On the season finale of Monk.
I'm gonna stay here.
By yourself?
No, I'm gonna come with you.
On the plane?
Welcome aboard Monk's worst nightmare.
Oh.
A claustrophobic germ fest at 30,000 feet.
How long has it been since the plane was disinfected?
Nine.
The in-flight entertainment, murder.
I think I had a heart attack.
I don't think so.
Tony Shalhoub is Monk.
The Monk season finale, Friday at 10, only on USA.
The climb to the top is never easy.
To make it, you need the biggest ATV Honda has ever built.
650 CCs.
Fully independent rear suspension.
Sport-tuned automatic.
The Rencon from Honda.
To get here, you've got to be the best on Earth.
Hurry up! Come on, everybody!
Okay, we have a very special birthday show with some real magicians.
That's good.
And their names are Siegfried and Roy.
And that's better.
Like new cookies and a crunchy cookie, that's good.
And your favorite candy, that's better.
Cookies and M&M's, Snickers, Twix, Milky Way.
New cookies and and is better.
Ta-da!
Which one's Siegfried?
It doesn't matter if you run or where you hide.
I am the Hitman.
Hitman 2, available now.
Rated Mature.
You never think about underneath your arms.
Ta-da!
Who looks under there?
People notice everything.
Between the shaving, razor burns, shave bumps, it's very embarrassing.
I just thought that the skin under my arms was something that couldn't be changed.
Because of Dove, I mean, I don't have to worry anymore.
Dove gives skin.
It has this moisturizer, so it is giving something back to your armpits.
It's skin, too. It deserves equal treatment.
Dove deodorant's one-quarter moisturizer gives back what shaving takes away,
leaving your underarms smooth and silky.
It's off.
When baby takes a rattle poo, rocks and rolls.
It's Magic Rattle Poo. Put baby in control and watch baby poo go.
This is fun.
When baby shakes a rattle, Magic Rattle Poo rocks and rolls.
Oh, hello, friend.
Meet new Sing and Snore Poo.
That time.
Please lay me down. Thank you.
Sing and Snore Poo loves to sing.
Hush, little bumblebee.
Snore?
And?
No!
He looks like Daddy.
No.
Now he looks like Daddy.
New Sing and Snore Poo.
Mom, Dad, this is Ted.
Hey, Teddy, it's your appetite.
We need an Arby's Market Fresh Roast Beef and Swiss.
Oh, yeah.
And beef, fresh from the oven.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And bread, so soft.
Ah, ah.
Arby's Market Fresh Roast Beef and Swiss.
A whole new way to think about roast beef sandwiches.
The sad thing is, he's the best one yet.
Give in to your grown-up tastes.
Sherlock Holmes Catches Multiple Murderer.
A Case of Evil.
Premieres Friday, October 25th at 8 on USA.
Action Wednesday on USA is presented by Formula 51.
In theaters October 18th.
Shh. Spend her all alone.
She's gonna build this place up, Glass.
All right, listen, you take the basement, I'll take the roof.
Okay.
Sorry, guys.
I got a Serta mattress. It's so comfortable.
I don't need you anymore.
Oh, Serta makes me so mad.
I'd like to rip that mattress apart.
Me too, one.
Tell me that wasn't the do not remove under penalty of law label.
Uh, what are you in for?
What we got caught tearing?
Tearing a man to pieces.
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Marie Callender began every recipe the same way.
With care. And her country fried chicken was no exception.
Marie served it up with mashed potatoes, slowly whipped with real cream.
And corn? Well, Marie thought it best eaten right off the cob.
Marie Callender put her heart into everything she made.
And to this day, we're still making it Marie's way.
Marie Callender's country fried chicken dinner in your grocer's freezer.
Made with the care of Marie.
Wanted by sit down?
Oh, were you looking at my outfit? I know, isn't it great?
You know what else I got?
Look, it's this. I have two words for you.
Bar-gen.
What does it say to you?
Fun, flirty, sexy.
You know what it said to me?
By me?
To die for?
If you haven't heard, the Burlington Coat Factory has famous label women's wear for less than department store sale prices.
What do you think?
Chances are you will.
You're speechless?
Burlington Coat Factory. It's more than great coats.
Oh, I think I got shopper's elbow.
Can you hear that click?
We never sweat a jab or hook.
We knock them out with just one look.
Strong and beautiful.
Just like you.
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New soft and dry power stripe.
A stripe of extra protection goes on clear.
Show odor and wetness, no mercy.
No mercy power stripe.
No mercy day or night.
Special offer.
Strong and beautiful.
Just like you.
We need to make a collect call.
The formula!
Down to the center with 1-800-C-A-L-L-A-T-T.
It's free for you and cheap for them.
It's a lie!
Save on every call.
Down 1-800-CALL-A-T-T for collect calls.
I said moving on over, moving on over.
The Transporter is the number one action movie in America.
A double-barreled blast.
Hot and heart-pounding ease.
The Transporter.
Ready, PG-13, now playing.
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At AMC Network, we're so passionate about monster movies, it's scary.
Presenting Monsterfest 24-7.
All your favorite monster movies, 24 hours a day for seven days.
Starts October 25th, only on AMC.
There's something for everyone, all the time on Charter Communications.
On The Monk Season Finale.
It's murder at 30,000 feet.
Or is it?
I think I had a heart attack.
I don't think so.
The Monk Season Finale.
Friday at 10, only on USA.
Next Wednesday.
I'm in charge of this class.
Tom Berringer is the substitute.
Next Wednesday at 8, on USA.
Do not attempt any of what you are about to see.
Take your stuff in the head, wee man.
Jackass, the movie.
Rated R. In theaters everywhere, October 25th.
Do you know Watermelon Sparks with W?
You know there's ice in the Arctic.
With Casey the Kinderbot, kids discover the joy of learning.
The letter T.
Tita Turtle.
There's over 40 skills to master.
Great job.
Plus additional cartridges, so the learning never ends.
Good night.
Adios, amigos.
Casey the Kinderbot, only from Fisher Price.
Oh, the possibilities.
It doesn't matter if you run or where you hide.
I am the Hitman.
Hitman 2, available now.
Rated Mature.