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Tuesday.
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There's tension in the house when Roseanne's mom comes to visit.
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Ask for more potatoes.
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Who?
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Arnold Palmer?
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Sunday.
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Sunday.
I'm back with Barney Fife, head of security for our show.
You're darn right.
And head of our comedy tally.
You mentioned him earlier.
Well.
Steve Dacry.
Let me tell you something.
You know how a lot of people think I'm a magician?
No, not actually.
No, because of the karate.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Quick hands, right hands.
I was looking in this book, magic and magicians,
and who do you think I saw?
Who is that?
You know, I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
I'm a magician.
Yeah, I saw.
Who is that?
You recognize that picture?
Tony Orlando.
No, no.
It's Steve.
It's Steve.
It's Steve Dacry.
Yeah, he's open.
He's a magician.
He's open for, well, Bob Hope, Susan Anton, Don Rickles.
He was on Bozo Circus.
Did you know that?
Seriously, he was Bozo's sidekick.
Why is he working this show then?
Well, I thought I'd bring him on.
I mean, don't you want to see some magic, folks?
You want to see some magic?
He's on our staff, and I think we should bring him on.
magic folks you want to see magic this guy has been on our staff ever since the
show began as our talent booker he looks the talent on the show he no you're not
great don't please don't pull a fast one I'm not pulling a fast one you'll see it
for yourself hey you know you're in trouble when Barney Fife jr. says trust
me on this one well you'll see it for yourself now Steve you got to tell the
people I know you primarily I know I've seen you do a couple of magic things
but right but primarily is the guy who gets all of the people on the show you
know whether it's Ted Shackleford or whether it's a specialty act mainly the
specialty acts and you and Trisha Daniels have been doing that very well
for some time there's another part to your life right you also are the guy I
was told earlier and tell me if they're just giving me a line on this you were
the one the only one who could duplicate that Houdini trick upside down
in the water escape actually a couple of other guys can do it but not I use the
same method that Houdini did I had a problem with it actually I did it a
couple years ago at Radio City Music Hall I almost died in the damn thing it
was a you know you hang upside down and just before you go underwater they stop
and they wait for my signal and I do some deep breathing I do my deep
breathing and I say okay now and then they let the way they lower me in and
lock me in and they said I said now they lowered me down so just my hands were in
the water and they stopped for some reason and I let all the air out waiting
to see what was going on and before I could take another breath they lowered
it the rest of the way locked me in no I had no air and I figured I was going to
pass out and you know that would be it I don't know how but I did I was still
able to you know it takes like six weeks of of practice cardiovascular exercises
to be able to hold your breath that long and two and a half minutes later I got
out but it was a very close call thank heavens you do another thing sleight of
hand sleight of hand yes now we're gonna just take one shot of you doing this
because well have you ever seen a Martian I've never seen a Martian yeah
well I just in my mind here I thought I did one here's a couple of Martians
there's two of them right there you see I just keep them in my purse check are
there any more in there Rick I don't see I know just two which one do you like
the best just pick one um let's go with this one here this guy here all right
place your hand right up here on the table all right okay now I'm gonna hold
on to this one real tight right you hold this one very tight turn it over when I
say three you say go one two three go did you see it go it's gone when you
open your hands you'll have not one but two marshes oh come on yeah go ahead oh
for heaven's sake
Oh okay Steve what's the trick now because we work together I'm gonna show you the secret is I have three
Martians you see I never told you that in the beginning only told you about the
two of them these are the two I showed you these two here this one stayed over
here in my pocket now how many are here but let me start again from the beginning
there's three Martians remember I said there was a three Martians three
Martians is what I started with these two go in my hand this one goes into my
pocket now how many are over here I'm gonna say two are in your hand no see
there's none now Rick they've disappeared completely
this is just a map I'm gonna show you how the trick really works you see if I
take this one and cut it down the middle it makes two of them see now that we have
two I can explain to you how it's done it's really done in steps ten steps I
do them very quickly you'll see how it works watch one two three four five six
seven eight nine ten did you see them jump across
all right yeah you know I could imagine what you must have been like on a date
what it wait a minute um I get I get over here that was good that was really
good this is a trick with four little items one two three four okay you know
what this is this is a die okay two of them is dice make this one good this is
our last one right here they tell me so we'll use four okay we'll put one of
them right in the box right here okay so you see what we have we get four dice
all together right watch closely everything's gonna happen right here in
front of you on the table the Houdini this guy will sit here one there one over
here and one here watch closely now we'll start with the two in the front
ready watch did you see that one go watch the next one jumps from here to
there and then the last one the Houdini die from the box just like so gone and
here it is whoa that's tough to do
of course Rick this just went gold I'm very excited about it
Magic Secrets the 20,000 units is gold it's just past that and I know you can
get it in a lot of the video and toy stores around the country boy do you
know how to plug yes be right back Magic Secrets
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you know we try to give away money if you know your music so let's see right
now we got Arkansas on the phone Springdale hello hello is this Terry
Baker yes listening on k hog right now KH OG channel 29 aren't you yes and you
Terry I understand are a hog farmer that's terrific what's the what's the
price of hogs these days oh about $53 100 is that good or bad
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coffers so for a thousand bucks Terry what is the name of this I listen to the
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all I need is the title Terry I'll give you a hint that Motown sound
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Oh buddy get that one hmm anyway while growing up in Sheffield England here's a
lady who wanted to be a ballet dancer or an actress and when you hear her sing
