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Joe Sun and Company, a part of downtown Sacramento history since 1918, is throwing a huge 80th anniversary sale.
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Our special full hour of unhappily is rated TVPG.
Come on back.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Now we got a pause to sing this mug. You'll be looking cool when you're wearing lugs.
Lugs.
Boots. Shoes. Jeans. Life.
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When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today.
Smile, you're on Game Boy Camera. It's fun to look at yourself as other people do.
How's your sense of humor? There's a rumor, laughter's on its way.
Smile, you're on Game Boy Camera. Yes, with Game Boy Camera you can turn photography into puntography.
Smile, you're on Game Boy Camera.
Here's the thing about love, you never know when it's looking your way.
Here's the thing about 1-800-Collect-ATT for collect calls.
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Hey, put dinner in the freezer, Ma, cause I just saw me an angel.
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Coming this fall to the WB. A new series about growing up.
If you want to make this decision, I will not financially support it.
Breaking away.
And falling in love.
How could you think that you're in love with me? You don't even know me.
Nothing comes easy when you follow your heart.
I had never made a substantial choice in my life and that's why I came here.
Felicity premieres Tuesday, September 29th.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, there's still time this summer to get behind the wheel of a Jeep Wrangler for under 15 grand.
Or drive home with a new Grand Cherokee. Right now you can lease one for just $2.99 a month.
Or select zero down and no monthly payments for six months.
Some different offers that seem to evoke the same response.
That's your California Jeep dealer. Who else?
And once you fin-
The brawn.
The brains.
I was off the chart on verbal skills.
The babe.
We need to get cleaned out.
If they can just stand each other.
She looks good when she's mean.
No one else stands a chance.
Oh, I like this.
John Claude Van Damme. Rob Schneider. Leila Rashad.
Knock Off. Rated R. Opens everywhere Friday.
Thank you.
Hi.
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I think I'll have a pita.
Wendy's Fresh Stuffed Pita's. Feel good.
It works for me.
Identity. You ask me who I am.
Identity. But who am I really?
Identity. Does anyone know who they really are?
Identity.
Yeah, identity, Miss Evangelista. If you want to write a check, I need to see some proof of your identity.
Driver's license, passport, driver's card.
Considered the Visa Check Card? It automatically deducts from your checking account the millions of places Visa's accepted.
I don't have identity.
Next.
Driver's Card. Works like a check, only better.
Tiffany gets a taste of the Old West.
Why don't people take me seriously?
I'm really very smart.
Another episode of Unhappily's next on the WB.
Tastes of something twisted.
Hehehe. Hehehe. Where do you think you're going? Hehehe. Come back here. Hehehe. Hehehe. Hehehe. Yeah.
I'll see your prayers, buggy. Hehehe. Hehehe. Hehehe. Hehehe.
Oh!
Buggy!
Another taste of something twisted.
Can you slice with a refreshing twist? It's orange, only twisted.
The other day, I got serious air. I'm talking Saturn, bro. I got meteorites riding my tail. I gotta call Dad. Check in.
Use 1-800-CALL-ATT for collect calls. It don't matter I'm on another planet. 1-800-CALL-ATT is one more rate, anytime, anywhere, any galaxy, period.
I go, Dad, all's well. Keep it real. Peace out. Click.
Hey, I may be weightless, but I ain't senseless. 1-800-CALL-ATT is the guaranteed cheap way to make collect calls. Over and out.
You know, I've heard of these strips. Oh, they're from Ponds.
Ponds ClearPore strips deep clean to unclog pores and gently lift blackheads away.
So all the stuff you don't want on your nose ends up on the strip. It's like a veritable blackhead magnet.
Ponds ClearPore strips. So long, blackheads. From the Ponds Institute.
Fresh breath. Making all local stops.
Tick-tock. Breathe friendly.
Do you think this looks alright?
Yeah.
Maybe I should wear a scarf.
Yeah.
I think it makes me look fat, don't you?
Uh-huh.
So you're saying I'm fat?
Yeah.
Looks like getting new shoes. It's the Payless Fall Focus Sale. Women's casual sale price to $12.99.
Yeah, uh-huh. $12.99.
Does it feel good to be Payless?
Look.
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Nothing beats 1-800-Collect for staying in touch. It's easy to use and costs 10 cents a minute every evening.
And as Mr. Chas McFeely here learned, failure to use 1-800-Collect can get you in trouble.
So there you have it. Dial 1-800-Collect. It's easy, you can save a bundle, and you'll keep our furry friends happy.
1-800-Collect. 10 cents a minute every evening.
Go, Tyler! Go, Tyler! Go, Tyler! Go, D.B.!
If the body is cool, the taste is real. When I'm drinking down, this is how I feel.
Because you heard that right. This is what I say. C-O-C-A-C-O-L-A.
Call her! Call her! Call her! Call her! Call her! Call her! Call her! Call her! Call her! Call her!
Isn't the intention of your show to mock the institution of the United States Army?
mock game bird yeah mockingbird yeah everybody have you heard
apparently you haven't the early show premieres Sunday September 13th on the
WB keep it right here at 10 this is a community that is has suffered for 10
months Plumas County residents learned they may not get compensation after all
for the poisoning of Lake Davis and are demanding answers from lawmakers plus
firefighters continue to battle a wildfire in Yolo County that has burned
hundreds of acres in two days shutting down a highway tonight at 10 on q58
introducing a MPMs new bolder beefy hot dog trying one today for just 49 cents
and make sure you grab some napkins
hey there's still time this summer to get behind the wheel of a Jeep Wrangler
for under 15 grand or drive home at a new Grand Cherokee right now you can
lease one for just $2.99 a month or select zero down and no monthly payments
for six months some different offers that seem to evoke the same response at
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I'll take my son to the doctor today yes just for checkup hey we can do that now
since he got this new health care ready to go
that's Michael waiting around all day
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how's your sense of humor there's a rumor laughter's on its way smile you're on Gameboy Camera
you can turn photography into puntography
the moves going off track gotta pick up the pace neat that Lipton bris-tea taste
lifted their spirits plain to see life's a little better with Lipton ice tea
we asked today's hottest fashion designers to switch and a purse
prints invisible solid show me degree invisible solid his body heat activated
with a clear difference nothing came off on the clothes dry dry dry new degree
works hard but never shows
hugs boots shoes jeans life now it's just way too analytical never just unleashes his
creative side excuse me I have definitely unleashed my creative side my heart leaps
up for you reaching grabbing searching spinning my world goes round and round for your love
it's better with the beat of the bongos three couples three phases of love for your love
premieres September 17th on the new WB Thursday