There are 2001 reasons to watch Gary and Mike.
Number 741. You'll hear the monsters of rock.
These guys suck!
Gary and Mike. A special sneak preview next Thursday after SmackDown on UPN.
You remember Jared from Subway?
Turns out he's inspired a lot of people.
He's still looking good.
He'll show you the way.
His name is Jared and he'll lead you to Subway.
That's where it goes.
Along with the rest.
For seven sandwiches with six grams of fat or less.
What an inspiration.
Subway. Eat fresh.
These guys are in the information business.
Maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I'm paranoid.
I think it's part of the camera.
They killed my best friend.
Something's going on!
No escaping.
You can't get away from people like this.
I won't pretend like everything's okay.
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I love you because you're the one and you know we have so much fun.
In the morning, afternoon and night.
Everything's all right here.
The Samsung Uproar.
Dude. Look around.
The world's first mp3 phone.
I love you because you're the one and you know we have so much fun.
In the morning, afternoon and night.
Everything's all right.
Babe, you totally reek of awesomeness.
I love the way you burn fat.
You are a full-on scorch cage.
Man, that extra boost of energy.
Nice label.
Stacker 2. It's like so, the world's strongest fat burner.
Edge, how brutal is that?
It's Christian. Chicks go whack for the stack.
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This looks important.
It's just a differential later. Totally unnecessary.
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What's my name?
Shaft!
Bad has never been better.
Heard you quit.
You think that makes me less dangerous?
Now meet the man.
Samuel L. Jackson is Shaft.
Can you dig it?
Rated R. Rented today.
Babe, you totally reek of awesomeness.
Ooh, I love the way you burn fat.
You are a full-on scorch cake.
Man, that extra boost of energy.
Nice label.
Stacker 2. It's like so, the world's strongest fat burner.
Edge, how brutal is that? Christian, chicks go whack for the stack.
Come on, move it.
Move that piece of junk.
Hey, haunt this, pal.
Go ahead, make my day.
Haunt the horde again, okay?
Crash is ready for battle.
Crash Bash. A head-to-head multiplayer rumble.
Rated E for everyone.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Uh, cause you think I got donuts in here?
PlayStation.
You're watching SmackDown and just one week away from the sneak preview of Gary and Mike on
NPM!
You hear?
On the next Baywatch Hawaii, emotions are rising.
You two should just hook up already and get it over with.
And hearts are burning.
You're not going out with him.
Got a better proposition?
But playing in the deep end.
I really care for you.
Can be a dangerous game.
Don't let it go to your head.
Pat Morita guest stars.
Action to the extreme.
Baywatch Hawaii.
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Burger, fries, and a Coke.
Don't bother me.
I'm eating the spicy new sourdough pepper jack burger at Carl's Jr.
They live for the hunt.
Kill for the sport.
I could smack your puny neck with one twist.
And they've captured their greatest prey.
You have two of my crew on board.
Now one crew must fight back.
They've definitely got us up and going.
Break free.
I need more power.
We're being pulled in.
Or die trying.
I want to make the first kill.
On the next Star Trek Voyager.
Weeknights at 10 on UPN 45.
Do you remember why you fell in love with football?
Touchdown dances.
Miracle comebacks.
Great personalities like Snake hacks on Billy White shoes.
Muddy uniforms.
Tailgate parties in the snow.
Football isn't supposed to be clean and neat.
Football is supposed to be fun.
February 3rd, it will be again.
The XFL.
Coming this February.
It's real football.
There are 2001 reasons to watch Gary and Mike.
Number 328.
You'll see famous landmarks.
My feet are the same size as Clark Gable's.
My hands are the same size as Greta Garbo's.
My mouth is the same size as Monica Lewinsky.
Gary and Mike.
A special sneak preview next Thursday after SmackDown on UPN.
Come on.
In a new world.
Cool outfit.
Slammin'.
Slammin' outfit.
Oh.
The only way to fit in.
What's she doing?
Two-steppin'?
Ooh.
Sorry.
Is to be yourself.
Hip-hop is like an attitude.
You can do it.
Thank you for the dance.
Save the last dance.
Here is your ID.
She's ugly.
She's 21.
Rated PG-13.
Special sneak preview Friday, January 5th.
Everywhere January 12th.
3Dpo.
You and you.
Go, go.
Chick food.
We're gonna starve, Sarge.
Boys, it's summertime.
Go.
Hungry for some green vs. tan?
Fight this new Army Man Sarge's Heroes 2.
Fire in the hole.
Fighting a new world.
It's from PlayStation 2, PlayStation game console, Nintendo 64, and Game Boy Color.
Rated everyone through teen.
I've always been a leg man.
Army Man Sarge's Heroes 2.
Real combat.
Plastic man.
Good to go.
I love you because you're the one.
And you know we have so much fun.
In the morning, afternoon, and night.
Yeah.
Everything's long out here.
Woo hoo.
The Samsung Upboard.
Dude.
Look around.
The world's first MP3 phone.
I love you because you're the one.
And you know we have so much fun.
In the morning, afternoon, and night.
Yeah.
Everything's alright.
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It doesn't get any better than this.
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Explosive.
Unpredictable.
And it's only on TNN.
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Raw is War.
The most popular show in the history of cable television.
If you don't get it, demand it.
Because Raw is War.
And it's only on TNN.
Ed, how do you intimidate another player?
I hate you.
Babe, you totally wreak of awesomeness.
Ooh, I love the way you burn fat.
You are a full on scorch cake.
Man, that extra boost of energy.
Nice label.
Stacker 2. It's like so, the world's strongest fat burner.
Edge, how brutal is that?
Christian, chicks go whack for the stack.
What's my name?
SHUT UP!
Bad has never been better.
Heard you quit.
You think that makes me less dangerous?
Now meet the man.
Samuel L. Jackson is Shaft.
Can you dig it?
Rated R. Rent it today.
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You remember Jared from Subway?
Turns out he's inspired a lot of people.
It's still looking good.
He'll show you the way.
His name is Jared and he'll lead you to Subway.
That's where it goes along with the rest.
For seven sandwiches, six grams of that or less.
What an inspiration.
Subway, eat fresh.
You're watching WWF SmackDown on...
Kill that cupid.
They live for the hunt, kill for the sport.
I could smack your puny head with one twist.
And they've captured their greatest prey.
You have two of my crew on board.
Now one crew must fight back.
They've definitely got us outgunned.
Break free.
I need more power. We're being pulled in.
Or die trying.
I want to make the first kill.
On the next Star Trek Voyager.
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Stress fracture. What are you using them for?
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These are JR20s.
They're not designed for a 99 cent menu with so many items.
These are junk.
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