They come to your house.
You're the boys from TV. You sleep over bandits.
They stay the night.
Please.
They rob your bank.
Just give us a little bit of the money.
No. Good manners are no excuse for criminal behavior.
I'm stumped.
And this Saturday, they're breaking into theaters.
For a special sneak preview.
Great.
That's the spirit.
Bandits.
It's quite terrific.
And immensely entertaining comedy.
Cool.
TV 13 starts October 12th.
Sneak preview this Saturday.
Beverly Hills.
Where the stores take cash, credit, or gold bouillon.
Even the poodles drink bottled water.
If you want the best here, it'll cost you.
But the best pizza won't cost you.
You can get the Rodeo Drive of pizzas.
The Pizza Hut Pizza.
Just $8.99 every week this fall.
Right now, it's the big New Yorker pizza.
It's humongous.
Just $8.99.
Make it a Supreme or Specialty pizza for just 99 cents more.
Beautiful.
I've been a supermaid, chauffeur, and supermodel girlfriend for just $8.99.
Can we eat in here?
Yeah.
Whole Net Pizza Hut.
Don't move.
Kidney Guy calls 24.
The best new show of the season.
Who are you waiting for?
Keep Yourself Lose Stars in 24.
Premiers Tuesday, November 6th on Fox.
Just one of those days.
The students and faculty of Boston Public faced a lot of challenges this past year.
Nothing can prepare them for her.
Are you a real teacher?
Are you a real student?
Jerry Ryan joins Boston Public.
High school will never be the same.
So how do you like it so far?
The Boston Public season premiere, Monday, October 29th on Fox.
Used to be, Subway's Jared had a few friends.
Turns out, he's got an extended family.
Feeling fine and having a great time.
We're a Subway family now.
Thanks to the Subways in our towns.
Thanks to the man who showed us how.
We love Jared and Subway's taste.
Come and join us.
It's not too late.
Subway has seven delicious sandwiches with just six grams of fat or less.
Including our new tasty honey mustard turkey with cucumber.
With just four grams of fat.
The only thing that's missing is you.
Subway, eat fresh.
The Central Washington State Fair.
Do something different for lunch.
Try the DQ crispy chicken salad with our special honey mustard dressing.
It's just $3.99.
And when it's time for a treat, nothing beats the original.
Lizard, getting hungry?
DQ something different.
The new Fox hit series, Undeclared.
What do you girls do for fun?
A lot of studying.
The New York Times calls it the season's best new comedy.
That's cool.
Everyone's dad is cool with your own.
Like my dad, he's a big fat moron.
You guys would love him.
The LA Times declares you'll find nothing funnier this season.
I just read a few pages and I don't remember a word of it.
It's like my body isn't awake and my mind isn't asleep.
I'm going to take a nap.
And the New York Daily News raves, it's by far the best new comedy of the year.
Tie it and throw it.
Tie it to what?
Tie it and throw it.
Tie it to what?
All new Undeclared.
Coming up next on Fox.
Be right back.
Then get ready for a new Undeclared on Fox.
Do you want a hand helping?
Do you want a mask or a hand?
Did you see that?
That's Michael Big right there, number 7.
Oh, baby.
Man, he blew a hole in that bootstrap.
I told you, man.
Oh, no, no.
That's crazy.
Woo!
He didn't do that.
I think he did.
I got it wrong.
Maybe you should give me your phone number.
This Friday.
Fate's telling us to back off.
No name, no address, just fate.
I've got to find this girl.
It's messing with my head.
John Cusack, Kate Beckinsale.
Serendipity, rated PG-13.
In theaters everywhere Friday.
Hey, what you doing?
Playing soldier.
I can take a hint.
Ugh, a chicken nail.
Try to hang on.
I'll go for help.
Wouldn't you love to go to Europe?
Yep.
Any reason's a good reason to get to McDonald's
for mouth-watering new tastes like the grilled onion McDouble.
With seasoned grilled onions on two juicy beef patties.
Made for you for just 99 cents.
Honey, do we have a...
Trombone? No, I'll go buy one.
Unexpected new tastes at your favorite place.
Now on McDonald's new tastes menu.
Walt Disney has given us the most beloved movies of all time.
Now his very first masterpiece is one of the best DVDs ever.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
On Disney DVD October 9th for a limited time.
What's going on?
Is the best time for the best deals during the biggest wireless sale of the year
at your neighborhood radio shack.
What's going on?
Is great phone offers on name-brand models.
Like the incredible Nokia 5180 only $29.99.
It's free after a $30 instant rebate.
With features like one button access to menu options, caller ID and voicemail.
Hurry in for great calling plans at the biggest wireless sale of the year at Radio Shack.
The perfect place to get connected to.
What's going on?
Corky Romano was a veterinarian with a song in his heart.
It is day or two!
But on October 12th, he'll have to infiltrate the FBI.
Sorry!
Corky Romano with a PG-13.
Friends, with Nights at 7 on KCYU, Fox 68.
She's beautiful.
She's daring.
She's gone.
That's crazy.
I gotta find this girl.
It's messing with my head.
But his search is just beginning.
Just tell me her name.
No.
Serendipity.
What's it gonna take?
Rocket.
PG-13.
In theaters everywhere Friday.
Okay, the hair needed a little change.
