Sympathy Guards.
Nice car, what is it?
That's my new Kia Optima.
I got it at Kia September Clearance Event.
Should have got a Toyota Camry. I got leather seats.
Me too.
V6 engine? With Sportmatic transmission.
Five year warranty.
Ha! Ten year.
And I got a two thousand cash back.
Which means I paid seven grand less than you.
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Hurry, event ends October 1st.
Dual front seat, mountainside airbags.
Got it!
You were in the play at the high school.
You were the girl. Juliet.
Life was a wild ride.
With all the bumps.
I'm pregnant.
All the detours.
I had a girl. Oh, we had a boy.
He's gonna be just like me.
And the people who made it all worthwhile.
I may not be perfect.
But nobody will love you like me.
Drew Barrymore.
Riding in Cars with Boys.
PG-13. Opens everywhere October 19.
It's a great feeling.
A Ford leadership drive is on.
Last year your Ford dealer had five of the ten best selling vehicles in America.
And he wants more.
That's why now's the time to get great cash backs.
Like $1250 on Focus.
$2000 on Mustang.
And the 2001 Explorer.
$2500 on Ranger, Expedition and the F-150.
Whatever you're looking at.
That's a lot of cash that could go right toward your down payment.
So get to the Ford leadership drive today.
Do I?
Let every nation know.
Whether it wishes us well or ill.
That we shall pay any price.
Bear any burden.
Meet any hardship.
Support any friend.
Oppose any foe.
To assure the survival and the success of Liberty.
For 60 years we've made off-road history.
And now we're doing it again.
With unbelievable savings during the Jeep model year-end clearance.
Where you can get $2000 in lease cash toward a $269 a month Grand Cherokee lease.
If you're a qualified lessee coming off a current Ford dealer.
Or a Dimer-Christie lease.
So don't wait.
Head to the Jeep model year-end clearance today.
Because we can take you everywhere.
But the adventures all start here.
Now at your Southern California Jeep dealers.
Who else?
I like to bring 7Up to all the popular hangouts.
And an awful lot of people like to hang out here.
Excuse me.
Want some 7Up?
It's 7Up time.
Excuse me.
I'll just leave it here on the dash.
The bubbles must be tickling the nose.
What the heck is going on in here?
Some 7Up?
Todd.
Let's not get greedy.
Say my man.
I know you're thirsty.
I can't get the top off.
Just pop the tab, sir.
Hey, I just heard my slogan.
You had a car, you could stop by Colorado and pick me up.
You'd want that?
A girl he couldn't resist.
An adventure he couldn't believe.
And a game.
We had a little incident here last night.
He can't escape.
Steve Zahn.
You guys are coming after us.
Paul Walker.
He knew you were in here, he's watching us.
Let's be ready for an adventure or what.
Joyride.
The next episode of the C.I.D.
Introducing the tough new crew cab long bed.
It's the next frontier.
A crisis at home.
She snuck in.
An assassin at large.
We have reason to believe in a temple be made on David Palmer's life.
For counterterrorism expert Jack Bauer.
The next 24 hours I want you all over this.
It's gonna be one hell of a day.
It's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up.
Come and shoot her, Jack.
If you ever wanna see your daughter again, get me out of this.
You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
Keep your Sutherland Stars.
Don't move.
In 24.
Premieres November 6th on Fox 11.
It's just one of those days.
To a corrupt government, he's an outlaw.
To an oppressed people, he's a hero.
Now with the one woman who knows his identity, he's about to become a legend.
The Los Angeles Times calls Iron Monkey an outstanding adventure.
With breathless, gravity-defying action that surpasses the Matrix.
Iron Monkey, rated PG-13.
In theaters Friday, October 12th.
Every company sponsors a race car.
A great way to get your name out to the public.
Problem is, these other guys drive so fast, you can't see the logo.
Now my way is perfect.
We're getting some attention.
Of course, there's always somebody trying to outdo you.
Show off!
What good is beauty if it's only skin deep?
The new Camry, reinvented so it's sleeker, faster, roomier, better.
You're gonna want one.
See your local Toyota dealer.
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I've been waiting for a day like this.
A day when an all-in-one wireless plan would make things simple for people.
The Sprint PCS Total Digital Connections Plan is here.
It brings all the best features together.
Clear calls, nationwide long distance, voice command, and wireless web.
Thanks, boy.
And now, it's my job to tell the world.
The Total Digital Connections Plan, only from Sprint PCS.
The Yankees think George is dead.
Aren't you gonna tell your parents you're still alive?
Oh, they could use the break.
Matt Seinfeld.
Tonight at 1130 on Fox 11.
A cross-country road trip...
This is awesome!
...is about to become a fight for their lives.
The San Francisco Examiner calls Joyride a white-knuckle classic.
He knew you were in here. He's watching us!
A hot-wired thriller that will shock you.
Come on!
Joyride.
So, you still good or need me to drive?
Rated R. Friday, only in theaters.
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I like to bring Seppin up to all the popular hangouts.
And an awful lot of people like to hang out here.
Excuse me.
Want some 7-Up?
It's 7-Up time!
Excuse me.
I'll just leave it here on the desk.
The bubbles must be ticklin' the nose.
What the heck is going on in here?
Some 7-Up?
Todd, let's not get greedy.
Say, my man.
I know you're thirsty.
I can't get the top off.
Just pop the tab, sir.
Up yours.
Hey, I just heard my slogan.
I play an agent, sir.
A crisis at home.
She snuck in.
An assassin at large.
We have reason to believe in a temple be made on David Palmer's life.
For counterterrorism expert Jack Bauer.
The next 24 hours, I want you all over this.
It's gonna be one hell of a day.
It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up.
I'm trying to shoot a jacket.
If you ever wanna see your daughter again, get me out of this!
You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
Keep your Sutherland Stars.
Don't move!
In 24.
Premieres Tuesday, November 6th on Fox 11.
It's just one of those days!
Who is this?
We have your daughter.
The number one movie in America is...
Don't.
Get her back.
Say.
You want what they want.
A word, Michael Douglas.
Don't say a word.
I'll never tell.
Rated R.
Now playing only in theaters.
Imagine.
Real deli-style sandwiches from a fast food restaurant.
Arby's Market Fresh Sandwiches.
They'll change the way you think about fast food.
Country 93.9, the new KZLA.
My station.
I am Rosemary's granddaughter.
I hope you do.
Country 93.9, the new KZLA.
More of the songs I like.
I don't know why they say,
Grown men don't cry.
It's music you can relate to.
Wide open spaces.
The new KZLA.
Now, thanks to you, America's most listened to country station.
I tell everyone to listen.
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Zoolander is the funniest movie of the year, says Joel Seaswell.
USA Today calls it gleefully goofy.
They're breakdance fighting.
And the New York Times ring is unspeakably funny.
Ben Stiller.
Zoolander, rated PG-13.
Now playing.
Hi. Hello.
Yeah, I'd like to return these checks.
You put the bank's address on them instead of mine.
Okay, that's a new printing fee,
a transaction fee,
and, of course, a conversation fee.
Conversation fee?
Well, I have to charge you for this little chat we're having.
Three pronouns, seven verbs.
What?
Oh, emotional outbursts, Fee.
Oh, those can be steep.
You'll have to write us a check.
Cut up with fees?
Try Washington Mutual.
Our free checking has no teller fees, no fine print,
no surprises.
There you go.
Have to charge for that.
Washington Mutual.
Salt me.