Yeah, we want to eat them, not be them.
But if you were an Oscar Maya wiener, everyone would be in love with you.
Love, love.
Wieners don't have homework?
For the name you trust and the taste they love, just whistle.
Welcome to Snod that we should wear an Oscar Maya front dog.
Check out the Ford-authorized clearance.
Celebrate with 4.9 financing on F-150s.
Since we got 4.9 financing on our new 4-door F-150, Kyle's become a real handyman.
We save over $2,200 in interest and we got the most payload in its class.
And check out a huge selection of super duties.
With the big Power Stroke diesel, it's no wonder Ford trucks outsell Dodge and Chevy
combined.
I just want to celebrate.
Celebrate at your Northwest Ford store.
Every kid knows if you want to make the big leagues, you better eat your Wheaties.
And every dad should know whole grain Wheaties may help prevent cancer.
Numerous studies confirm a low fat diet rich in whole grain foods like Wheaties may reduce
the risk of certain cancers.
So when he does make the big leagues, you'll be in the front row.
100% whole grain Wheaties, a champion in the fight against cancer.
Get ready for a full season with Impact.
5, 4, 5, WWF SmackDown.
Thursday night at 8 on UPN 11.
Twice in a lifetime.
Tonight at 8 on UPN 11.
Welcome to the Paramount Prime movie on UPN 11.
Tonight, Gene Hackman, Anne Margaret and Ellen Burston star in Twice in a Lifetime.
Same network.
UPM Monday.
First, Brandi is back with her brother Ray J for a new season and a new job.
My boss wants to sleep with me.
What?
Mary J. Blinds guest stars on Moesha.
Then, he's the artist formerly known as Urnco?
Jaleel White returns to television.
Why is it so dark in here?
In grown-ups.
We were about to have sex.
Followed by another Moesha and Malcolm and Eddie.
It's on.
It is all good.
Jaleel White hosts.
Begins tomorrow at 8 on UPN 11.
Get on your feet, stand up and take some action.
At Toyota's national clearance event, you don't have to wait to get great year-end values
and low financing on a huge selection of 99s.
Right now, you can get 4.8 financing on a new Tacoma pickup, the ultimate compact truck.
Plus, make no monthly payments until January 2000.
Get in now and your Western Washington Toyota dealer will make it happen.
Get up and make it happen.
Muddy, muddy, terrible.
It was mud.
Mud all over.
Horrible mud.
Mud in the food.
It was mud in the water.
You understand that?
Remember when weekends were about nothing?
Mud everywhere.
Oh, nothing.
You?
Mud.
When Saturday nights were your call, luckily you got Boy Stream.
All calls all weekend cost nothing.
Great plan.
Anywhere in the country, Boy Stream gives you more, guaranteed.
Call 1-888-STREAMS.
Bye, losers!
And get more from wife.
Hello.
Family fun cars in the sun.
Compliments of Western Washington Lushwab Tire Centers.
Sunday, August 29th, King County Fairgrounds.
Show cars on display.
Lifted and lowered.
Classic cars, custom wheel display and more.
On the fun side, the Lushwab Speed Pitch Machine.
Giant inflatables.
Clowns, face painting, the money machine.
Even Squatch will be there.
Sunday, August 29th, King County Fairgrounds, Enum Quah.
Admission and parking are free.
Twice in a lifetime.
We'll continue on UPN 11.
In the beginning, Taco Time created the Beef Soft Taco.
And it was good.
Real good.
Taco Time's Beef Soft Taco.
The first, the original.
But you wanted more.
The Chicken Soft Taco.
The natural.
The veggie.
One was good.
But four?
Hoo hoo hoo.
Taco Time Soft Tacos.
This is fresh.
This is Taco Time.
If life is a puzzle, here's a solution.
Announcing the grand opening of Long's Drugs.
Where our huge assortment of everything from cold beer, wine and food.
To cosmetics and professional hair care products is easy to sort out.
Where greeting cards are 40% off every day.
Top quality photo processing is a snap.
And Long's pharmacists are never puzzled by even the toughest health care questions.
See how we put it all together at the grand opening of Long's Drugs.
Fuget Sound's best action is at the Emerald Queen Casino.
More entertainment, distinctive dining and more casino action.
The place to play the new multiplayer games from Valleys.
The Emerald Queen Casino.
