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Friday, Con Air at 7.30.
The season finale of Manga 10.
Then Law and Order Criminal Intent at 11.
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Dare.
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Sir, my name is Holmes.
With an L.
Whatever you call yourself, doesn't give you the right to go around shooting people.
Mr. Holmes?
Mr. Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes catches multiple murderers.
Gabrielle Loire and Vincent D'Onofrio star in a Crime Friday premiere.
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So when we...
On the season finale of Monk.
I'm gonna stay here.
By yourself?
No, I'm gonna come with you.
On the plane?
Welcome aboard Monk's worst nightmare.
Oh.
A claustrophobic germ fest at 30,000 feet.
How long has it been since the plane was disinfected?
A high.
Human flight entertainment, murder.
I thought I had a heart attack.
I don't think so.
Tony Shalhoub is Monk.
The Monk season finale, Friday at 10, only on USA.
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Oh.
Do that again.
Hey, Bruce, you got that photo you owe me?
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I want to know what happened in here.
When was the last time that you saw him laugh or cry?
When was the last time he hugged you?
This could be the greatest threat the world has ever known.
What did that kid do to us?
Steven Spielberg presents an epic television event about the secrets we keep and the secrets kept from us.
Take it.
Premieres December 2nd only on Sci-Fi Channel.
Harrison Ford stars in Clear and Present Danger tomorrow on USA.
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Guys, I think the one on the left likes me.
On the Monk season finale, it's murder at 30,000 feet.
Or is it? I feel like I had a heart attack.
I don't think so.
Monk season finale, Friday at 10, only on USA.