Ask anyone who's driven a Ford lately. You may be in for a few surprises.
Some wild, exciting, in-your-face, move-it-or-lose-it, take-no-prisoners, don't-look-back, women and children first, get down to it, winner-take-all kind of surprises.
You got it.
Don't worry.
We'd never leave you in the dark.
Experience Milky Way dark.
Six months ago, my dentist says to me, Mike, you got a tartar problem.
Get tartar-controlled Crest. But Dr. I said, I thought toothpaste is toothpaste.
He sticks that pick in my mouth, he says, think again.
You'll have significantly less tartar at your next visit if you use Crest's unique tartar-fighting formula for six months.
We're so sure, we'll give you a money-back guarantee.
So I started using Crest every day, and you were looking at a happy guy.
A very happy guy.
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Fisher-Price Dinosaurs.
They're a scream.
Crispy or crunchy? Crispy or crunchy?
What's going on?
I don't know, what's just better? The scramshacks or this mini-gram?
Gramshacks with crispy mini-grams. Mmm, sounds delicious.
Introducing delicious new gramshacks with crispy mini-grams.
Now you can have the great crunch of checks and the great taste of grams in milk.
What's taste better, gramshacks or mini-grams?
Crispy or crunchy? Crispy or crunchy?
Check out new gramshacks.
Now the Metropolitan Coral Ensemble introduces new Doritos Tortilla Thins.
To America, your chip has come in.
Thanks to SmartRate from the Discover Card, interest charges now have a whole new bottom line.
SmartRate, currently as low as 14.9 percent. It pays to discover.
You say your eyes are red, irritated, dry? Don't hide them. Help them with Clear Ice.
It gets rid of the redness and has an extra moisturizing ingredient, too. Clear Ice.
And for allergies and colds, Clear Ice ACR.
When cars are called luxury sedans, what does that mean? Leather appointments? Absolutely.
Dual airbags, wood trim? Mandatory. You gotta have a CD player and Power Sun.
But you know what? On most luxury sedans, these features cost extra.
Not the Infiniti J30. They're all standard. See, Infiniti thinks when you buy a luxury car, luxury shouldn't be optional.
For a variety of J30 laces, see your Infiniti dealer today.
Hey, could you guys give the dog a B-A-T-H?
Milk's got a lot going for you.
Hey, Tommy, we're gonna give Oscar a bath.
Carbohydrate for energy, but it's slim on calories.
Cut him off!
With magnesium for balance, riboflavin for agility, and protein for stamina.
Wow! Did he clean already?
Milk. It does a body good.
Yee-haw!
Get psyched, folks, because our CEO's fixing for one wild weekend.
This is so exciting.
For starters, it's that crazy comic Howie Mandel. And as always, he's bringing something you won't believe.
Mark my words, this is gonna be huge.
There's also that sassy nurse from Empty Nest Park overall, and a tune from pop group Go West.
Plus, R&B sensation Brian McKnight with The Posse.
Come on over, it'll be a great time.
On this weekend's Jazz. Sunday night at 11 on TV 44.
Over a hundred years ago, good entertainment was as rare as a good beer.
Till Henry Weinhard made his very own private reserve.
Never had this before.
Which made finding a good beer easier.
Gentlemen, Tex Belmont.
Thank you.
You are beautiful.
But good entertainment was still a long ways off.
She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.
Come on, you know the words.
She'll be coming round.
It's no accident that the land of opportunity is open 24 hours a day.
The good life is available, but they don't hand it out on plan.
It's no accident either that Bank of America has longer branch hours,
a 24-hour customer service line, and a versatile ATM everywhere you turn around.
Hard as America works, you could use a little easy.
Banking on America.
Bank of America.
If you're planning to fly from over here to over there,
then you should know that only one airline flies nonstop to the most cities,
from over here to over there.
And since that one and only airline is Delta,
you know you'll be getting the warmest, most personal service in the sky
on your way over, over there.
And starting April 29, fly nonstop from San Francisco to Frankfurt.
I smoke, but with my kids in the car, smoking's curbed.
No big deal. I've got wriggly spearmint gum.
That cool, clean taste is a family favorite.
So when I can't smoke, I enjoy pure chewing satisfaction.
Now McDonald's always has one extra value meal for $2.99.
Might be this one, this one, this one, or...
To find out which extra value meal is $2.99, go to your local McDonald's.
Because if you want to know, you gotta go.
Come on, no food fights.
You know McDonald's extra value meals come with golden fries and icy Coca-Cola, right?
Good.
You know there's now always one on the menu for $2.99.
Okay, and you know which extra value meal is $2.99 at your McDonald's?
No? Well, if you want to know, you gotta go.
You have better things to do than having to think about how much you're paying for long distance.
I don't want to spend a lot of time on this stuff.
So AT&T makes it easy.
With the I Plan, you get a good deal no matter how you call.
No lists, names, or hassles.
I is for simple.
AT&T free. Call 1-800-582-7800.
I is for individual.
Only from AT&T.
Cowabunga!
I smoke, but the only open table in this restaurant is in the no smoking section.
My solution? The cool, clean taste of Wrigley's Spearmint gum.
After dinner, it fills the bill.
When I can't smoke, I enjoy pure chewing satisfaction.
A young Price fighter teams up with a mob.
With Mr. Nitty's help, I'm gonna become a champ.
But he risks losing everything to achieve success.
When can we get out of here?
What'll I tell Tony?
Now, crime and corruption are heating up on both sides of the ring.
You were with Frank Nitty last night.
Can you be in my corner tomorrow night?
Come on, Sammy!
This guy's calling for a knockout.
On an all-new episode of The Untouchables.
Next Friday at 9 on TV 44.
Would it be great if your neighbor was Wally Dallenbach, the Keystone Beer Winston Cup Driver?
Wally, great car.
Want to take a first bend, Dave?
A spin?
And keep her under 170, Dave.
170?
See Wally Dallenbach.
Or possibly his neighbor Dave.
Or his neighbor, Dave.
Or his neighbor, Dave.
Or his neighbor, Dave.
Or his neighbor, Dave.
Or his neighbor, Dave.
Or possibly his neighbor, Dave.
Race the Keystone Beer stock car and the Winston Cup series.
Well, how'd you drive, Dave?
Well, she drips a little in three.
No problem. But we need to bleed the brakes.
Wouldn't that be great?
Benny and June is a deliciously offbeat romantic fable.
It's outrageous! I love it!
Everybody's laughing, they're up there, everybody's just cracking up.
The movie's pretty rad.
We were tapping our feet.
This is a great movie.
It's so funny.
Yeah!
It's very romantic.
Yeah.
What else?
Bring a date.
Benny and June, rated PG.
Starts Friday, April 16th at a theater near you.
This symbol outside means you have the standard inside
that an entire library of software has been written to.
The Intel Microprocessor.
Think of it as a library card that lets you run the software of today and tomorrow.
So check out Computers with Intel, the computer inside.
When all seems dark, look within.
Experience Milky Way Dark.
It's pretty serious.
Lightyear by LA Tech.
Wonder who thought of this.
There must be some brainy mugs.
Gotta own the light if you want to own the night.