We're here because we love you.
Talk to us.
You're making a darn fool out of yourself in that diet can.
Settle down, Pop.
I'm sorry, I just don't know how else to get through to you.
Sweetheart, you taste more like regular Dr. Pepper.
Not that we'd love you any less.
You did this.
Hey!
Hands up.
That's it.
I'm outta here.
Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular.
That's our story and we're sticking to it.
Don't worry, little one.
Daddy's got Tylenol for his headache.
Tylenol works on headache pain without the risk of stomach irritation.
So before you know it, Daddy's going to be right as rain.
AT&T double-O info.
How can I help you?
I need a phone number.
The mystery bookstore outside Chicago.
I don't have a clue which town.
Now you can get information even if you don't have all the information.
AT&T customers, dial zero zero.
You don't need the exact location.
Found it.
Great detective work.
Dial zero zero for any number anywhere.
We'll even connect you to your number for free.
Oh, oh, it's magic, you know.
Murphy, I want you to pick my wife up from the airport.
All right.
I'm coming.
I'm just picking her up from the airport.
Her name is Thelma.
I'm Thelma.
Really?
Really.
Camry's extra value package with CD player and six speakers and a power driver seat.
Thanks for the ride.
No problem, Mrs. Burns.
Who's Mrs. Burns?
Did we mention antilock brakes?
A 1999 Camry.
Now with special savings.
At least the road will be smooth.
Red flag!
Did somebody say McDonald's?
I am not an electrician.
I am not a decorator.
I am not a mover.
I'm a homebuyer.
And I could use some help.
Introducing a new time-saving service exclusively for Coldwell Banker customers.
Coldwell Banker Concierge is designed to help homebuyers and sellers take care of the details of moving.
I am not a landscaper.
I'm not a painter.
And I'm gonna be okay.
Call your local office and discover what real estate should be.
Big Finale Thursday begins with a Friends One Hour Season Finale in Vegas. And this...
You owe another heart eight.
And we get married here tonight.
It just got interesting!
And on the One Hour Frasier Finale, now that Daphne's engaged, Niles is free too.
And make a pool of himself with other women.
Plus the ER Season Finale, NBC Thursday.
Thursday, the season finale of ER.
A lost child is found, while another may be lost forever.
New discoveries beyond anything you could guess.
What? Work? What?
The ER Season Finale not to be missed. NBC Thursday.
Nicole's got one big decision. Marry the man she loves or marry a man for five million dollars. This week...
My wife is here.
...Days of Our Lives.
Tonight on News 23, NBC Live at 11.
Reports that ethnic Albanians are being used as human shields are growing more numerous by the day.
We'll have a report.
And tragedy is averted when four boys are arrested for planning to kill more teachers and students than in Littleton, Colorado.
Plus, we hear from Atomic Trains, Rob Lowe, all this and much more, tonight at 11.
News 23, NBC Live, local and up to the minute.
This vehicle is a lot like an all-weather coat.
I mean, you know, a tough one. It's ready for the elements, ready for any situation.
But there's a surprise. When you go to put this thing on, oh, that's actually, that's actually pretty smooth.
There's fur in here. This is comfortable.
That's the experience of looking at a Pathfinder and then getting into it.
You're in a whole different world inside, and it's one of comfort and luxury.
I am the changing face of real estate. I'm an ear. I'm a voice. I am a guarantee.
I am called a banker, and I will sell your home.
Call your local office and discover what real estate should be.
Really?
It's go time.
Hey.
That creepy mouse with the goggles is back in my apartment.
Really?
Can I hang here?
Absolutely.
For the great taste that won't fill you up and never let you down, make it a Bud Light.
I used to be a car racer.
Oh, wow.
First, the cold, minty shell chills you down.
Then the SubZero flavor puts your breath on ice for a long, long time.
Denteen Ice cools your breath twice.
The scars from falling off my bike.
Will I get a scar?
I hope not.
Treating scrapes with Neosporin helps prevent infection and now helps minimize the appearance of scars.
Use Neosporin every cut, every time.
Health experts say to drink eight glasses of water a day.
Yep, eight full glasses of water every day.
So make it great tasting filtered water right from your Whirlpool refrigerator.
And hey, it even reminds you when to change the filter.
Water like you'd expect from a bottle from Whirlpool.
Now that's a good thing.
Of course, you can't have too much of a good thing.
Whirlpool, a job well done.
Expect wonders from your skin care?
I do.
That's why I use new Turning Point Instant Facial.
It exfoliates, replenishes, even helps trace away little lines.
You see smooth skin, soft skin, positively glowing skin.
New Turning Point Instant Facial from L'Oreal.
And I'm worth it.
Somewhere in the universe, the ultimate evil stirs.
The three legendary heroes have come together and will lead the battle to save the galaxy from the menace of the Dark Side.
Right after lunch.
Play Defeat the Dark Side.
