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What's in your ice cream?
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That's right, tastes so good, buddy.
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Do you know watermelon starts with W?
You know there's ice in the Arctic.
With Casey the Kinderbot, kids discover the joy of learning.
The letter P.
Peeta Turtle.
There's over 40 skills to master.
Great job.
Plus additional cartridges so the learning never ends.
Goodbye.
Adios, amigos.
Casey the Kinderbot, only from Fisher-Price.
Oh, the possibilities.
This thing you've pulled off, it's amazing.
A Big and Tasty for just a dollar?
How do you do it? What's your secret?
Got a buck? You're in luck.
Because you can get a delicious beefy Big and Tasty
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Every day at McDonald's.
Warning. The following stunts were performed by professionals.
Do not attempt anything from this movie.
We want fun.
We want fun.
It's all new, including the stuff you can't see on TV.
Jackass, the movie.
Rated R in theaters everywhere, October 26.
Nature fanatic, Health Nut.
Grape nut eaters have been called many things.
Fortunately, they haven't heard a word of it.
The unique nutty crunch and delicious taste of grape nuts.
Live life your own way.
There's something in your store that's really shaking things up.
It's banquet homestyle bake.
Why? Because the original boxed dinners
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When you're six foot ten like I am,
it's hard to find things that fit.
So when I needed a new checking account,
I went to Sterling Savings Bank.
They didn't try to sum me something.
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Cheese. Some say it's the heart and soul of a perfect pizza.
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It costs us a little more. Us, not you.
But the taste is definitely worth it.
That's one reason why Papa John's is now the fastest growing pizza company in America.
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Every Friday is Crime Friday on USA Friday at 730.
It's a prison break at 30,000 feet in Nicholas Cage.
Con Air.
Then at 10, a murder in midair.
The season finale of the USA hit series Monk.
I think they killed him.
Followed by Law and Order, Criminal Intent at 11. Friday.
Con Air at 730. The season finale of Monk at 10.
Then Law and Order, Criminal Intent at 11. Crime Friday. Only on USA.
Next Wednesday.
I'm in charge of this class.
Don't talk in the library.
Tom Berenger heats up homeroom in The Substitute.
Then he's putting the pop back in Pop Quiz.
Treat Williams in The Substitute 2.
Never judge a book by its cover.
These are two teachers you don't want to mess with.
The Substitute, followed by The Substitute 2.
It all begins next Wednesday at 8 on USA.
Brought to you by Mitsubishi Motors.
Action Wednesday on USA is presented by Formula 51 in theaters October 18.
On the season finale of Monk.
I'm gonna stay here.
By yourself?
No, I'm gonna come with you.
On the plane?
Welcome aboard Monk's worst nightmare.
Oh.
A claustrophobic germ fest at 30,000 feet.
How long has it been since the plane was disinfected?
A long time.
The in-flight entertainment, murder.
Like I had a heart attack.
I don't think so.
Tony Shalhoub is Monk.
The Monk season finale, Friday at 10, only on USA.
I wonder if I sit down.
Oh, are you looking at my outfit?
I know, isn't it great?
You know what else I got?
Look, it's this.
I have two words for you.
Bar-gen-mack.
What does it say to you?
Fun, flirty, sexy.
You know what it said to me?
To buy me.
To die for?
You haven't heard, the Burlington Coat Factory has famous label women's wear for less than department store sale prices.
What do you think?
Chances are you will.
You're speechless?
Burlington Coat Factory.
It's more than great coats.
Oh, I think I got Shopper's elbow.
Can you hear that click?
New honey bunches of oats with strawberries.
We want everyone in America to try it.
You try new honey bunches of oats with strawberries.
We took the combination of honey-oak clusters and flakes and added slices of real strawberries.
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Mr. Stevens?
Yeah.
Got you down for over 130 channels, $39.99 a month.
Right.
Every channel's digital quality.
There's access to 31 premium movie channels, 60 pay-per-view movie titles a month.
Great.
So they can go on the back of the roof?
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah, good.
So go ahead and pull around back.
You work for the cable company, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why settle for cable?
Get a two-room DirecTV system with installation for under $50.
I thought that the skin under my arms was something that couldn't be changed.
Between the shaving.
Razor burn.
It's very embarrassing.
Because of Dove, I mean, I don't have to worry anymore.
Dove deodorant's one-quarter moisturizer gives back what shaving takes away, leaving your underarms smooth and silky.
It's that.
It doesn't matter if you run...
or where you hide.
I will hunt you.
I will find you.
I am the Hitman.
Hitman 2, available now.
Rated M for Mature.
I need to make a collect call.
My man, just be cool.
Now, why don't you have to call ADT for collect calls?
It's free for you and cheap for them.
