It's that time of year again, so E! shows you what to put on your list.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
It's that time of year again, so E! shows you what to put on your list.
Come shuffle with me, boy George, and spend, spend, spend.
From fashion to film, it's the best of holiday entertainment.
A one-hour special that's stuffed with all the goodies the holidays have to offer.
Join Phil, Kurt, Gloria, Boy, Harry, Winona, Tom, even a little Christmas Carol.
Chestnuts roasting in a microwave.
The best of holiday entertainment. Saturday, 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific.
Only on E! the Entertainment Authority.
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Alright, that's it, folks!
Dysfunctional Families are the Toxic Thanksgiving Special, Thursday, 9 Eastern, 8 Pacific, only on E!
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Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's our show for tonight.
And we want to thank you for being with us.
We also want to thank our guests for tonight.
Elaine May, the Blues Magoos, and Esther O'Farreem.