J.T. skipping out on a family gathering.
That's what he wants to do for the holidays? That's fine.
And Frank's acting like he doesn't care.
Ungrateful little brat.
Major tooth swing, dude.
Now he's miserable.
This is sadder than when they shot Old Yellow.
And so's J.T.
I'm with a bunch of guys who are sucking down frozen dinners and watching scrabble porno movies.
Can Cody crack this family deadlock?
He's stubborn and pigheaded.
Oink, oink.
On the next Step by Step.
Tonight at 5 on Oregon's 12.
When Boy Meets World.
On a dangerous scale, where would you put me?
Slightly less dangerous than lime jello.
Cory's desperate to change his image.
You gotta do something... stupid.
How far will he go?
Hello.
With his death-defying dance with danger.
You're out of your mind.
Dangerously out of my mind.
Let's light this candle.
Hang on for Boy Meets World.
Tonight at 5 30 on Oregon's 12.
It's City Liquidator Summer Clearance Sale.
Where everything's on sale.
That's right.
Inflatable furniture, $27.90.
Contemporary sofa, $3.99.
Four-piece wicker sets, $1.29.
Sofa sleepers, $5.88.
Leather loveseats, $3.99.
Park benches, $39.90.
Nine-piece timberline dining, $9.88.
Butterfly chairs, $19.90.
Bands, $24.90.
Beijing armoires, $4.99.
Number.
If you don't come see us today, come see us tomorrow.
There's a tiger in my book and a lion in my book.
There's a sneaky alligator I can spy on in my book.
There's adventure in my book, snow-eating in my book.
Turn the pages, see the pictures, read the writing in my book.
Yes, sometimes all I need is a book to read.
Use your library.
Our Moonlight Theatre presentation will continue after these messages on Oregon's 12.
In America, you are not required to offer food to the hungry or shelter to the homeless.
There is no ordinance forcing you to visit the lonely or comfort the infirm.
In fact, nowhere in the Constitution does it say you have to provide anything for anybody.
Thank you for all you've given.
Imagine what more could do.
On the next Grace, who's gonna watch the kids?
I'm here about the babysitting job.
Have you ever watched kids before?
Only from my car.
It's a search for a sinner.
Just a little misunderstanding about a Jehovah's Witness and a screwdriver.
Am I allowed to punish them?
Grace has only one choice.
If Mr. Norton falls asleep on the couch, you can't drop things into his mouth.
But Colonel Russell make it through the night?
I'd rather be a lost piñata in a Mexican prison.
Grace, look at fire!
United 6 on Oregon's 12.
Roseanne's kids have gone to the dogs.
I'll take care of them.
That's what you said about the frog and the turtle and the goldfish and the little mouse and they're all in heaven now, aren't they honey?
This one's too big to flush.
And Dan's barking up the wrong tree.
It's not true, it's the way you used to kick your leg when I scratched your tummy.
On the next Roseanne.
Now look what he's using as his chew toy.
Well, I hope he brought you dinner first.
Tonight at 6.30 on Oregon's 12.
Next Seinfeld, there's a nut loose behind the wheel.
Why'd you take your car?
Ah, the steering wheel fell off.
I don't know where it is.
Jerry's car is used and abused.
Idiot!
You put your groceries under the hood of my car?
The AAA guy said I was this close to sucking a muffin down the car.
And an obsessed mechanic drives Jerry crazy.
When was the last time you even checked the washer fluid?
But the washer fluid is fine.
The washer fluid is not fine.
Tonight at 7 on Oregon's 12.
It's City Liquidator's summer clearance sale.
We're everything on sale.
That's right.
Metal bunk beds, $159.
Englander mattresses, $97.
Nine-piece timberline dining, $9.88.
Leather love seats, $3.99.
Park benches, $39.90.
Leather sofa, $10.88.
Contemporary sofa, $2.99.
Five-piece universal dining room, $6.88.
End table, $39.
Porch swings, $99.
Oriental armoise, $4.99.
Remember, if you don't come see us today, come see us tomorrow.
An angry man takes to the street again
to take it back from pushers and gangs
and make it safe for his four-year-old.
Whose side are you on?
An after-school program that develops children's artistic skills
is about to lose its funding.
The alternative?
A spray can.
Whose side are you on?
A mother works two jobs so she can raise her kids in a decent neighborhood.
Now she must face the new guy on the block.
The one dealing drugs.
Whose side are you on?
A battle is raging.
Parents all across America are struggling to protect their children.
Call us.
We know hundreds of ways you can take their side and help.
We're fighting for the children.
Whose side are you on?
Tune in for the latest news, traffic, and weather reports with Kathy Smith
on Oregon's News 12 at 6, weekday mornings on Oregon's 12.
We all want it.
We all want to fit in.
To feel like we belong.
We want to be a part of the big picture.
It's human nature.
And it's the same, it's exactly the same, for the athletes of Special Olympics.
It's their dream, in fact.
Not just to hit the farthest.
Or run the fastest.
Not just to win.
But to belong.
And because of the training Special Olympics gives them,
because of the confidence it instills,
they do belong.
On the field,
and in life,
they belong.
It's special Olympics.
It's training for life.
Far-sighted Jamie needs some glasses.
My whole life I've had perfect eyes.
You still do, they just don't work quite as well.
Why?
Because she's getting older.
Really? Where's your hair?
Oh.
You want to go there?
No, I don't. I'm sorry.
Can she get used to her new specs?
Right, how do I look?
Stunning.
Really?
Yes.
How about from the side?
Who's going to walk into a room like this?
We'll be right back with more of the next Mad About You.
She was born.
And I was born.
She was born.
They come, they eat, they leave.
They tell you how things are supposed to work.
The sun grows the food,
the ants pick the food,
the grasshoppers eat the food.
It's a bug-eat-bug world out there.
Someone could get hurt.
We could send someone to get help.
Ludicrous.
There's snakes and bigger bugs out there.
Exactly.
We can find bigger bugs to come here and fight.
Now why didn't I think of that?
Oh, because it's suicide.
From the creators of Toy Story,
The cavalry has arrived.
comes an epic of miniature proportions.
Ta-da.
Hey, cutie, want to pollinate with a real bug?
So, being a lady bug automatically makes me a girl.
Is that it, flyboy?
Cripes, she's a guy.
You think this is a game?
Hey, go, go, go.
A Pixar animation studio spiel.
Oh, my dicker.
We are gonna knock them dead.
A bug's life.
The crayon box that talked.
While walking in a toy store the day before today,
I overheard a crayon box with many things to say.
I don't like red, said Yellow,
and green said, nor do I.
And no one here likes orange, but no one knows just why.
We are a box of crayons that doesn't get along.
Said Blue to all the others.
Hmm, something here is wrong.
Well, I bought that box of crayons and took it home with me
and laid out all the colors so the crayons could all see.
They watched me as I colored with red and blue and green
and black and white and orange and every color in between.
They watched as green became the grass and blue became the sky.
The yellow sun was shining bright on white clouds drifting by.
Colors changing as they touch, becoming something new.
They watched me as I colored.
They watched till I was through.
And when I finally finished, I began to walk away.
And as I did, the crayon box had something more to say.
I do like red, said Yellow,
and green said, so do I.
And Blue, you are terrific so high up in the sky.
We are a box of crayons.
Each one of us unique.
But when we get together, the picture is complete.
When in the springtime of the year,
when the trees are crowned with leaves,
in the ushered oak and the birch and yule,
and dried and riven as fear,
when I was called the breathless moon
in the blue veil of the night,
the shadows of the tree,
it's the lantern light.
We've been running all the night
and sometime I'll be so late.
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