Get a game medallion and you could win one of millions of prizes instantly.
Even a Star Wars speeder.
Only at Taco Bell, KFC, and Pizza Hut.
Atomic Train will return in a moment on NBC.
A champion of the ring.
I love Jesse Ventura.
Who became a champion.
Jesse.
Of the people.
The next governor of the state of Minnesota.
An NBC motion picture event based on the true story.
Of a modern day hero.
We shocked the world.
The Jesse Ventura story, NBC next Sunday.
More than any other mattress tag, this seal is only found on mattress sets built locally at Lazy Mattress Factory.
It contains specific instructions for not getting ripped off.
Every mattress set is made using only the best components and nothing else.
Nobody can or does even come close to price or quality of what Lazy Mattress offers.
In fact, Lazy is the only company that includes the padding in its guarantee.
Choose inner spring, adjustable, 100% solid latex, any size, including RV, and custom, any firmness.
Queen set, start at $275.
Drop in, we'll show you what to look for in your next mattress set.
Lazy Mattress Company in Yakima and Richland.
From the law team of Delore Johnson.
Help when you need it the most.
On auto insurance.
Basic coverages, liability and collision.
Just protect your car and other people on the road.
Not you.
Personal injury protection or PIP.
And underinsured coverages are what protects you and your passengers.
The law team of Delore Johnson remind you.
Insurance decisions you make can affect the rest of your life.
Always protect you and yours with PIP and underinsured motorist coverages.
The law team of Delore Johnson.
Take your car or truck to Tire Sales and Service and experience the TSS difference.
When you need car care service, call Tire Sales and Service.
At News 23, we know some of you want the big picture.
A quick look at the major events of the day.
And that's what News 23 First at 5 is all about.
The top local, regional and national stories.
Plus helpful information you can use every day.
We also know that some of you want the local picture.
Local news, local issues with local impact.
And that's what News 23 Live at 6 is all about.
Big picture, First at 5.
Local picture, Live at 6.
The pictures you want, picture perfect.
On News 23 NBC.
Your Millennial Mark station, KNDO Yakima.
For those smokers who are ready to quit, Nicorette introduces a breath of fresh air.
Nicorette helps you control your cravings so you can break free from smoking.
And now you can choose your flavor.
Now isn't that a breath of fresh air?
Nicorette helps you fight your cravings, your habits, your way.
You can do it.
Nicorette can help.
Introducing Wendy's Cheddar Lovers Bacon Cheeseburger.
It's three strips of bacon, sauteed onions, two slices of cheddar, and cheddar cheese sauce.
Come in and try one today.
Cheese.
I've never seen anything like Pergo.
It's a great concept in flooring.
It's very beautiful because it does look like the natural wood.
It's very simple to install.
You can have it done in basically a weekend.
It has a triple warranty against fading, stain, and wear.
Pergo is made to float over an existing floor.
You can even put Pergo over tile.
It's that versatile.
It's beautiful as well as practical, and it's at a great price.
Very excited to have Pergo in my department and with Home Depot.
You'll find Pergo at the guaranteed low price every day at the Home Depot.
Pitchers want to be hitters?
That's not American.
Why would pitchers want to hit?
Everybody wants to be a hitter.
50% of pitching is hitting anyway.
What can I say?
Hello, ERA.
This is not sexy.
Pitchers want to be hitters, huh?
Another shameless attempt by Nike to sell more sneakers.
I don't want to say anything because they're still pitchers.
How dare you, sir?
The impudence.
I have known diet drinks, and you, sir, are no diet.
Yes, sir.
Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
I'm sitting across from a person who's getting ready to write a large sum of money for an automobile,
and I've purchased vehicles before, and I know exactly what they're going through.
It can be nerve-racking.
The no hassle, no haggle price allows Saturn to be so much at ease with the customer
and allows us to treat everyone so fair.
It really doesn't matter whether you do a short-term lease, a long-term lease,
short-term financing, long-term financing, or cash.
Once you're in the Saturn family, you're in the Saturn family.
I am going to see this person again.
You see them at the supermarket, and you see them at the restaurant,
so we want to make sure they are completely comfortable with the entire process.
NBC Saturday.
The pretender's chilling, homecoming.
What'd you find?
The father, but the sender's up to something twisted.
Something they called Project Gemini.
They're stirring the genetic stew, Sidney.
As the pretender meets his clone.
What kind of nightmare is this?
No!
The Shocking Two-Hour Pretender Season Finale, NBC Saturday, 9, 8 Central.
So, Eddie, take a load off.
Come on, Eddie, pull up a chair.
Come on, Eddie, relax.
Eddie, sit.
There.
You parents may consider this a lesson in talking to your children.
Be clear, be direct, be firm.
Don't be afraid to be the parent.
Here, watch this.
Eddie, go get my slippers.
Okay, Eddie, no TV.
Sometimes a little discipline doesn't hurt either.