Come on, Ozzy. It's showtime.
Two thumbs up for American Pie 2.
You have not forgotten about me, have you?
This summer's best sequel.
We're awful proud of you, son.
More laughs than the original.
I could give you some pointers.
This is a very funny movie.
Oh, yeah!
I laughed out loud at least a dozen times.
I'm a bad, bad man.
Don't miss out on the next chapter of an American classic.
This is gonna be fun.
American Pie 2, rated R.
Now playing everywhere.
Are you ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Y'all ready for it?
It goes a little something like this.
My first love?
Big boys to scratch.
Ford's Sizzling Summer.
The best time to get a hot deal on America's hottest truck.
The extreme sale of Champ Sports.
Wow, four for 20 bucks?
Invasion.
It's such a big event, nothing else even comes close.
Sweet.
Invasion.
Earth ends tomorrow.
Yeah? Well, the extreme sale's today.
So take a number, pal.
The Champ Sports extreme sale for back to school.
Be there before it's all over or else.
What is old school?
And you're an advanced species?
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Everyone is rushing to the funniest movie of the summer.
Hey, cutie.
Rolling Stone calls it faster and funnier than the first time.
This is not the hook.
Jackie Chan kicks butt, Raze Time Magazine.
The New York Times says Chris Tucker is hilarious.
Watch your back.
And Gene Gallant says it keeps rushing in the fast lane for a good time.
They're a lot of men chasing us.
That's the way they should be.
Rush Hour 2.
I'm not shopping with you no more.
Ready, PG-13. Now playing everywhere.
Their family is one of the most powerful in the world.
I didn't think you got all that money.
Your family's like the Wasp poorly owned.
But the truth...
Do we have any enemies?
Of course not.
...is a luxury they can't afford.
You have ruined me.
The man just killed himself.
Why did he choose our house?
And guilt is a price they have yet to pay.
This fall...
Did you lie to me?
Lower your voice.
Discover the secret...
You don't know anything about my family.
You don't know your family either.
...of Pasadena.
Coming this fall to Fox 11.
Rated one of the best wooden roller coasters in the world.
Ghost Rider. Only at Knott's.
Kids 3 to 11, only $9.95 at Ralph's.
Just $21.95 for adults and only $9.95 for kids.
A family of four saves up to $76.
All right, everybody, take it to the air.
There's a robber.
Hey!
You wanna die?
Yeah!
Tomorrow, bad is good.
Again, American Outlaws.
Sadie was a beautiful woman.
She had a mustache.
I think she had more than a mustache.
Rated BG-15. Starts tomorrow.
Today, I'm standing in a very large shoe to make a very large statement.
I need a new agent.
No.
What I'm really saying is that Mervins has big brands.
And right now, they're at huge savings during the back-to-school sale.
This week, the entire stock of athletic shoes is on sale,
including Vans, Reebok, and Adidas.
Another big reason why Mervins starts with me.
Hurry. Sale ends Saturday.
I'm running to Mervins.
Or maybe I'll just drive.
Let's do it.
These guys don't look so tough.
Heads up!
I got your back. On your left.
You're coming in like...
Go, go, go!
I'm hot, baby.
Time to go for a spin.
Gatorade. Bring your game to life.
I'll take the big guy.
Which big guy?
Now!
Recently at Pizza Hut, we put every word possible in front of the word Pepsi
and discovered something amazing.
The word free was number one.
So now get a free 2-liter bottle of Pepsi when you order the Big New Yorker Pizza.
That's right. It's an extra-large 16-inch pizza loaded with cheese
and your favorite toppings for just $9.99 plus free Pepsi.
That's a great deal for just $9.99.
Hey, who knows? This free thing might just catch on.
The Big New Yorker and Free Pepsi.
Only at Pizza Hut.
Okay, let's take a second and complain about the heat.
All right, well, that's enough.
It is really hot out there. Yeah.
Well, what can we do about it?
Nothing. Aquafina is so pure.
It's nothing but pure, refreshing... refreshment.
So, okay, Mr. and Mrs. Hoddy, there.
Yeah, you cool down with this.
