I didn't think uncle Alejandro would try to kill me.
Will the ties that bind the masked Avenger
Who are you?
be the ties that kill?
Maybe I should own this game.
Your destiny comes first.
Prepare for the blood feud.
Next, Queen of Swords.
Today at noon on UPN 45.
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Next, Judge Mathis.
She thought her jewelry would be safe.
She said, well, I'll lock it up for you so it won't get stolen.
But when things turned up missing...
She grabbed my arms and says, I want my jewelry right now.
She threatened to kill me.
Will this story ring true?
If you thought she was gonna kill you, you'd have called the police.
I couldn't.
I don't know if I'm gonna buy that, ma'am.
I should have called the police, but I couldn't at the time.
You can still call. You wanna use the phone?
Next, Judge Mathis.
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Coffee houses are popular. Very popular.
Well, what if you just want coffee house style coffee in an instant?
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Change things up.
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Hey, variety is the smile of life.
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Hit a homer, dude!
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Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger.
Operator, I'd like to make a collect call, please.
First name Bob.
Last name is...
We had a baby, it's a boy.
Hello?
Collect call for Mr. Bob, we had a baby, it's a boy.
Sorry, wrong number.
Who's that to?
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It's a boy.
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Introducing new tilt response technology.
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I'm going to see about a credit card.
Oh, but honey...
Rejected!
Rejected?
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But I just got a great job!
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What's in your wallet?
Thinking of you, love always...
Jessica.
They smell so nice.
The Whopper says,
Nothing says I love you like flame-broiled beef.
In the land of burgers, the Whopper is king.
What would you do to find true love?
How about being chained to four complete strangers?
Wow, yours are all hot!
Who will she lose?
Okay, now you guys have only 10 seconds to tell me why I should release you.
And who will she choose?
I got set up with the four biggest clowns in the city.
Two finger in my chain of love.
Chains of love.
Get attached.
Tuesday, April 17th on UPM.
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Hey, Brian, did you know that when it's nighttime here, you're having breakfast in China?
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Some people go to Great Lakes to get a hold of an Eggo waffle.
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Once left for dead, John Avery and the Chicago Enforcers have won four out of five.
Yes, sir, baby!
Now the Enforcers control their own destiny. One win and they're in.
But the XFL's best team stand in the way.
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On the next VIP.
John, I got a sniper sight.
An assassin targets a Cuban tycoon.
We believe your life is in danger.
Now the team is caught in an explosive international crisis.
We'll blow up your house if you do not send him out!
Who is this mystery client?
I think Luis is Fidel Castro.
And can VIP keep him alive?
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On the next VIP. Action never looked so good.
Today at 3 p.m. on UPN 45.