Not every woman is a size 8.
That's why Legs makes a pantyhose that fits you perfectly.
Just my size.
She's so fine.
Watch her shine.
That girl is alright.
She's got legs.
Some of the most beautiful legs in the world are just my size.
There's someone exciting inside you.
And her eyes are a different color.
DuraSoft Color's contact lenses can change your eye color to hers.
Make your eye color a DuraSoft Color.
Can one light mayonnaise taste that much better?
A nationwide taste test proves the best tasting light is best foods light.
Naturally at once, it's best foods.
Best foods like mayonnaise, with half the calories, bring out the best.
The Game Monopoly is back at McDonald's.
And oh golly, hoo hoo, this is the year to play.
People all over will win instantly from over $50 million worth of cash and prizes.
More than ever before.
Win shopping sprees, vacations, a Coca-Cola.
Oh, tasty.
Or maybe one of 500 all new Oldsmobile Tyler Supreme.
So do not pass go, go directly to McDonald's.
Play Monopoly.
Have you ever felt like everyone is out to get you?
We can nail him.
I think we can get her to divorce Richard.
I love you but the games are finished.
Richard is going to prison.
But you can usually find something to cheer you up.
If that key is going to bring down Angela Channing, I want to be around to mop up.
It doesn't surprise me.
Falcon Crest tonight.
She came between the two men who loved her.
Only one of them could survive.
Laura Johnston, Gregory Harrison and Bruce Fox-Lightner.
Red River Sunday.
Kids' Day is April 23rd.
The city is open for you.
So come on and have some fun.
To find out more, call 236-3154.
Kids' Day!
Yesterday, Liz Garland bicycled 20 miles.
Today, she'll pay for it.
Boy, what did I do?
That's why her next move is to Metaprint.
Metaprint contains the same medicine as Motrin.
And nothing's proven faster for relief of body aches, muscle pain or any kind of pain.
It's also gentler to your stomach than aspirin.
Metaprint works fast when you haven't got time for the pain.
Mr. Hill, this wide deodorant is giving me no protection against wetness.
You need new extra-wide arid protection.
Arid's powerful anti-wetness ingredient fights odor and the wetness ordinary wide deodorant sticks can't.
Gets you extra-wide arid solid.
A dog who's a big eater may end up with a big problem, extra pounds.
But now there's new AlpoLite with real meat, 100% adult nutrition and 25% less calories.
New AlpoLite, the healthy way to satisfy a healthy appetite.
What'll it be?
Nuttin' honey.
Just out by to see me, huh, sugar?
How long's nuttin' honey crunch?
It tastes good.
It's nuttin' honey.
Well, still good.
How long's nuttin' honey crunch?
Delicious cereal, Jensen, what is it?
Nuttin' honey.
You love the honey, you love the nuts.
When you've got the taste of nuts and honey all wrapped up in a hearty crunch, what more can you say?
Hey, Cookie, what's for breakfast?
Nuttin' honey.
How long's nuttin' honey crunch?
Beauty and the Beast will be continued.
Monday at 8, 7 Central and Mountain, join Chevy Chase in National Lampoon's European Vacation.
Of all the kinds of romance, some are new, some old.
And then there's Murphy's kind.
Sally Field, James Garner, Murphy's Romance, Tuesday.
This is CBS.
You know, there's a better place to buy home improvement products.
It's the new Ernst.
We're right in your neighborhood.
That's better.
We've made it easy to find what you're looking for with new in-store signage.
That's better.
And we've got the better brands on sale, like this.
Lilly Miller's 20-pound bag of ultra-green lawn food is only $5.99.
And from Lawn Flight, their 5-horsepower, self-propelled rear-bag mower is just $279.
Ernst, America's home center of the year.
A new Ernst is better.
Safeway's premium quality photo finishing is now on sale at half price.
Get basic, super, or double image processing and pay only half what you normally would.
It's time for spring cleaning, and here are some money savers for you.
