Oh, we've dreamed about a vacation in the islands for years.
But then on the way there, disaster strikes, and we're all stuck in our room with diarrhea.
So I bought Imodium AD.
I heard it worked better.
Original prescription strength Imodium AD stops diarrhea, often with one dose, instead
of dose after dose after dose of the pink stuff.
With just one dose, our diarrhea was gone, and so were we.
Out having the time of our lives.
Imodium AD, the original prescription for one dose relief.
This is a gold MasterCard, okay?
Sure, it's got a credit line of at least $5,000, but it won't settle any unresolved issues
from your childhood.
Well, maybe it could.
I mean, no gold card is more accepted on the planet, so you can take your parents to dinner
practically anywhere in the day.
Mom, Dad, you raised me.
I owe you a steak.
It might be smart to buy them a grandfather clock to replace the one you demolished when
you were eight.
And if this one gets broken, the MasterPurchase plan can replace it.
So I guess a gold MasterCard could resolve some childhood issues.
Wow, gold MasterCard.
It's more than a gold card.
It's smart money.
There's a wild new ride at Disneyland, and it's out of control.
Moving, spinning, swerving, sliding, and it never stops.
Well, almost never.
It's the new Roger Rabbit's cartoon spin in Mickey's Doom Town.
You're in control.
You're out of control.
But can you escape the dreaded dip?
Head for Roger Rabbit's cartoon spin, a wild new ride at Disneyland.
To fight gum disease, Colgate Precision has three sets of bristles, one like a flat brush
for the surface, another like a rippled brush to reach between, and a third designed like
nothing else to sweep plaque from the gum line.
Fighting gum disease takes precision.
The Mazda 626 is a beautiful car.
You know why?
Because even with its six-cylinder engine, it costs less than a four-cylinder Camry LE.
That's beautiful.
Dad's picking up dinner.
Thrilling.
Pizza or another bucket of chicken.
No, he's going for our new Taco Bell Big Belt Dinner Pack.
Our dad?
Tacos and burritos and pastas six, ten, or fifteen, with humongous sides of rice, beans,
and chips, a complete family meal starting at $5.99?
This could change everything.
Yeah, Mom, I'll get a home-cooked meal.
I'm going to get a home-cooked meal.