Can you guarantee my safety?
Do you have the item?
Don't we grow up.
What's wrong with that thing?
Five seconds.
Oh my gosh.
Marty!
They've almost got us.
From the director of Field of Dreams, Sneakers.
Rated PG-13.
Start September 9th in select areas.
I don't know.
They're not for me.
But I keep seeing this new one.
It looks outrageous if you're interested in those things.
But like I said, I'm not.
But it's as comfortable as a car.
It even drives like one.
In the room, that's what really changed my mind.
And the way it looks.
The way it feels.
And all the way it drives.
The 1992 Toyota Previa.
Like I said, for our family, it's perfect.
Jimmy, you sure you told everyone about the pot like being your mom?
Hi!
And stovetop stuffing.
Thanks.
Voila!
Chicken and stovetop stuffing.
Chicken and stovetop stuffing.
Chicken and stovetop stuffing.
We knew you loved all the herbs and spices.
Celery and onions.
Jimmy told us.
Jimmy told us.
Jimmy.
You can never get enough stovetop stuffing.
And to make as little or as much as you want, try stovetop in the canister.
Introducing Viennese Chocolate Cafe.
From General Foods International Coffees.
Rich, creamy tasting coffee with a touch of luscious chocolate.
So magical, it could inspire a waltz.
WALTZ!
CBS is proud to present Middle Ages.
The new show Entertainment Weekly calls completely charming.
Marriage makes you an adult, doesn't it, Walter?
Definitely.
TV Guide gives it a standing ovation and rates it a 10.
Welcome to Middle Ages, a special two-hour premiere Thursday.
Since its introduction, umpteen commercials ago, the Lexus LS400 has been hailed by car
magazines, waved over by critics, and praised by owners in survey after survey.
Which just goes to show that some of the most powerful advertising is the kind you don't
have to pay for.
How does the almond get into Hershey's Kisses with almonds?
Little Hershey's Kisses with almonds.
Big chocolate taste.
Alice, show them the one from New York.
Oh, no, the sophisticated one.
When you buy a delicious flame-broiled whopper, medium fries, and a medium Coke classic at
Burger King, we'll give you this unique Coca-Cola glass absolutely free.
As one woman...
Kissing? Or heavy petting?
...toes the line on a dangerous romance...
Don't sleep here tonight.
The hit series continues at 2000 Malibu Road Wednesday.
Guess where I'm gonna be?
Friday night on CBS.
Check us out.
Look who we've got learned of, your favorite star, the sign, the Friday Ha Ha Ha.
That's where I'll be.
The woman in Boba Green is an unstoppable laughing stream.
Friday Ha Ha Ha.
Designing women and Bob Newhart are making Fridays funny on CBS.
This is CBS.
Quarter Days at your Hawaii McDonald's is fantastic, incredible, super tasty.
Get any dessert for just a quarter.
25 cents, two bits, five nickels, with the purchase of any extra value meal.
Or get a hash brown for just 25 cents, with the purchase of any breakfast extra value meal.
Hawaii's number one meal deal just got better.
We're talking quarter days.
We're talking more for your money.
We're singing.
What you want is what you get at your Hawaii McDonald's.
Keith Kanashiro prosecuted the MTL case for one simple reason.
His determination to attack corruption wherever he finds it, no matter who is involved.
In fact, seven were indicted, seven found guilty, and it resulted in a savings to the city of $379,000 per year.
Keith Kanashiro believes there are no gray areas when it comes to corruption.
If you find it, attack it, and eradicate it.
That's why we should re-elect Keith Kanashiro.
It just makes sense.
This is the key that gets me the best videos in Hawaii.
And this is the key that could win a 1993 Saturn.
Come to Blockbuster Video to pick up your Saturn bonus card today.
Then, every time you rent a movie, we'll punch it.
After just six punches, you get the next rental free.
Then, enter to win as often as you want.
Because the more movies you rent, the more chances you have to win a fabulous 1993 Saturn from Saturn of Honolulu.
Two hot cards to get your hands on, only at Blockbuster Video.
We're gonna stop the car!
Hey, Ray.
I'm a little short.
Not so fast, Don Ryan.
These have always brought me luck.
How bad?
White Diamonds, the intriguing fragrance from Elizabeth Taylor.
Now, your gift with any Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds purchase of $35 or more at Liberty House.
I'm always running.
Running here, running there.
Running late.
Late is a fact of life.
Why would I want to bank on Saturday?
What do they mean by regular banking hours anyway?
The only time I can go to the bank, I don't have time to go to the bank.
Is anybody listening?
Is anybody listening?
Is anybody listening?
At American Savings Bank, we're not just 8-3.
Well, I do watch my figure.
She's a beautiful girl.
But fat-free cereal.
Fat-free cereal?
I'd rather eat regular cereal and just dance more.
She's a beautiful dancer.
Now this, crispy, simple, wonderful, probably loaded with fat.
Kellogg's Corn Flakes have always been fat-free.
Fat-free? Kellogg's Corn Flakes?
You're not telling me the truth.
Is he bothering you?
Taste them again for the first time.
What is it about her?
Was it a strange celestial event?
A secret of the ages?
Or animal madness?
Isn't the giver such bewitching eyes?
Get over it.
It's Bride Shadow.
Maybelline.
Something good.
It mystifies.
Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's namely.
It has four independent motors.
An intricate steel frame.
Even an electronically regulated temperature control system.
And that's just the driver's seat.
The Lexus ES300 Luxury Sedan.
That afternoon they graduated.
That night they vanished without a trace.
Have you seen them?
An all-new 48 hours Wednesday.
Sophie is shrewd.
Franny is clever.
Sophie can throw a table together in minutes.
Franny can stir up a stew in seconds.
Sophie can lift a 20-pound turkey.
Franny can go the distance with a scouring sponge.
Two great women, one night of comedy.
But who will make you laugh harder?
To be settled Sunday, September 13th, following 60 minutes.
Welcome to Middle Ages.
Middle Ages premieres Thursday on CBS.