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Hi.
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Walt Disney Pictures presents Baby Cinder.
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We're good.
And fun for the whole family.
Getting pretty attached.
He bit me.
Disney's The Pacifier.
Wady PG starts March 4th.
I am the mother of an eight-month-old, and the responsibility still terrifies me.
I want my children to have more than I had.
I have a Discover card, which gives me money back on everything I buy.
When I save up enough, I take my husband out on special dates.
I still get goosebumps when he kisses me on the neck.
This is our card, the Discover card.
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Every Sunday, our dream team does the impossible, but it doesn't stop there.
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Next Sunday on ABC, it's only what's hottest night.
First, the biggest actors in the world go head-to-head for the award everybody wants.
And the Oscar goes to...
Chris Rock hosts the Oscars live.
You won't believe the halftime show.
Then, if it's Oscar, it's time for Barbara.
Jamie Foxx, Will Ferrell, and Terri Hatcher answer the questions only she can ask.
Is it true that you haven't had sex in a long time?
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Jen and Andrew thought it was true love, but the love didn't last.
Now in a one-time event, Andrew Firestone is back with a confession no one saw coming.
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Tuesday, we're making a comedy fadder with 40-minute episodes of funny.
Where's this gonna come out?
What?
I'm gonna extra-large my wife and kids, a giant George Lopez, and a jumbo chimp.
Isn't that great?
I'll be back with Din Din.
Oh, you got something, Jen!
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What is that?
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I love women.
I'm kind of crazy about all women.
Is that my shirt?
They just grabbed something out of the closet.
Yeah, something frada.
I'm looking for the one I'm looking to fall in love.
Now all I can think about is your panic attack and your fungus.
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How do you make it work?
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I've felt they've found the one, you know, many times.
I guess they didn't feel the same way about me.
John Stamos is Jake in progress.
Premieres Thursday, March 17th, 8, 7 Central, only on ABC.
This is my new best friend, Mama Salvatore.
I brought her here from a small town in Italy where she's famous for her ciabatta bread,
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Please, can I see my passport?
Oh, she's my little treasure.
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I'm losing my mind.
Their world was falling apart.
You don't look that fat.
All those losers are gonna be scrap metal until two unlikely heroes.
Put your head between your legs.
Huh?
Took matters into their own hands.
Stick with me, kid.
Oh, dear.
On March 11.
Crush him.
What happened to your friend?
He's been rear-ended from the makers of Ice Age.
We're here to save you.
No!
How do you think it's going so far?
Robots.
Lady PG, you can bump with me.
We'll ignore the cost of March 11th only in theaters.
A new computer virus?
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New computer viruses?
They could be nice.
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Oprah Winfrey presents
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MGM presents
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Vince Vaughn,
Cedric the Entertainer,
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Harvey Keitel,
The Rock,
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Yeah, be cool.
Rated PG-13.
Starts March 4th.
["Rock and Roll Hall of Fame"]
What do the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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England's come down and straight to
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The sun comes up.
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You know, Volkswagen's are built for the Autobahn.
Oh yeah.
The jet is built to perform at higher speeds so it's solid.
Yeah.
Solid.
Really holds the road.
We might want a good...
Oh, next one's fine.
Yeah, so let's just...
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The survivors of Light 815 finally have a chance to get off the island.
I gotta get this back.
But something won't let them.
We're not the only people on this island and we all know...
At all new Lost, Wednesday, 8, 7c only on ABC.
Thursday, supermodel Naomi Campbell.
Her most revealing and startling interview ever.
From her addiction to her journey back from the edge of despair.
I don't want to be in that pain again. I don't want to be in that place.
A Diane Sawyer Primetime exclusive, Thursday.
How far would you go to help someone?
Would you go to the end of your driveway?
Would you cross the street?
Would you cross an ocean?
Would you go if you could use your knowledge to teach someone?
And in the process, maybe learn something yourself.
Life is calm.
How far will you go?
Peace Corps.
It's incredible. It's outrageous.
It's the President's Day sale at Kramer's Home Center going on now through the end of the month.
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Imagine a best-selling minivan. Now add a five-star safety rating and give it a longer powertrain warranty.
Back it with five years roadside assistance and price it right.
What would you have? The Kia Sedona.
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Excuse me, sir.
More than all right.
The analysis already.
Hey, Rudy, uh, this doesn't make any sense.
That didn't ring. You're not talking to me.
I apologize. I'll correct it myself.
It's just that I work with a bunch of monkeys.
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Medea's tools of survival.
Half of everything in this house, Blonde Hunt.
Beat up. I know type one dope. And I know whoop, y'all. And always shoot straight.
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Venus Divine. I didn't you feel if you were my shoes. I'm scared.
Of what? Failing? Being pitied?
We all appreciate what you did. Just don't try and sell us and how you're going to be holding your own around here.
Your reputation is on the line, Jim. So is mine.
Not wanting your anger to boil over when it starts to heat up?
It's like you got something to prove. I do.
I think we might be past talking. No, Christy, I'm not the same person from back then.
Well, maybe I am.
Afraid that all the people that think you can't do this, including your own wife, are right?
Is it just you who's going to be handling this? The whole squad will be involved.
But yes, this is my case.
I'm going to tell you something and you can write it down in your new report.
I grew up in Red Hook. I served in the infantry in the Gulf War.
And I worked anti-crime where we took more guns off the street than any five precincts combined.
I will make this work. Believe it.
Blind Justice premieres Tuesday, March 8th, only on ABC.
He's been known for many things.
You're cute. Great. Ungrateful son of a...
But settling down was never one of them.
You don't remember me, do you? Until now.
People do change.
Although I'm not proud of some of the choices I've made in the past...
Jakey! I've learned from them.
You remember Mandy and Taylor.
Well, I mean, I don't remember which is which, but yes, that whole superficial life, I've done with that.
I want to be like you guys. I want to get married. I want to have kids.
Say hi, Bobo. Hi, Bobo.
He eats his own poop.
When you do, you'll realize it's overrated.
On Thursday, March 17th, this ladies man...
We'd go to a restaurant and date models and actresses.
It's just a reflex.
...will try to become a one-woman man.
How do you make it work? Internet porn. Anti-depressants.
I'm glad my life is so funny to you.
John Stamos is Jake in Progress.
Premiers Thursday, March 17th, 8, 7 Central.
Only on ABC.
The budget and unpaid fines.
Thursday at 5 on Cap35.