Nothing crazy.
So I picked up new Garnier Lumia.
I'm gonna go get it.
So I picked up new Garnier Lumia.
It's different, cause it permanently brightens your natural hair color without dramatically
changing it.
And it was like this...
For my hair.
Not a huge change.
Lumia won't dry out your hair.
And it smells great.
Now I feel...
Pervinent luminous color.
Hits you.
Only brightens.
New Garnier Lumia.
The brightening color cream.
Garnier.
Trust them.
They're experts.
Play Cassius King at Burger King for your chance to become a millionaire.
Hey, how much for that dog?
What's up, dog?
We're about to marry a millionaire.
This is not what I had planned.
Play Cassius King at Burger King.
Peel for a chance at great prices.
From hot tasty food like a Whopper or a Crust Sandwich to a cool million bucks.
With a one in three chance to win, the odds are on your side.
Pardon me, would you happen to have some extra ketchup?
Hey, this is Candy Cane.
Who's this?
I've heard it out as a simple prank.
Now the joke...
You really should get that tail light fixed.
...is on them.
Come on!
Joyride, rated R, Friday.
I'm gonna have a girlfriend like...
Don't blame me if this party's no fun.
Fun is what you bring with you.
She's the friend you grew up with.
Oh, it's my dad.
I never go past second base with a guy and she means nothing below the waist.
You are not gonna see that girl again.
The one you can talk to.
Pretend that I'm your parent.
I'm pregnant.
My daughter's a tramp.
How can you do this to me?
Okay, go.
The one who never lets you down.
It's always you and me.
Riding in Cars with Boys, PG-13.
Opens everywhere October 19.
Hey, whatcha doin'?
Playing solitaire.
I can take a hint.
Ugh, a chicken nail.
Try to hang on.
I'll go for help.
Wouldn't you love to go to Europe?
Yep.
I'm gonna go to Europe.
Wouldn't you love to go to Europe?
Yep.
Any reason's a good reason to get to McDonald's for mouth-watering new tastes like the grilled
onion McDouble with seasoned grilled onions on two juicy beef patties, made for you for
just 99 cents.
Honey, do we have a-
Trombone?
No, I'll go buy one.
Unexpected new tastes at your favorite place, now on McDonald's New Taste Menu.
With the cash prize at stake, playing two men-
I just kissed you guys.
Is a dangerous game.
You hurt people maliciously.
With blood droos all new, next on Fox.
Hey, what am I supposed to be talking about?
What?
That's me.
Oh.
Cover him.
You and me.
That's a half ounce of Seahawk Whoopin'.
Hey, Seahawks fans, come to Jack in the Box for your official Seahawks antenna ball.
They're free when you buy a sourdough jack combo.
Go Seahawks.
The Central Washington State Fair.
Hey, hey, hey.
Who got the hogs out?
On the next Blind Date-
I just want you teasing him all the time, jumping out of airplanes.
Kate's a thrill seeker.
I totally can't wait to go to heaven.
Who's got Fred jumping to conclusions.
Note to self, stop being a chicken.
Plus-
Either I want to be a forest firefighter or move to Rio de Janeiro and get a boob job
and be a stripper.
Melissa shares some tips on career counseling.
Honey, for both of them, you get to wear rubber outfits.
That's next time on Blind Date.
Friday at 10 on Fox 68.
When I won the Washington State Lottery's Lucky for Life game, it dawned on me.
The longer I live, the more money I'll get.
Hence the protective armor.
Already it's come in handy.
$1,000 a week for the rest of my life.
And I'm not taking any chances.
Lucky for life.
The longer you live, the more money you get.
Undeclared will be back in a snap.
Then it's a new episode of Love Cruise on Fox.
Corky Romano was a great vet.
What are you doing out there?
Come on, let go.
Woo.
But to save his family, he'll have to pretend to be an FBI agent.
And become a master of disguise.
You guys want some cookies?
Chinese translator.
And a martial arts specialist.
Corky Romano.
Sorry.
3DPG 13 starts Friday, October 12th.
No matter who you are or what you're into, isn't it nice to know you'll be accepted?
That's why the Redskins' biggest fans, the Hoggets, make sure to bring their Visa cards
to the Forecast boutique.
Visa, the official card of the NFL.
Do I look fat in this dress?
Yes.
Looks like somebody's driving the calcium bus to Strongbone City.
How'd you get in here?
Doesn't matter.
So did you win?
Win what?
Cyberloot.
Dude.
Get a gallon of milk.
Peel the sticker off the cap.
You have a combined one in five chance to get EA video games, free music, or EA video
game discounts online.
Cool.
So how about going halves on that sandwich?
Leave.
Cyberloot.
On caps and in stores now.
Dude, that's so cold.
Out.
You used all your cores having to pay phone, didn't you?
Next time, download on the center with 1-800-C-8-L-L-A-T-T.
It's free for you and cheap for them.
By the way, this one's hot.
Save big bucks on every call.
Just dial 1-800-C-8-T-T for collect calls.
We're convinced that the Crest Spin Brush cleans better than an ordinary brush because
it's the only brush with a spinning head and stationary bristles.
Try it.
If you're not convinced, we'll give you your money back.
Now that's a better spin on clean.
Crest Spin Brush.
Everybody loves Raymond.
See you next week.