Well, for good.
I can do that.
I know you can.
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Gangbusters.
It's not a bleach, it's detergent.
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I've gotta get some of this.
Joe Piscopo and Will Smith on the next Arsenio.
I'm going on a cafe tour.
Yes, folks, your worst nightmare has come true.
Spring fever has hit the Arsenio Hall Show, and you're gonna catch a case tonight from wild and crazy comic Joe Piscopo
and fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Smith.
Plus, you won't want to miss the legendary rock and roll riffs of sticks.
Take some X-Lax and relax.
Who can relax when spring fever is here?
On the next Arsenio Hall Show.
Tonight at 11 on TV 44.
If money were no object, what would you want in a car?
Guts.
Muscle.
Just looks beautiful.
You know, uh...
Flick.
Sleek.
Something a little bit different.
Four doors.
I can't drive.
Luxury.
Style.
All the comforts of home.
Everything.
Well, money is an object, which is why we created the Nissan Sentra, recently selected by Road and Track as the best sedan under $10,000.
And until May 2nd, you can save hundreds with factory-to-dealer incentives.
Right.
A nickel here, a nickel there.
You'll save every day at Lucky.
Save on famous name brands like the classic crunchy taste of Cheerios.
Penny after penny, the savings keep coming.
Key buys like fresh-tasting Tropicana pure premium refrigerated orange juice.
Savings and more savings.
Assorted varieties of frozen Kraft eating right entrees.
With lower prices overall every time you shop, you'll save more than just a drop in the bucket at Lucky.
Sweetheart, I've been retired.
Home Club has decided to end membership and give their lowest prices to everyone.
With the problems of one laminated cod don't amount to a hill of beans.
Go to Home Club and get the extra discount the only member's gotten for.
On history.
And he's looking at you, kid.
The end of membership.
Now everyone gets our lowest prices.
It's bright with linemen.
A little more fun than what you're used to.
This is Rick Pernear.
He's got a 7-Eleven store in Toledo, Ohio where he's a baseball fan.
So you gotta figure that a guy like Rick makes a pretty decent hot dog.
It's a quarter pound big bite from Ascimile.
And all the chili and cheese you want is free.
It's a free country so if you're a big baseball fan or even if you're nine but you want a good hot dog,
stop by for a quarter pound big bite at your 7-Eleven.
The sign of the time.
Oh, one more thing right now, a quarter pound big bite's just 99 cents so you better hurry.
Getting to know you.
Geo Metro XFI.
That's the best mileage you can get.
This car can make a difference.
Runs clean.
I know I breathe a lot easier.
And it's so affordable.
It'll let me see more of the world.
I like where this is going.
Getting to know you.
Now's the time to get to know the 1991 Geo Metro XFI at your Chevrolet Geodealers.
Selection makes the difference at Orchard.
In our garden departments that means having more ways to help you feed it, weed it, sow it, and mow it.
Plus advice on just how to grow it.
Now during Orchard's spring event, you'll find Scott's Turf Builder.
It greens quickly without burning.
Just $7.99.
And Hypen X Decorative Garden Vark comes in three sizes.
Your choice, $3.99 for the large three-cubic foot bag.
For a beautiful, healthy garden, choose Orchard.
So right.
He can take a punch.
I'm starting to get in a bad mood, you know.
He can take an insult.
Now he's taking out the garbage.
Steven Seagal, out for justice, rated R.
Now playing at a theater near you.
Don't take away all my caffeine.
Hey, I'd try to be good.
I eat brand.
But I'm human.
I love coffee.
And I like caffeine.
You can take away some.
Little, maybe.
Okay, okay, okay.
Take half.
New Hills Brothers Perfect Balance Coffee.
Finally, all the taste of regular with half the caffeine.
Perfect Balance is the perfect balance.
You can taste it.
Ah.
I'll give up the other half.
In my next life.
How does Jeep celebrate 50 years of discovering America?
By making it easier for you to do the same.
Because after 50 years, there's still no better way to rediscover the place we call home.
I found a radio station that's just like listening to my own record collection.
It's called Double 99 FM.
Great mellow rock from albums I haven't heard on the radio in years.
And everybody at work is switched to Double 99 FM.
It's real variety you can listen to all day.
And none of that wimpy stuff like Perry Manilow.
They call it Double 99 FM because it's two stations.
In the North Bay, it's 98.9 FM.
South Bay, it's 99.1 FM.
Listen as soon as you can.
Stripped of her betazoid powers.
I don't sense anything.
Ah.
Crippled by the devastating loss.
It's time I accept the truth, Captain, and resign as ship's counselor.
Helpless during an urgent call to duty.
We need you.
I'm absolutely lost. You have to do something.
There's brain damage.
I don't know what to do.
Powerless in the face of destruction on Star Trek The Next Generation.
Saturday night at 8 on TV 44.
Beach Boulevard shorts for $11.99.
At Miller's Outpost.
Ah, the virtues of milk.
Oh, no.
Milk has carbohydrate for energy.
Excuse me.
Yet it's surprisingly low in calories.
It has magnesium.
Benny, leave me a quarter.
For hand-eye coordination.
Tribal flavor.
Excuse me, excuse me.
For agility.
And milk has lots of calcium.
For a winning smile.
Hi.
Milk.
You come by here often?
It does a body good.
What happens to your television when you plug into cable?
Cable makes it come alive.
That's because cable is alive with exclusive, quality entertainment.
From theater, music, and dance.
To great movies, cable brings them alive right in your own living room.
With more kinds of movies than ever before.
Including films produced exclusively for cable.
But cable isn't all showbiz.
It's news.
With exclusive channels like CNN.
To make your television come alive, just pick up your phone and call 1-800-CABLE-ME.
Cable even has channels to expand your imagination.
There's adventure, discovery, and wonders to behold.
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And for a limited time, your local cable system will install cable for just $9.95.
Make your television come alive.
Call now before this offer goes away.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Nissan started a few years ago with cold rolled steel and a hot idea to build the best.
First came the twin turbo Z and it was judged the best.
Then the Maxxon and it was called the best as well.
Now come the 1991 Centra's and they're called the best.
In the last two years, Nissan's new lineup has won more major awards than anyone.
Seventeen in all.
Nissan.
We started out making cars.
We ended up making history.
Morning.
365 chances every year to start doing something healthy.
To keep yourself in balance.
And another chance to start drinking Avion natural spring water from the French Alps.
Like a new morning, it's always there for you to do something healthy.
Introducing a new detergent.
Clorox Ultra Detergent.
Clorox makes a detergent? Detergent?
New Clorox Ultra Detergent.
Ultra...
Detergent from Clorox.
One small scoop is all you need.
Good.
New Clorox Ultra Detergent.
It gets clothes clean while it removes dingy residue other detergents can leave behind.
You can see the difference it makes.
Gangbusters.
It's not a bleach, it's detergent.
New Clorox Ultra Detergent.
I've got to get some of this.
It came for the thrill of the hunt.
Silent. Invisible. Invisible.
Nothing can stand in its way.
Predator 2. He's in town with a few days to kill.
From CBS Fox Video. Rated R.
They're larger than life.
Giant-sized, marked for death and Predator 2 movie posters are waiting to hang on your wall.
Check your local video store for details.
My KC Masterpiece BBQ Sauce now comes in a great new flavor.
Bold. It's got a little more kick.
Round up some KC Masterpiece Bold.
This sauce lives up to its name.