The marvel of its aerodynamics, the sheer acceleration of takeoff, it's enough to make
an aerospace engineer jealous.
Chrysler Concorde.
Built on the belief that great cars appeal to a more passionate side.
And now, ranked best premium mid-sized car in initial quality by JD Tauer and Associates.
Chrysler, engineered to be great cars.
Oh, hey, by the way, while you're at the marketplace, get something from the bakery.
How about some cheese?
Pick me up a little bit of spending money, please.
How about some greeting cards, some ribbon and some wrap?
Odds and ends, you know, a little this, a little that.
You can save money, you can save time, too.
That puts a smile on your face.
While you're at the marketplace, I win Dixie Marketplace.
Isn't life delicious?
I think success is half hard work and half fate.
And in my business, when you get a break, you'd better be ready.
Because you don't get a second chance to make a first impression.
So when I noticed a few flakes, I went for head and shoulders.
The flakes?
Not a problem.
And I love the way that it leaves my hair.
Because you know what?
Sometimes you gotta make your own breaks.
Head and shoulders changes dandruff problems into beautiful hair.
You have a telephone number, a credit card number, a fax number, a pager number, a checking account number.
Isn't it about time you had a number for freedom?
Jeep Cherokee.
With rugged good looks, legendary capability, and a 4-liter engine, it's the number you've been looking for.
Now get Cherokee with these features at no extra charge.
Check one out at your Texas Jeep dealer.
The weather's been red hot, but you can beat the heat with a cool new Toyota during our model year clearance sale.
Take advantage of the year's best deals and sizzling savings on Toyota 4Runner, the most rugged sport utility in its class.
Or get out of the sun in a new Tacoma with 0% financing or $1,500 cash back.
Each Toyota's model year clearance sale, where you'll find the hottest deals on the coolest cars and trucks.
So go see your North Texas Toyota dealer today.
97.1, the Eagle is Dallas' last rock stater. We do a fight to prove it.
I'll be ready! I'll be ready!
I'm feeling fresh back there!
I'm so excited!
97.1, the Eagle.
The Eagle is just rocks!
Gang members drive around at night with their headlights off. And when some of us are flashing their hiding to warn them.
Isn't there another story about a guy with an axe hiding in a woman's backseat?
Is what we call an urban legend.
From the producer of I Know What You Did Last Summer.
The idea of an urban legend serial killer.
It's a stretch.
Urban legend.
Bloody Mary.
Rated R. Opens everywhere Friday.
Your personality needs layers. Your face doesn't.
It's a liquid, concealer, and powder in one.
One step and you're beautiful.
One step and you're done.
Three kinds of help in one slim case.
Hey, doesn't that beat a lot of stuff on your face?
Fresh face to the world.
Easy, breezy, beautiful.
Covergirl.
UPN 21, an entertainment fundraising presents One for the Community campaign.
This fall, local schools will start selling passbooks, values, and goal-C coupon books to help raise money for education.
Do more and pay less, with coupon savings up to 50% at restaurants and local attractions like Hurricane Harbor, Mesquite Rodeo, the Sidekicks, and the Palace of Wax.
Call this number to get information on how your school can participate.
It's One for the Community campaign, brought to you by entertainment fundraising and UPN 21.
We have your Chevy.
With 0.9% APR financing.
Now, during the 98 model year closeout, there's no better time to buy.
Right now, you can get.9% financing on 13 popular Chevys, like Cavalier, Malibu, and the S10.
Get your Chevy equipped any way you want, any color you want, with 0.9% financing.
But don't wait, or you'll miss the 98 model year closeout.
See your North Texas Chevy dealer now, because we have your Chevy, with 0.9% financing.
If you think Monty Python is outrageous...
Beep-booo!
If you think Saturday Night Live is controversial...
The president having sex with someone who works in the White House, preposterous!
Then you're ready for something completely different.
Daddy gonna get some sugar.
Here's the secret diary of Desmond Pfeiffer, a comedy set in the White House, the Lincoln White House.
Desmond, I've come to value your opinion. What do you think I should do?
I'd connect that beard with a mustache.
Premieres Monday, October 5th on the United Paramount Network.
And the winner for Best Short Subject is...
I'm the kid of the world!
Guys Like Us, coming this fall to UPN.
Like you, I depend on quality car insurance to provide for me and my family.
My driving record isn't perfect, but I have a great policy with A, Affordable Insurance.
Coverage was granted immediately by a licensed agent, and their on-site claims, renewal, and payment department gives me the service I deserve at an affordable price.
Accidents will happen, and when they do, I know I can count on A, Affordable, for fast, professional assistance.
And so can you.
Start.
Looking forward.
To the drive home.
Stop commuting.
Start driving.
Introducing Alero.
Alero, my old mobile.
Start something.
Idea Box.
Got a great idea? Just drop it in the Idea Box. A store that really listens. Best Buy. Now that's a great idea.
Where can you go to find information about all your favorite UPN shows and special features?
Where can you find more information about the movies coming to UPN 21?
Where do you look for sci-fi feature information and links to the Star Trek Continuum, the official website of the 24th century?
Where do you go to find all you need to know about UPN 21?
Find it all at www.ktxa.com. UPN 21 and Planet Direct. Suddenly, it all clicks.
For me, Titanic was a challenge. I'm Tina Roach. I did the makeup.
The performance, the costumes. Sometimes foundation can end up everywhere. Max Factor Lasting Performance is virtually touch-proof.
You can change your clothes, kiss somebody. You can touch your face without having to touch up your makeup. I wish I'd had it on Titanic.
Lasting Performance from Max Factor.
Get James Cameron's Titanic, the collectible companion book to the blockbuster film, free when you buy Titanic on videocassette, now on sale, and $10 of Max Factor products.
After 30 years of dirt and 30 years of cleaning, Moen's Lifeshine finish with titanium will look as good as it did 30 years ago.
Lifeshine by Moen. Buy it for looks. Buy it for life.
Premier Award winner LL Cool J is the saint out of money. Out of time. Out of sync.
Thursday night at 7 on UPN 21.
To all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on the sesame seed, bun.
Get back with Big Mac and win. Peel off the timepiece ticket on a medium or a large soft drink on a Big Mac, and you could win then and now prizes.
Like a 68 BW Beetle from then and a 98 BW New Beetle from now. Win both. So get up and get down to McDonald's, you dig?
I don't remember any of this, but it's fun.
Did somebody say McDonald's?
Bobby?
What do you want?
We've got to talk.
These kids are mixed up with Donal Wright from Rock.
They're my friends.
People who don't dial 1-800-COLLECT are nobody's friends.
1-800-COLLECT is 10 cents a minute every evening.
Really?
This isn't a game, kid. You could be saving your parents money.
Bobby, you with us or him?
You made the right choice, son.
1-800-COLLECT, 10 cents a minute every evening.