you'll be glad she became a singer got a great new single called Temple of Love
here's Harriet
oh
Harriet and your little temple of love how far away from Sheffield England do
you feel right now long way do you really yeah I've been away for about two
months now just promoting the album yeah from Japan to Australia to New Zealand
to San Francisco Los Angeles New York back here Canada tomorrow and then home
in a long time world traveler your impressions of America Harriet um firstly
the caliber of musicianship within sort of just regular bars and you know
restaurants and that it seems like in England that all the good players have
since moved on and what's left is just jamming away and you know in the old
club thing right so and you're great at fast food good fast food you know there's
a whole experiment going on with a generation of people now we can see a
whole couple of generations of what fast food will do to us so we'll let you know
but I'm glad you like it yeah let's go back to your childhood
will you will you start did you start with music is that all you wanted to do
I've always sung ever since I can remember but like you said I you know I
wasn't sure obviously whether I wanted to do dancing or acting or something and
then when I was 12 I had a friend of mine was wanted to be a DJ so he was
into electronics and stuff like that I was singing over the top of Randy
Crawford and you know just on the record and I took the tape to school and a
girlfriend of mine said my brother's in a band you know they're looking for a
front person why didn't you go and do it and obviously at that age I wasn't sure
you know I just thought it was be for fun and I always sort of hung out with
musicians after that and you're hanging out real well right now looking great
thanks for traveling here and also please continue to wear outfits like this
gorgeous looks absolutely gorgeous Harriet thank you for being here be
right back Tom Wopat
tomorrow the beautiful and informative Lisa Gibbons from entertainment tonight
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it's unanimous Sunday welcome home America an all-star Hollywood celebration
I feel good saluting the 50th anniversary of the USO where did we get such men and
women with President Bush general Colin Powell and direct from the Gulf general
H Norman Schwarzkopf thank you you are going Tony Danza Frank Sinatra Tom
Sellett the Pointer sisters Merle Haggard James Woods Bob Hope and more with
4500 troops to welcome home America Sunday
we got a guy known worldwide as fun-loving Luke Duke of the Dukes of
Hazard and he's on Broadway now doing real well let's catch up with Tom
Wopat oh great just having a ball how you doing man I've been working eight
days a week yeah I hear you've got a schedule that is just a you know yeah
I've been doing Broadway for the last three and a half months I started
the first of the year in City of Angels and then on my days off I've been going
back to Nashville to finish a new album for epic records so got a got a
playful you really and you know when I mentioned you before you came out we
were talking earlier tonight yeah these people went crazy when I said Luke Duke
well you know that's uh it was a phenomenon it was something that it was
one of the top ten shows the 80s mm-hmm it was a gas we ruined a lot of cars how
many of you had to guess how many did you go through that's the first time I've
ever been asked are probably about 150 of the Dodges I guess yeah right about
two or three times that many of the cop cars probably about 500 altogether let's
forget that you've asked that I've been asked that so many times all right did
it help or I think the overall question really now that now it's all distilled
did it help to be Luke Duke or has it hurt you in a career sense well the big
the problem with it I mean it was great in a lot of ways by itself it was
wonderful the problem with it is that it really didn't do anything for my
credibility either as an actor or a singer so what it did was it gave me a
lot of you know box office it gave you a name so it's opened the doors a few
places but it hasn't helped convince anybody of anything so I've kind of had
to reestablish some some things fortunately in Nashville and in New
York I've had real good luck oh obviously yeah you stay in touch with
John Schneider whose birthday is today his birthday is today yeah I saw
Schneider a couple days ago I was they had a birthday party for him Saturday
night in Manhattan and he's there working on another show called Grand
Hotel so we got together afterwards and we had a couple of drinks and ate
birthday cake and carried on mm-hmm like you guys can do yes we can carry on
mm-hmm knows and the play is now if you had a chance to do the play or have a
number one country album and you had a choice whoo now that's hard that's a
hard one to pick see the country album I could work off for a long time you know
that's the deal is that what you have a country hit it goes on I mean it's the
Lord the kind of way like it was but it's getting more like pop now but it
still is they're very loyal yeah great they're really great and the thing about
Broadway is that one of those an opportunity like this comes along maybe
once every five or ten years this this part is perfect for me City of Angels
great show the music's by Cy Coleman and the and the book is by Larry Gelbart who
wrote mash and it's just terrific the lyrics are by a guy named David Zippel
and very very good books probably the best book been on Broadway in a while I
think and it's about it's like a film noir kind of thing it's a detective
story yeah and I play the Bogart kind of detective except these things like Frank
Snotthorpe you know so you get to sing oh yeah I sing big time yeah it's great
and you also get the women oh yeah you know that's so that's the story you know
he's a he's a moral man in the immoral world and he's there there's one point
where I come in after looking for this this lost gal mother her stepmother
comes to hire me to look for her and I go through all the nasty parts of LA
looking for and and I come into my apartment and oh switch on the light and
about a being there she is on the bed naked uh-huh yeah well you know a blonde
in your bed what more could you ask oh every night you get to see this every
night eight times a week oh wow it's a you know it kind of makes you look
forward to work makes me look forward to go to see the play city of a lot I
will I haven't seen it but I got it I'm gonna be in New York pretty soon I'm
gonna see it definitely Tom Wopat City of Angels and a country album coming out if
you can get a Nashville again soon be right back
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Tuesday Hayden gets a first-class gift how did you know to buy clubs like these
a friend and I called him and he helped me oh Arnold Palmer
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hey thank you these feel so good man oh and and listen Lisa canning I don't think
we give her enough credit thank you so much everybody tonight Ted Shackleford
will durst the magic of Steve Dacry Tom Wopat a great City of Angels right there
on Broadway Harriet and of course you for being up late God bless you into the
night
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