Now, write that down.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
And it's free for them.
Now, write down the sentence, 1-800-C-A-L-L-A-T-T
What's this?
No!
Dear God!
They want every call.
Use 1-800-CALL-ATT for collect calls.
This is your appetite.
You're about to undergo a mind-altering experience.
I already used Market Fresh, Roast Beef and Swift.
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The Transporter is the number one action movie in America. A double-barrel blast.
Hot and heart-pounding. The Transporter. Ready. PG-13. Now playing.
On the season finale of Monk. Welcome aboard Monk's worst nightmare.
A claustrophobic germ fest at 30,000 feet.
How long has it been since the plane was disinfected?
The in-flight entertainment. Murder.
I feel like I had a heart attack.
I don't think so.
The Monk season finale. Friday at 10. Only on USA.
How many tears will have to fall before her cold pill helps her feel better?
Before she can feel like she's breathing again?
But what if there were no weight at all?
As fast as you can open the Vicks vapor rub, you can unlock the vapors and she'll begin to experience the feeling of freer breathing.
No pill, no syrup can do that for you. Vapor rub. The quick Vicks.
When babies take the rattle poo, rocks and rolls.
It's Magic Rattle Poo. Put baby in control and watch baby poop go.
This is fun.
When babies take the rattle. Magic Rattle Poo. Rocks and rolls.
Oh, hello, friend. Meet new Sing and Snore Poo.
Nap time. Please lay me down. Thank you.
Sing and Snore Poo loves to sing. Hush little bumblebee. Snore. And.
Look. He looks like daddy. No. Now he looks like daddy.
New Sing and Snore Poo.
I think our relationship needs a little color, a little intensity.
You want intense? You want color.
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Wow, great color. You did all this for me. No, I did it for me. And maybe a little for him.
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It's Long John Silver's boatload of seafood. Crunchy shrimp, battered dip shrimp, plus our famous battered dip fish and sides.
Our biggest variety platter ever, just $6.99. Our biggest combo, just $3.99.
So much great seafood for such a great price it turns any place into seafood country.
Hi, I'm Emmett. And I'm not. We may not look it. But we're a lot alike. We both like giving back to the community.
And we're both considered quite stylish. And we both believe that phone service should be simple.
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So you only pay for the calls you make. So, what do you think of the shirt?
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Smoking really can help you relax.
Just ask the 430,000 people who die every year of lung cancer, heart disease, stomach cancer, throat cancer, and mouth cancer.
They're about as relaxed as you can get.
A full evening of fun awaits you at King City Casino Nightclub and 24-Hour Restaurant.
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Then try some karaoke.
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Where we treat you like royalty.
It started when I was eight.
They have come for me. More than once.
That super secret spy.
Villaineers want to see what it crashed into.
These people call themselves contactees.
They claim that they were taken aboard a craft.
Taken.
Taken.
Steven Spielberg presents...
Taken. Premieres Monday, December 2nd.
Only on SyFy Channel.
Report.
Aye.
Move for your signal.
Every Friday is Crime Friday on USA.
Friday at 730, it's a prison break at 30,000 feet in Nicholas Cage.
Con Air, then at 10.
A murder in midair.
The season finale of the USA hit series Monk.
I think they killed him.
Followed by Law and Order, criminal intent at 11.
Friday, Con Air at 730.
The season finale of Monk at 10.
Then Law and Order, criminal intent at 11.
Crime Friday, only on USA.
All skin is not created equal.
It's more delicate around the eyes.
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Ah!
Shh, they're coming.
Oh, what a time for a cold.
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I need some Alka-Seltzer Plus.
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Show odor and wetness no mercy.
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Hey, go ahead.
You've always got time for a Reese's fast break.
Creamy Reese's peanut butter nougat.
Covered in milk chocolate.
Get lost in a Reese's fast break.
Warning, do not attempt any of what you are about to see.
On October 25th, it's all new, including the stuff you can't see on TV.
Jackass, the movie.
Rated R in theaters everywhere, October 25th.
This thing you've pulled off, it's amazing.
A big and tasty for just a dollar?
How do you do it? What's your secret?
Got a buck? You're in luck because you can get a delicious beefy big and tasty
or a McChicken sandwich for just a dollar every day at McDonald's.
When you have acid reflux disease, heartburn boils up again and again.
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Next Wednesday...
I'm in charge of this class.
Don't talk in the library.
Tom Beringer heats up homeroom in the substitute.
Then he's putting a pop back in pop quiz.
Treat Williams in the substitute, too.
Never judge a book by its cover.
These are two teachers you don't want to mess with.
The substitute followed by the substitute, too.
It all begins next Wednesday at 8 on USA, brought to you by Mitsubishi Motors.