Discover Card. It pays to discover.
Accept it wherever you see the Novus sign.
By Smuckers. With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.
And by Office Depot.
Business is crazy, but Office Depot makes sense.
I want... boom!
Why do you want to look at my Discover Card statement?
It's mine!
I live in New York City.
Of course, I love this theater.
Bring in the noise!
You know, it's my favorite show. I go there as often as I can, trying to steal another step.
My kids want me to be more risky.
Coming to get some of this stuff is... you know, it's risky.
I want a cash back bonus.
How many credit cards make a statement like that?
It pays to discover.
Accept it wherever you see the Novus sign.
Dilbert for Office Depot.
Just as I thought, my cubicle is two inches smaller today than yesterday.
We installed real-time status adjusters. Sensors monitor your work and adjust the cubicle size according to your value.
It's amazing how fast you get used to it.
Here's a business idea that actually makes sense.
Free delivery from Office Depot on any order over $50.
Everything you need, delivered right to your door.
Office Depot delivers. Business is crazy, but Office Depot makes sense.
Tim, can all kids ask what your dad does?
Nobody ever asked me.
Richard, when your last name is Smucker, you live in Orville. Everybody knows what your dad does.
These two Smuckers grew to make the jam their great-grandfather made the same delicious way.
Everybody knows who told them.
Smucker, celebrating a hundred years of family-made goodness.
With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good.
It has to be good.
Trust. We are not born with an instinct to trust.
Trust must be earned. Trust must be proven.
We earn it with integrity. We prove it with sound advice.
Trust is the ultimate measure of our success.
And at Dean Witter, we measure success one investor at a time.
Tim, which one of these is our family tree?
Family tree's not real, Richard.
I want to climb it.
These two boys grew to be the fourth generation of Smuckers making delicious jam,
carrying on the tradition of all who went before them.
Grandpa says I'm near the bottom of the family tree.
How come?
In case you fall, Richard.
Smucker, celebrating a hundred years of family-made goodness.
With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good.
Hair with this much curl, this much body, and this much softness is now even easier to manage.
The perm sale at JCPenney's styling salons.
I asked my doctor about those new prescription diet pills.
He said they're only for people who are seriously overweight, not for me.
But I wanted to lose weight, so I talked to my pharmacist.
He recommended Dexatrim. I lost 12 pounds, and I wasn't hungry.
Dexatrim. Just one time-released capit works all day to help you eat less and lose weight.
The Dexatrim plan was easy.
I lost 12 pounds, and I feel great.
Lose weight with Dexatrim. Recommended number one by pharmacists.
Just because other cleaners are blue like Windex doesn't mean they can clean glass like Windex.
Windex with Ammonia D leaves a beautiful streak-free shine.
Just about anyone can appreciate.
Windex. Best on glass.
This is it.
Hi, Mike. What can I do for you?
This is my life.
The moment of truth.
I know just what you're looking for.
Don't worry.
When all those hard-fought ideas are entrusted to someone else.
Is that all right?
For 200,000 businesses a day, the choice is clear.
What do you think?
They know with this dedication, this color technology, their work is in the right hands.
Kinko's. The new way to office.
The Broncos. The Steelers. Their last meeting was electrified.
Sturrt drops back. Throws for ThinkPan. He's got the triple. A hat-trick for Yancy ThinkPan.
Now their big rematch with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line.
Elway, Stewart. The AFC Championship Sunday at noon Eastern on NBC.
The story of my life.
Tonight, a two-hour Pretender special.
Framed for murder, a father does the unthinkable.
Somebody call an ambulance.
Only by finding the real killer.
I think your father is innocent.
Why don't I die?
Can Jared reunite a family?
Nothing's more important than a family.
A special two-hour Pretender, 8, 7 Central, NBC tonight.
Because you believed in me, I can believe in you.
I can believe in me.
Because you pushed me to be better.
I learned to push myself.
Push myself.
Because you showed me respect.
I respect others.
I respect myself.
To everyone who helped the young men and women of the United States Air Force
discover that the greatest force of all is inside of themselves,
we thank you.
And more importantly, thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
They thank you.
Big news from TCI.
It's real big.
Cable install for just $4.95.
It's a post-holiday, pre-February.
Middle of the fiscal year sale.
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A fire sale without a fire.
A white sale only better.
Because cable comes in all colors.
Cable install for $4.95.
It's a huge, factory-authorized, red-lined, blue-dot, yellow-tag, big-topped end sale.
$4.95 installation? Call now.
A cable extravaganza.
Did I mention it's a sale?
Call and ask for special deals on HBO and Showtime 2.
Papa Murphy's Steak and Bake Pizza introduces its new gourmet chicken-garlic combo.
We start with creamy garlic sauce on our crust made fresh daily.
Nearly a pound of three cheeses, green onions, Roma tomatoes, and a half-pound of grilled chicken.
Top it off.
It weighs over three pounds.
And for a limited time, it's just $8.99.
Papa Murphy's new chicken-garlic combo.
All the gourmet taste without the gourmet price.
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You can get it at any of the stores that you want to buy.
It pays to discover.
To apply, call 1-800-IT-PA
Accepted, where you see the Novus sign.
This is new L'Oreal Color Endure Stay On Makeup.
It stays on you.
And only you.
But the real surprise?
That it feels so light, so comfortable.
It blends so easily, then sets to stay the day.
New L'Oreal Color Endure. A light, silky stay on makeup.
Is a wonderful, coefficient
This is what it all goes down in again.
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Bake Good Using will start on January 20.
New improved Campbell's Healthy Request. Healthy soups never tasted so good.
No matter how old your furniture may be, keep it looking young with Pledge™ with cleansing conditioners.
For beautiful wood you won't get with regular dusting.