Aquafina. So pure, we promise nothing.
Okay, so with this and, you know, a little deodorant,
I think we've got this whole summer thing beat.
Why, Bally?
Because you never know when someone might be checking you out.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Join Bally today for just $18 down and 18 a month.
Call 1-800-FITNESS right now to get our lowest prices of the year.
It's your last chance this summer to join for $18 down and 18 a month.
Why, Bally? Because we all have our reasons.
We know there are many of you out there who have called 1-800-DENTIST,
and yet, for whatever reason, you still haven't seen a dentist.
Which means somehow we didn't do our job,
and we didn't convince you how important it is for you to see a dentist every six months,
or how easy it is for 1-800-DENTIST to match you with a dentist
that's just right for you and your family.
So come on, how about another chance?
1-800-DENTIST has matched thousands of people with pre-screened dentists.
Why not you?
Happy birthday! Happy, happy birthday!
Happy, happy birthday! Happy, happy birthday!
Happy, happy birthday! Happy, happy birthday!
Happy, happy birthday! Happy, happy birthday!
Wouldn't it be nice if you could just get a great $6 restaurant burger
without the restaurant?
Introducing the $6 burger.
Only $3.95 at Carl's Jr.
Knots presents Snoopy's Rockin' Summer,
where kids are only $9.95 at Ralph's.
So rockin' and rollin' all day long,
hoppin' and hoppin' and singin' a song.
Wild Bill Black's makin' screamin' shop,
lots of great shows comin', check him out.
Rockin' Summer, not very far.
Rockin' Summer, not very far.
All kids, 3-11, only $9.95 at Ralph's.
Adults, just $21.95.
Yes, kids, only $9.95.
A family of four saves up to $76.
When a father takes the law into his own hands,
murder is just the beginning,
and you won't believe the ending on Night Visions.
Tonight at 9 on Fox 11.
Hometown buffet, proudly presents
Taste of Italian, just for you, my friends.
Coming Tuesday or Saturday,
if you love Italian food,
if you don't, come in anyway,
because we have many other items freshly prepared for you.
It's dinner with a delicious accent,
a taste of Italian, Tuesday and Saturday nights,
for a limited time.
At Hometown Buffet, great choice.
It's back.
This summer at Disney's California Adventure,
it's the return of the most magnificent parade in Disney history,
Disney's Electrical Parade.
And right now, to brighten your night,
adult Southern California residents get in for the regular kid's price,
and one kid gets in free with each paying adult,
all to light up something even more beautiful.
Disney's Electrical Parade,
only at Disney's California Adventure Park.
Hurry, this offer ends September 4th.
Guess who's volunteering at the old folks' home?
Who wants to play a little dodgeball, huh?
I'm in. You're out.
Next group, next on Fox 11.
Ford says their F-150 is built tough,
but our engineers will tell you the GMC Sierra has more horsepower,
more towing capacity,
and more front headroom and rear legroom.
If you want all that from an F-150, well, that is tough.
For great offers this summer on remaining 2001 Sierras before they're all gone,
hurry to the bros at your GMC dealer today.
Are you ready?
Yeah, ready for it.
It goes a little something like this.
My first love, voices scratch.
Here goes the one, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three.
On August 17th, Universal Pictures and Miramax Films present
the story of a soldier whose troops were betrayed by his allies.
Surrender your weapons.
Now, trapped behind enemy lines, he'll have to take on the German army.
We can beat them.
The end.
Nicholas Cage, Penelope Cruz, Captain Corelli's Mandolin.
Rated R at theaters tomorrow.
It's the biggest news since Wrinkle Free fans.
You are now free to move about the country.
Arby's 5-Buck Value Roundup.
You don't see a deal like this every day.
Any three beef and cheddars, four regular roast beefs, or five barbecue's for just five bucks.
Closed captioning and other consideration for the Drew Carey Show provided by...
When can you find lower prices at Kmart?
Always.
Introducing Blue Light Always from Kmart.
We've lowered prices on thousands of items so you always get great values.
Blue Light Always, only at Kmart.
Let's watch.