Hope you join me all next week for Larry King Live as we stay atop the war in the gulf with
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All next week, Larry King Live, 9 Eastern on CNN.
Good afternoon and welcome to the TBS afternoon movie.
Today, get ready for a way out western as three prospectors strike a tridge and make
you laugh all the way to the bank.
Lee Martin and Robert Culp, the great scout in Cat House Thursday, the Sunday afternoon
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It was a harmless slap on the cheek.
Now it's warm.
You've got a problem with the Z-Man, Terry Taylor.
Terry Taylor and the Z-Man in a great match rematch.
The main event, 6.05 Eastern on TBS today.
Hey, that's not us.
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We're Daihatsu from Japan and we're new in the neighborhood.
So you haven't seen a lot of Daihatsu's here.
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But as word spreads about Daihatsu quality, we'll grow bigger and we won't get a stiff
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We now return to the Great Scout and Cat House Thursday.
One man will lose his job.
The other may lose his life.
George Kennedy, Jim Brown, tick, tick, tick.
Seven Eastern on TBS tonight.
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Cruising, I feel, is something that a lot of people dream about.
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It's more than a cruise.
It's the love folks.
Today in Brazil, efforts to save the rainforest result in tragedy and stir memories of Chico
Mendez and a war in the woods of Canada as police try to stop poaching by highway hunters
on CNN World Report 3 p.m. Eastern today.
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We now return to the Great Scout and Cat House Thursday.
You want to hold a fight here, huh?
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We now return to The Great Scout and Cat House Thursday.
Ah!
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From the Headline News Network, this is TBS Newswatch.
Another U.S. warplane is lost and its pilot is missing in action.
Brigadier General Richard Neils has a Marine Harrier jump jet went down over southern Kuwait.
A British newspaper reports Iraqi forces are preparing to defend Kuwait city block by block,
laying street mines and digging hidden trenches.
Baghdad radio says Iraq rejects any ceasefire.
Defense Secretary Cheney and Joint Chiefs Chairman Powell now en route back to Washington.
For Newswatch, I'm Bob Wittgen.
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You think your job is tough?
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We now return to The Great Scout and Cat House Thursday.