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Roaches, public enemy number one.
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Put a little...
Ow!
...into your Friday night.
Sure, I'd like that.
The cons are hanging up the chains and putting on the cleats.
We're gonna play the cards.
Nobody hits the quarterback!
Burt Reynolds runs the longest yard, 8.05 p.m. Eastern on the Superstation Friday.
Look forward to it.
We now return to The Green Berets, starring John Wayne.
India, easier to see than to describe, easier to describe than to understand.
India, a CNN report, Saturday at 3.
MTV? It's full of rock and roll gutter snives.
I suspect some of our younger executives actually watch MTV.
And we dance, dance, dance, dance.
Last night I forced myself to watch MTV. Revolver.
So little love, that's all.
I would no more watch MTV than wear white socks.
MTV, some people just don't get it.
Hello, Deli.
Now, the deli tastes you love.
Well, hello, Deli.
I'm also a new Oscar Maher selects slices.
Oscar Maher put deli taste where it belongs.
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Deli taste is here today. Deli taste the whole new way.
Deli will never be the same again.
A new company has begun, yet it has a 150-year history.
It's only a few days old, but it's already the number one manufacturer of medium and heavy-duty trucks.
Although you've never heard of it, it's in the top corner of the Fortune 500.
The company is Navistar International.
And while it's just starting to roll, it's already in high gear.
Introducing Navistar, the rebirth of international harvester.
Here is Jacques Cousteau with an urgent message why you should become a member of the Cousteau team.
In 1943, my friends and I dived for the first time along the south coast of France.
The sea was alive with fish and other animals.
Today, the same location looks like an abandoned city, ravaged by human abuses.
Someone must protect this precious fluid world from overfishing, pollution, and other wounds.
We, who love the sea, must band together to defend it.
Please join us at the Cousteau Society and help us keep the living sea alive.
By joining the Cousteau Society, you'll receive the newsletters, the quarterly magazine Calypso Log,
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Put a little into your Friday night.
Sure, I'd like that.
The cons are hanging up the chains and putting on the cleats.
We're gonna play the guards.
Nobody hits the quarterback!
Burt Reynolds runs the longest yard, 8.05 p.m. Eastern on the Superstation Friday.
Look forward to it.
We now return to The Green Berets, starring John Wayne.
Her shampoo has a drop of conditioner, so you just wash and go with great hair and no fuss.
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Put on the power of sheer energy. Put on the power of sheer energy.
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Well, there are three nevers in comedy.
Never follow a better comedian.
Never give a heckler the last word.
And no matter how bad a joke bombs, although it's never happened to me personally,
never let him see you sweat.
That's what new Dry Idea Solid is all about.
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In comedy, being nervous is natural.
Looking nervous is deadly.
Dry Idea. Never let them see you sweat.
Sunday.
I'm not an animal!
They caged him. They made him kill for sport.
They sold his woman, but they couldn't destroy him.
We'll free every slave in every town and village.
Slave. Rebel. Warrior. Lover.
Winner of four Academy Awards, directed by Stanley Kubrick.
Peter Ustinoff. Gene Simmons.
And Kirk Douglas as one of the most heroic figures of history.
Spartacus. 10.35 a.m. Eastern on the Superstation. Sunday.
We now return to The Green Berets, starring John Wayne.
My father was a...
In just a minute, you're going to find out how you can get this terrific alarm clock telephone absolutely free.
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In the tradition of National Geographic magazine comes National Geographic Explorer.
Bringing you two hours of the world's greatest adventures every week.
National Geographic Explorer.
Premiering Sunday, February 2nd on Superstation WTBS.
The Superstation takes the wave.
For the most grueling endurance race in America, the 24 Hours of Daytona, A.J. Foyt defends his title
while Al Unser Jr. and Bill Elliott fire up their engines for this Superstation exclusive.
The 24 Hours of Daytona, live at 3.05 p.m. Eastern Saturday.
It's not just a race, it's an adventure.
Super Sport, on the Superstation.
The 24 Hours of Daytona, 3.05 p.m. Eastern Saturday.
We now return to The Green Berets, starring John Wayne.
From CNN Headline News, this is News Watch.
Coast Guard searchers say they found what appears to be a large part of the fuselage of the space shuttle Challenger
off Florida's Atlantic coast.
They also say parts of the cockpit appear to be floating on the surface.
Libya has installed several anti-aircraft missiles on the Gulf of Sidra coast.
However, Reagan administration officials say the missiles pose little threat to Navy planes flying in the area.
Sports is next.
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I'm gonna dance with my baby turnovers
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In the tradition of National Geographic Magazine comes National Geographic Explorer
bringing you two hours of the world's greatest adventures every week
National Geographic Explorer premiering Sunday, February 2nd on Superstation WTBS
After 16 seasons as Kansas State's head basketball coach, Jack Hartman is stepping down.
Hartman made that announcement today at a news conference.
For NewsWatch, I'm Brad Johnson.
For 24-hour headline news, call your cable company today.
We now return to The Green Berets starring John Wayne.
Once again, I'm here to tell you all you get by ordering Sports Illustrated now.
And once again, I'm here to make sure you get it right. Get it right, Jack.
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You're doing fine. So far.
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Not yet. Don't give them the number.
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Not until you tell them everything they get.
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And?
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I only wear mink.
I only wear mink.
They only wear mink difference hairspray, enriched with precious mink oil, so it holds their hair with a silky feeling of mink.
My hair won't wear anything but mink.
In the tradition of National Geographic Magazine comes National Geographic Explorer,
bringing you two hours of the world's greatest adventures every week.
National Geographic Explorer, premiering Sunday, February 2nd on Superstation WTBS.
Put a little into your Friday night.
Sure, I'd like that.
The cons are hanging up the chains and putting on the cleats.
We're gonna play the cards.
Nobody hits the quarterback!
Burt Reynolds runs the longest yard, 8.05 p.m. Eastern on the Superstation Friday.
Look forward to it.