When it comes over me, and I totally lose control, I like it.
All the rage, all the power, unleash the fury.
Poke the Game rated T for T.
Death Tones.
Death Tones, the new album featuring Minerva.
I'll sing Death Tones on the summer sanitarium tour.
Death Tones, the new album in stores now.
Would you prefer to have A or B?
Would you prefer A or to have baby A or baby B?
A.
Definitely A.
I have four for A.
A major tobacco executive was once asked if he was aware of a study
which showed that babies of smoking mothers had a greater risk of having low birth weight.
He said, quote, I would say they're just as healthy as the babies born to women who do not smoke.
Some women would prefer having smaller babies.
I've got five more for A.
Inside a cell or inside the city, we are all here's prisoners.
Why is there an echo to Metalhead?
Questions like that could get the person killed.
Something's happening to me.
I can't control it.
I've got a few surprises for those metalheads.
You ready, my man?
I was born ready.
Hey, Rick, sure is getting close to lunchtime.
It sure is, Jim.
Any ideas?
Well, somebody's got something delicious like the new Chipotle Southwest Steak and Cheese.
Sliced steak topped with melted cheese and a new Chipotle sauce for an added spicy kick.
Served hot on fresh baked gourmet bread.
You know, I can go for one right now.
Yeah.
Excellent work, my friend.
Yeah.
Somewhere is fresh.
On the road.
In the day.
Freshness.
Where the PG-13 opens tomorrow.
The competition in Paris goes to extremes.
You're posing nude.
On an all new America's Next Top Model Tuesday at 9, 8 Central.
UPN this fall.
They're a rock and roll couple whose life gets rattled.
You've really changed, man.
I've never loved anything so much.
Sounds like being a dad changes you into a woman.
Dan Cortese stars in a brand new comedy, Rock Me Big.
Coming Tuesdays this fall to UPN.
There are two types of people.
Now.
Those who run from trouble.
And those who stand and fight.
Which one are you?
Join us, Lara Croft, in this summer's blockbuster hit, Ready Tea for Teen.
Sir, I detect the presence of alcohol.
Have you been drinking this evening?
Not really.
One or two.
Just a few.
Step out of the car, sir.
Step out of the car.
Step out of the car, please.
Across the country, cops are cracking down.
No matter where you drive, if you drive impaired, you will be arrested.
It's simple.
You drink, you drive, you lose.
Universal Pictures is proud to introduce the world's newest secret agent.
Johnny English.
This summer, Ian, who meets Kim Kwan.
We can't afford any mistakes.
I couldn't agree more, sir.
Get out there and save your country.
Rowan Atkinson is Johnny English, rated PG, at theaters Friday, July 18th.
Jake Foley is the NSA's top.
20-minute job.
Computer geek.
I have you up and running in two.
Until a freak accident gives him an upgrade like you never imagined.
Everyone knows his body function is so thin out.
Jake, 2.0.
This is so freaking cool.
Don't miss the premiere episode coming to UPN this fall.
This fall, it's business in the front, party in the back.
Hell and freaking Stanley.
The moments coming this fall to UPN.
The firewood crew collide.
I believe Voyager's presence in the Delta Quadrant is an elastic.
Even the crew restructured.
An entire mission erased.
It's quite clear we've been the victim of an elaborate deception.
A loyal commander or the enemy.
The captain and Tuvok were involved in a federation conspiracy.
The truth could lead to one final showdown.
You're in this ship alone. That's why.
I won't allow you to complete your mission.
On the next Star Trek, Voyage Nights at 10 on UPN 45, cable 4.
Rhypophobia means you're afraid of dirt.
Chorophobia means you're afraid of dancing.
So does ripochorophobia mean you're afraid of dirty dancing?
Don't be a big chicken. Eat one.
The big charbroil chicken sandwich.
With a quarter pound of chicken, it's one of the biggest chicken sandwiches in the world.
New at Carl's Jr.
Ford F-Series is America's best seller.
Why? More models to choose from.
And the F-150 has more available torque and more payload than the competition.
Right now, during Ford's centennial celebration,
you'll get 0% for five years on F-150 and Ranger.
And Ford will even match your down payment up to $1,000 on the Ranger.
It took Ford 100 years to get here,
but you only have a short time to get what could be the deal of the century.
And now, the WWE Rewind is brought to you by
Warner Bros. New Motion Picture, Terminator 3, Rise of the Machines.
Tag tunnels on the line, and it's next.
Last Saturday on Confidential,
there's something so special about Madison Square Garden.
You appeared there, you knew that you had reached the top.
I love you, baby.
You just know it's time to move on.
Another piece of history's gonna happen in that field.
Catch another great WWE Confidential this Saturday at 11, 10 Central.
The dark believe in end-ghost stories.
The Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl.
This starts Wednesday, July 9th.
I'll see you, J.
What's up?
We good?
We in by two.
Yeah.
Oh, my bad, dog.
My bad.
Oh.
Get out.
Hit me with that 알.
Get out of my way.
Oh, no.
You are going to make me pay.
Oh.
Nothing will happen to me like this.
I have这个 stations.
Attention summer travelers, with fares as low as $15 and buses rolling 24-7, Greyhound
is the way to travel without the wear and tear on your car.
Whoops, that's gonna cost them.
Go Greyhound and leave the driving to us.
It's good to have exceptionally clear skin when circumstances exceed your expectations.
So Stridex gives you a little extra, like the only non-irritating alcohol-free medicated
pads.
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Rockstar Games presents Midnight Club 2.
Out now for PlayStation 2, Xbox and PC.
Midnight Club 2.
Ready tee for teen.
She's a Grammy Award winner, a hip hop people, and she's coming to UPN.
Eve stars in her first television series, Eve.
Don't miss the premiere episode this fall on UPN.
Coming this fall, a comedy from executive producers, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith.
Tia is gonna be my wife and you're gonna have to get used to that.
Lisey is the mother of my son and you're gonna have to get used to that.
I'm about to be in hell for the rest of my life and I'm gonna have to get used to that.
Welcome to the real world of extended families.
All of Us premieres Tuesdays this fall on UPN.
And now, the extreme blast of the night, ripped by JVC's tower of power.
Cranked by 540 watts of turbocharged sound, dual-A and subs, 5-disc CD player and MP3
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