For our winners, more often.
Crikey, Volkswagen's in Auburn?
At Auburn Volkswagen we have over 175 Volkwagens ready to move you.
From the incomparable new Beetle to the all new Eurovan GLS.
And at smashing prices it will save you a fair bit of coins.
Come on down to Auburn Volkswagen today.
On Auburn Way in Auburn.
Of course we have great everyday low prices, but I want a sale.
Sandy's gone crazy again, slashing prices at Colorel Blinds.
Sandy won't stay crazy for long, so take advantage of Colorel's lowest prices of the year.
Visit the Colorel store nearest you or call for a shop at home appointment.
You sound like that.
Who's this odd drink?
He's larger than life.
Oh look, one of the mannequins escaped from the big and useless department.
She's tougher than nails.
Why no shield on your helmet? Bugs too afraid to hit your face?
And together...
Don't touch the troll!
Is that what your mom used to say to your dates?
Blow it out your butt.
When it's not busy.
Biting and biting.
They're bigger than anything.
We're 800 pounds of trouble.
The Drew Carey Show. Drew it five days a week.
Coming Monday, September 13th, at UPN 11.
H-I-U. It's a puzzle. We're done.
I'm Flynn from Carpet Sense, located in Linwood where you can buy carpet for cents.
Now that makes sense.
I'm excited to talk to you about 99 cent a square foot ceramic tile.
Wow! 99 cents for a square foot.
The major supplier came to me and gave me special pricing because they knew I would pass the savings on to you.
I made a special purchase of 12 pallets of ceramic tile, starting at just 99 cents a square foot.
Wow, remember, I'm the guy that brought you a $1.49 lamp.
Two things I know. I'll sell for less and I need to lose some weight.
My thing is to seek and destroy whoever has that ball.
I can beat anybody.
I could probably throw that ball through the roof in the kingdom.
I don't think you can be successful without coming together.
You're going to play as a team, not as individuals. The players have to be on selfish.
We play as a team, we act as a team, I think so.
Because I'm telling you, it's now time. It's going to happen.
The hooks are going to fly.
It's now time.
They should be buying tickets all over the place. I'm telling you right now, it's going to be the greatest show on earth.
There's nothing worse than shopping for a new swimsuit.
Winter can be so unkind to the waistline, and the suits keep getting smaller and smaller and smaller.
Did you find anything you like?
Millions of people turn to metabolite to lose weight.
Metabolite is laboratory tested for safety and clinically shown to be effective for weight loss.
Look for the metabolite cart at most major malls.
There's only one metabolite.
Twice in a lifetime. We'll continue on UPN 11.
1984, IHOP captured the hearts of millions with the Rudy Tootie, Fresh and Fruity.
1997, IHOP makes headlines again with the Rudy Tootie 2.
1999, a nation swooned over the announcement of the Rudy Tootie Roundup.
Their credo, a Rudy Tootie for everyone.
Four breakfasts to choose from.
Fruit topped pancakes, bacon, sausage, and eggs.
Starting at just $2.99, only at IHOP.
It all begs the question, what's next for IHOP?
I love taking his picture.
We've been married going on 35 years.
The first time I saw him, I fell in love with him.
I was walking and I heard somebody whistle.
She wants to keep me around, I believe.
I keep telling him about taking care of his heart.
We try to exercise and eat right, and we start the day off with a bowl of Cheerios.
And that's good, because low-fat diets rich in whole grain foods like Cheerios may reduce the risk of heart disease.
Let whole grain Cheerios help you.
Two good partners.
He's my soulmate.
That's her there. Mrs. Marshall.
Oh, I didn't see you come in. Are you in front of Mike's? Make yourself at home.
What's this?
Well, I got her a cell phone a few months ago. She's got family on North.
Want some coffee?
You got a good wife there, Mr. Marshall.
I was just trying to save you some money.
Here, it's Sprint PCS with the free and clear plan.
Free long distance, so she can have a nice, clear, leisurely talk.
I'll take that, thank you.
She'll be okay, Mr. Marshall. Soon, we'll all be okay.
The year-end clearance sale of a lifetime is on this weekend at Toyota of Seattle and Honda of Seattle.
Every 1999 Toyota and Honda in stock is clearance priced to sell this weekend.
We're selling at the rock bottom price in Seattle, and we guarantee it in writing.