Pledge™ for beautiful wood every time you dust.
The look of love is in your eyes. The look, your heart...
Who could keep their mind off the new little chocolate cookies from Snack Whales with luscious peanut butter or chocolate chips?
Snack Whales... Passion, desire, devotion... Nah, it goes way beyond that.
The Broncos, the Steelers, their last meeting was electrified.
Stewart drops back, throws for Thigpen, he's got the triple, a half-trick for Yancy Thigpen.
Now their big rematch with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line. Elway, Stewart, the AFC Championship Sunday at noon Eastern on NBC.
Dilbert for Office Depot.
And if I pile enough binders on my chair, I'll have a window view.
I've gotta try that.
Wow, I've never seen so much interest in our business plan.
Can I have two?
Get back to business, as crazy as it is.
Get organized at Office Depot and get everything you need to run your business.
All in one convenient, easy-to-shop store.
Plus free delivery on any order over $50.
Business is crazy, but Office Depot makes sense.
Now your kitchen can be as fresh as a country garden.
Your bathroom as fresh as a tropical rainforest.
And your living room as fresh as a natural spring.
Glade Plug-in's Extra Outlet Air Freshener has the extra outlet built right in.
Plug into freshness without flocking your outlets.
Plug-in's Extra Outlet, fresh from Glade, S.E. Johnson Wax.
Plug it in, plug it in.
Share a bathroom and who knows what else you share.
Germs from Dad's athlete's foot fungus.
The rotavirus that caused little Dina's dioken.
Whoa! Good reasons for Lysol bathroom cleaners.
With the power to disinfect and take on tough cleaning jobs, not all cleaners do both.
Lysol bathroom cleaners kill germs.
Unless you'd rather share them.
So to have our word on it, you can't call it clean.
Jack is my partner, and he's my friend.
They expect us to be in shape.
We work on it all the time.
This is the part he likes best.
He gets the new Alpo with lamb meal, rice, and barley.
The vet says rice is easy to digest, so he really gets the nutrition.
And barley's good for all of his muscles.
I need Jack. We depend on each other.
New lamb meal, rice, and barley.
Because a great dog deserves Alpo.
There's something on my Discover Card statement that's a surprise.
It's seafoam green. It looks like something from the 50s.
It looks vintage. My husband will absolutely freak out when he sees it.
He's going to be so excited.
I like makeup because I never wore very much before I started singing professionally.
My favorite color is a color called faux, as in fake.
How many credit cards make a statement like that?
The more you spend, the more money you get.
You can't lose. It pays to discover.
Accept it where you see the Nova sign.
My husband missed her meetings.
Most nights, a maybe for dinner.
But on Ortega night, a definite yes.
Nobody wants to miss a great Mexican meal with Ortega's authentic salsas.
He's penciled in for seconds.
Ortega, it's the family recipe.
I didn't have time to eat right. I was constantly on the go.
All I was doing was grabbing junk food.
I tried all these diets. None of them worked for me.
Before I knew it, I put on weight.
I have lost 22 pounds on the SlimFast plan.
This has been the easiest plan I've ever been on.
One shake a day, just shake and go.
It tastes great. It gave me the energy I needed.
With 23 vitamins and minerals, protein, calcium, fiber, all the balanced nutrition like a healthy meal.
SlimFast takes care of my body.
SlimFast, balanced nutrition for a healthy life.
I couldn't be happier.
The Kinko 69 cent color copy sale starts January 12th.
Need color copies? Go to Kinko's. If you want one or a thousand, they're all on sale.
And at this price, just think what you could do.
The 69 cent color copy sale starts January 12th. One week only, Kinko's.
I was stranded. Stranded. I wanted a pad.
Jamie only had tampons.
Playtex Gentle Glide.
I'm thinking, right, like this is going to be comfortable.
And Jamie says, and those bulky pads are?
Playtex protection is really comfortable.
Its unique design adjusts to custom fit your body.
I couldn't even feel them.
No more pads for me.
Playtex Gentle Glide tampons, day or night.
So comfortable you can't even feel them.
Or try Playtex SlimFit, the slim tampon that's big on protection and on comfort.
For nearly three and a half decades on NBC, the legendary Bob Hope has played host to the greatest names in golf, stage, screen, sports, and the halls of power.
Next weekend, don't miss a very special Bob Hope Chrysler Classic.
Coverage begins next Saturday at 3 Eastern.
Thanks for the memories, Bob.
From all of us at NBC.
Monday, Susan's all new.
And Vicki's man pops the big question.
Will she marry him and leave for good?
He asked me to move to Israel for a year.
With him or does he just want you to go away?
Then Jenny McCarthy's a People's Choice nominee for Best New Actress.
What have you got to say about that?
You girls decide.
All new NBC Monday.
Monkey, monkey, come down from your tree.
Oh, look, it's Mr. Motivation.
Mr. I'm too busy to play fetch.
Sure, blow smoke in my face, treat me like a cat.
You're probably too stoned to know that I'm your dog anyway.
Man, you're so pathetic, lying around all day, smoking pot, watching these stupid reruns.
Loser!
Hey, at least I got off my butt earlier and chased a stinking cat.
Oh, that's better.
Third Rock Wednesday is must-see comedy in January.
Now, you too can be an alien in a foreign land with NBC's Rock Around the World sweepstakes.
Win a trip for two anywhere in the world.
British Airways flies a one-of-25 ultra-launched CD.
And don't miss a special one-hour Third Rock after the big game January 25th.
Here's all you do.
Win an intimate expression, Uniglobe Embassy Travel, Double Three Hotel, Color Tile and Carpet off the record,
Northwest Fine, Yakima Mall, and Sub Shops in Yakima.
Must be 18 to play, no purchase necessary.
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