures of the high.
Victoria, please.
You can't help me anymore!
Stay out of our business.
She is my business.
From 20th Century Fox...
You deceived me.
You are already married.
...comes the most passionate...
Victoria!
...sensual and romantic love story of the year.
I love it!
Keanu Reeves, A Walk in the Clouds.
Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday at theaters everywhere.
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And if you find that exciting...
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I want to get the shampoo she's using.
Clairol's new verbal lessons is a totally organic experience.
If I had to choose...
One moment...
To live my whole life through...
It would be that tender moment...
The moment I met you...
The very first sip of St. Polly Girl's rich, imported taste.
You know you found something special.
One moment...
The switch is on.
I was so surprised.
I've never gotten that much lather from a bar of soap.
Jergens body shampoo is amazing.
Why did you switch?
One little squeeze, that's all you need.
Just that much.
It rinses away so easily and your skin feels...
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Fantastic.
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Would you ever switch back?
I've thrown out my bar soap.
There's no comparison.
I am through with bar soap forever.
Anything else?
Hey, just squeeze it, baby.
Jergens body shampoo.
So have you switched yet?
I was starting in a new school, so...
Of course my face exposed into monster zits.
Just kind of first impression I love to make.
Picture my Saturday nights for the next five years.
It scares me.
One of the blasts of zits.
Clear Soil works two ways.
One, it sucks up oil.
Two, it zaps pimples dry.
It really worked.
The first day looked like everyone else from the neck up.
From the neck down.
That is another story.
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You and your homies might be lying to chalk.
I really hate to trip, but I gotta lope.
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.
Why are we so blind to see
that the ones we hurt are you, you and me?
We've been standing most of life
till the end of this good pair of eyes.
We've been standing most of life till the end of this good pair of eyes.
Rated R.
Starts Friday, August 11th.
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Recently, Subway asked us, Bucky and Vinnie, to review their turkey and bacon deluxe.
Well, we decided to do a little research.
This is where turkey is.
Where's the bacon?
So what do we think?
It's great.
We got nice, juicy turkey with all the trimmings on fresh baked bread topped with slices of real bacon.
That's what makes it deluxe.
Hey, look, even brought napkins.
Subway, what a sandwich.
This is a deep clean.
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Something you can feel now.
Introducing Colgate Baking Soda and Peroxide with Tartar Control.
Feel the deep clean of baking soda, peroxide and tartar control tingling deep in tiny crevices, between teeth and along the gum line.
You and your dentist will agree.
It's a deep clean that's truly monumental.
New Colgate Baking Soda and Peroxide.
Feel the Colgate Deep Clean.
She was once rumored to be carrying Michael Jackson's love child.
If she was strong enough to deal with that, she's certainly entitled to skip wearing shoes for a video.
This is me five years ago when I joined Pound Pitchers.
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