Low interest rates in these packages combined with low clearance pricing.
Make this weekend the time to buy a new Toyota or Honda.
From Toyota of Seattle and Honda of Seattle, downtown.
Get the best price at a new Toyota or Honda this weekend, downtown.
At Toyota of Seattle and Honda of Seattle. We guarantee it.
We guarantee it.
Family fun cars in the sun.
Compliments of Western Washington Lushwab Tire Centers.
Sunday, August 29th, King County Fairgrounds.
Show cars on display.
Lifted and lowered.
Classic cars, custom wheel display and more.
On the fun side, the Lushwab Speed Pitch Machine.
Giant inflatables.
Clowns, face painting, the money machine.
Sun Squatch will be there.
Sunday, August 29th, King County Fairgrounds, Enumclaw.
Admission and parking are free.
Let's make this really simple.
If you want a car or truck, you can save today on Auburn Way.
So, where's Auburn Way?
From Tacoma.
I-5 North.
Highway 18 East.
Get off on Auburn.
If you can find Auburn Way, you can find your next car.
If you can't find Auburn Way, please, don't drive.
If you want to save today, go to Auburn Way.
Bob.
Wake up, Bob.
You've been pre-approved for a bank card like no other.
The plutonium card.
Are telemarketers interrupting your private time?
Not gold, not platinum. Plutonium.
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I know you can hear me, sleepyhead.
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You there, Bob?
Bob?
Introducing new BAN Ultra Dry Roll-On.
Its maximum strength, less irritating formula, goes on dryer and keeps you dryer.
BAN Ultra Dry Roll-On.
Maximum protection, less irritation.
BAN won't wear off as the day wears on.
My boys, they get cuts and scrapes that hurt.
Then itch, they scratch and open the cut to germs again.
Introducing new Golbon Triple Antibiotic Ointment.
Golbon kills germs, plus stops pain and itch while it cuts heel.
Cause boys will be boys.
Golbon Antibiotic Ointment. Kills germs, stops itch.
Twice in a lifetime. We'll continue on UPN 11.
It was our dream to make Pop Secret microwave popcorn with real butter.
Do you see it?
Not yet.
Our mission, bring back America's favorite butter.
That's it.
Over there, two o'clock.
Let's go for it.
Hurry up.
Hello, follow them.
Mission accomplished.
Pop Secret, the only microwave popcorn made with real Lando Lake's butter.
Perfect popcorn is our passion.
You could have just called.
Have you seen this great new spoon they put right here in every cup of Colombo yogurt?
Finally, with one snap, I can take my favorite yogurt anywhere I want.
Like cruising around town or walking in the park.
Colombo's new spoon in the lid lets you enjoy the coolest, creamiest yogurt.
Wherever you go.
I can amount rush more.
Wow, with this spoon, the possibilities are endless and delicious.
So, where do you Colombo?
What is 20% more beef than a Whopper sandwich and cost just 99 cents?
Here's the McDonald's Big Extra.
It's got fresh lettuce and tomato.
And right now, it's just 99 cents.
So, fill her up with a Big Extra today.
Here's an exciting spin on a really cool idea.
McDonald's McFlurry desserts.
Creamy soft serve mixed with your favorite sweet treats.
Oreo, Nestle Butterfinger, M&M's candies and more.
Did somebody say McDonald's?
Oh, yeah.
Of course we have great everyday low prices, but I want a sale.
A really big sale.
Sandy's gone crazy again, slashing prices at Colorel Blinds.
He slashed 25 to 50% off our everyday low priced Colorel Mini Blinds
and 20% off every 2-inch wood blind we make.
He's even discounted Colorel Verticals up to 25% off
and 20 to 40% off Colorel Cellular Shades.
Sandy won't stay crazy for long,
so take advantage of Colorel's lowest prices of the year.
Visit the Colorel store nearest you or call for a shop-at-home appointment.
It's time to celebrate.
My Ford Windstar came with about 40 standard safety features.
It's like my family's lifeguard.
The 99 Ford Windstar comes with a 5-star front and side crash test rating
and get a thousand cash back or 500 cash back plus zero-nine financing.
The Windstars earn the government's highest safety rating.
And with the zero-nine financing, we also saved over $2,500 in interest.
The Ford Authorized Clearance at your Northwest Ford store.