I take Tylenol. But for headaches, I take Excedrin. Because Excedrin relieves headaches
better than Tylenol. How do I know that? Did I review the clinical research that proves
it? No. Not exactly. I had a headache. I tried Excedrin. It worked better. That's the only
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In our very busy world, we often say men wear mini hats. With women, it's mini outfits.
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Is he switching cheese? Yeah.
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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you play patty cake for an almond
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Little baby. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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There's a smile in every Hershey bar.
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Longing for a cheese slice that really measures up?
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Is he switching cheese? Yeah, that's a cheese switch.
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Come on, give me a boy.
How?
Just take him.
It's every parent's worst fear.
I wish I was dead.
Every child's most terrifying nightmare.
Can I go home today?
Will the horror end when a little boy returns home?
He's done things to Stevie.
Why didn't you come and get me?
I just couldn't find you.
I know my first name is Steven.
On the Joan Collins Minithon, tomorrow night at 8 on Lifetime.
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We now return to Daniel Steele's Jewels on the Joan Collins minathon.
Darling.
This is Debbie Challenger.
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Linda Lavin. The true story that shocked the nation.
How could they do this?
For the future. The Irvine fertility scandal.
A Lifetime Original Movie. Premiers Wednesday, August 21st at 9pm on Lifetime. Television for Women.
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Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian punch?
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So there, son.
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When you play me, you better not come with that.
Because that won't get you this. And this is mine. And hers and hers.
What it will get you is right back on that little yellow bus with that little old man to take you right back home.
Remember, this is my house and this is my planet.
Oh, and have a nice day.
Jackie O'Nassus. An intimate portrait. Tonight at 10 p.m.
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There's a smile in every Hershey bar.
You know what? On Wednesday I tried a terrific new yeast infection treatment.
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Was I upset? Very. But I handled my thinning hair in a mature fashion.
I put a hat on my head, ran to my sister and said, tell me this is not happening.
She said some women do lose their hair. Just like Aunt Beth.
But now there's Rogaine. It goes to the root of your hair and for some people gets it to grow.
And now you don't need a prescription to get it, so go get it.
Rogaine's starting to work and I'm thinking before long I can get rid of all these hats.
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If you don't stop ants outside, they're free to march inside your home.
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Gotta call dad, Sarah, Nick. What month is it again?
Oh, only two birthdays. Gotta hit the gym. Brought some bug at me.
Starving. Have some control. Stop biting nails. Hello?
Can we have a bit of long hair? Oh, there's what's her name? Joanne.
Her baby looks like a hedgehog. You can't think.
Mokotino. Haven't had sex for weeks.
Mok eggs. My bones.
Jenny. Yeah, that's her name. I'm becoming my mother.
That's a nice nut.
Hi. Hi.
You must be the phone man or the cable man. And I know you're not the cable man.
Why? Cause I'm the cable man.
Oh boy. Yeah, we're checking the lines for cable theft.
Really cracking down. Fines. Convictions.
Before you embarrass yourself and get caught in the audit, come on down.
Call TCI today and legalize your connection. No questions asked.
But hurry. The audit is underway.
I'm counting to ten. And if you're still here?
I'm up a pole without a paddle? Close enough.
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