Windex spray is on sale at $1.49 a bottle.
O-Cedar brooms, sponge, and dust mops are special at just $5.99 each.
And a great low price on Formula 409 cleaner.
The 22-ounce bottle is also just $1.49.
Spring cleaning begins with honest deals from Safeway.
Drug raids that kill tonight at 11.
Everyone's talking about J.C. Penney's million-dollar jewelry sale.
One day only, we're putting on the reds with 50% off pearls, 30% to 40% off all diamond jewelry,
50% off all 14-karat gold, 25% off better watches and all stone rings.
J.C. Penney's million-dollar jewelry sale.
One day only, Saturday, April 9th.
It'll be the talk of the town.
Smaller than ever, J.C. Penney.
Flight 124, fly runway heading to 3,000, right turn to 270.
All clear for takeoff.
Presenting DuPont-certified Stainmaster carpet.
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that's unsurpassed by any other carpet you can buy today.
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And a man starts your engine.
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In the great tradition of Disney adventure classics comes an incredible new saga of courage and sacrifice.
A man and a stallion.
In a story you'll never forget.
Return to Snowy River Part 2.
Rated PG.
Starts Friday, April 15th at a theater near you.
The Contenders.
The Fried Big Mac.
The Flame-Broiled Burger King Whopper.
The winner.
The Whopper.
The reason?
Taste.
We do it like you do it when we do it like we do it at Burger King.
Headaches.
Backaches.
Muscle aches and pains.
Millions of you experience this kind of everyday pain.
And you should know that the pain reliever that's unbeaten for ailments like these is Tylenol.
But it wouldn't make any sense to relieve your pain and then irritate your stomach.
That's why you should choose a pain reliever that won't cause the stomach irritation possible with aspirin.
Or even ibuprofen.
That's why your choice should be Tylenol.
It's tough on pain, easy on your stomach.
Everyone's talking about J.C. Penney's million dollar jewelry sale.
One day only we're putting on the reds with 50% off pearls.
30 to 40% off all diamond jewelry.
50% off all 14 karat gold.
25% off better watches and all stone rings.
J.C. Penney's million dollar jewelry sale.
One day only, Saturday, April 9th.
It'll be the talk of the town.
Smaller than ever, J.C. Penney.
Not every woman is a size 8.
That's why Legs makes a pantyhose that fits you perfectly.
Just my size.
That girl is alright.
She's got legs.
What a woman.
Whatever the day brings, she's confident.
FDS woman.
She's confident, fresh, and nice to be near.
FDS woman, so very confident.
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The game monopoly is back at McDonald's.
Bigger and better than ever.
This year there's over 50 million dollars in prizes.
Hey, a Coca-Cola, a McDLT.
Win instantly or collect the right game pieces and win loads of cash.
Or maybe a new house.
The house.
Or hundreds of Sears shopping sprees.
Whoa.
Play Monopoly at McDonald's.
This time it's not just big, it's huge.
On High Mountain Rangers.
We're fighting for time in people's lives.
When your job is saving lives.
See this bird in the air.
You can't think of anything else.
They can't see us.
Even if your own life hangs in the balance.
Have a look.
Mayday, mayday.
I can't hold her.
We're going down.
High Mountain Rangers, Saturday.
Did you know Dallas is on Next?
I know, that's why I'm here.
And if you don't stay tuned.
Well, I'm warning you, there's trouble coming your way.
So play it safe and stay tuned for Dallas Next.
On the next episode of Beauty and the Beast.
They look like they tried to go around with a tiger.
Only this animal walks around on two feet and half this city thinks he's a hero.
They hunt for this man as they might hunt for me.
I'll never forget that face.
It is not me.
I will never hurt you.
She cannot help being afraid, Vincent.
Her world is built on fear.
All right, hold her right there.
No!
He's killing people.
No!
Monday on CBS.
He's your favorite country singer in a unique musical celebration.
Kenny Rogers, Working America.