It happens every day.
As the earth rolls on its belly, the lights go out from east to west.
Night sweeps across the land.
This is the time when dreams are made.
And as another day is put to bed, a tired eye opens once, twice.
The night's sleepyhead.
Serna. We make the world's best mattress.
The doctor said, what? Listen, if you're a woman and you get heartburn,
should you take these, which have aluminum and magnesium,
or should you take new Tums Ultra with calcium?
Tums Ultra tablets, which dose for dose neutralizes more acid than regular Milanta or Maalox.
And gives you calcium. Something your body needs anyway.
If you're not sure, ask your doctor. See what she says.
About Tums Ultra.
When glasses take abuse, they can lose their fit. Lenscrafters has these flex-on frames.
They're made of a titanium alloy.
The first time I twist a pair in front of a customer, they gasp.
They're very surprised that you can bend it and you can twist it, and it goes back to its original shape.
They keep their fit. Cool, isn't it?
And because we're Lenscrafters, we can make a pair of glasses with flex-on frames in about an hour.
Your kid can peel them off your face. Your aunt can sit on them.
I guess your dog can't chew them.
Lenscrafters. Helping people see better, one hour at a time.
Hi, I'm Jed Longhurst with MCI.
And because I join friends and family, too, I can show you how easily it works for me.
I save 20% on calls to anyone I choose, no matter which long-distance company they're with.
For example, Jack, my brother-in-law, he's still with AT&T.
But watch closely, because Jack may switch to MCI's friends and family, too.
He'll do it if he's smart, which he's not.
But if he does, I'll save 40% when I call him.
And even though he doesn't deserve it, he'll save 40% when he calls me.
Hey, buddy, this is an old time for napping.
Can't you smell the barbecue?
Just follow your nose to McDonald's Barbecue Style Bacon Burger, featuring KC Masterpiece Barbecue Sauce.
A quarter pound of beef, smoky bacon, and authentic KC Masterpiece Barbecue Sauce,
with large fries and a medium Coca-Cola Classic.
It's an extra value meal at just $2.99.
So wake up to the smell of barbecue,
because what you want is what you give at McDonald's today.
Oh, what a morning. Why are these things always so early?
Starving. No time for breakfast. What do you expect? You're gonna be hungry, of course.
What's this? A Kellogg's Nutri-Brain Bar.
Isn't this for health nuts? I mean, am I gonna like it? That's the question.
Delicious crust with whole grain, no preservatives, and filling with real fruit.
Apple cinnamon. I love it. But of course, it's from Kellogg.
They do cereal, they do breakfast. It all tastes great. Mrs. Doyle, good morning. How's my son?
Great student. Just talks too much.
Talks too much? I never noticed that. I never noticed that.
Kellogg's Nutri-Brain Bar. Start your morning off right.
Gotta talk about talking too much, because you don't...
Some people say eating right means settling for less flavor.
I say baloney.
I like healthy choice cold cuts. We love them. The honey and the honey ham. It's delicious.
With healthy choice, we get the great taste. We get the nutrition. We get it all.
Hi. Sporty, huh?
Ma'am. Forget to brush your breath today?
Put your roll down the window, ma'am.
Well, next time chew Denteen. That snappy, tingly taste will brush your breath clean. Denteen.
You might be confused by all the different types of pain relievers and all their claims,
but your doctor isn't. They call one type NSAIDs, like Aspirin, Ibuprofen,
and the latest pain reliever with the main ingredient naproxen, sodium.
The pain reliever in Tylenol is different from all these, especially when it comes to your stomach.
To varying degrees, every NSAID brand can sometimes cause the side effect of stomach irritation.
Tylenol won't. The choice is clear.
Tylenol, the pain reliever hospitals use most.
Now the whole family can fall in love with Pizza Hut.
Because now you can get any medium specialty pizza plus any medium single topping pizza all for just $11.99.
So you can fall in love again and again with Pizza Hut.
And the sea will tell. We'll continue.
A murdered girlfriend sends a cop over the edge.
Now, this doctor searches for a killer before a rampage ends in innocent blood.
One West Waikiki Thursday.
When the last of their three boys moved out, all Fred and Jackie wanted was to live the American dream.
What they got was a nightmare.
I lost my job. She kicked me out of the house. I want to move back in. I need a place to stay.
Hi, Dad. This fall, Hal Linden and Suzanne Fleschet hit the new American family.
I know how much you've been looking forward to having the house back to yourselves, but I want you to know we won't be any trouble.
Honey, Nicky threw up in the pool. The boys are back this fall on CBS.
I'll get the skimmer.
This is CBS.
Believe it or not, some people are comparing Cherokee to the bestselling Ford Explorer.
I say if it looks, feels, drives, and sells like the leader, it is the leader.
Let's check it out. Which one's longer and wider?
Uh-huh.
Which one gives you a better, more comfortable ride?
Thought so.
And which has more head and leg room?
Check.
Looks like there's no comparison.
Check out an Explorer today at your local Northwest Ford dealer.
Like barbecue? Then you'll love RBQ.
Only 99 cents and only at Harvey's.
Bitterest Furniture in Ellensburg is ready for the biggest furniture sale of the entire summer.
The FlexSteel trucks are rolling. They're loaded with a volume purchase of FlexSteel sofas and recliners.
They're loaded with terrific savings and backed by FlexSteel Seat, Spring, and Frame lifetime guarantee.
Plus, no down payment on any purchase. We've turned up the volume on savings during our FlexSteel truckload sale. Hurry!
Going on now at Bitterest Furniture in Ellensburg. Quality furniture since 1896.
Join Michelle Bingle and Mike Melman weeknights on 5 o'clock live.
An artist carves a sculpture from one piece of stone, creating a thing of beauty that lasts for centuries.
With the J30, Infiniti set out to create a luxury car that seems formed from one piece of steel with fewer joints to flex over time.
It helps maintain a feeling that's solid, stable, and quiet.
Visit your Infiniti dealer today.
Take advantage of special Infiniti lease rates now for a limited time.
Did you eat something you didn't want for breakfast?
No, did I?
Cheerios has added salt.
Salt?
Quaker toasted oatmeal has added fat.
They add fat?
Healthy Choice has added a little bit of salt.
As in sugar.
The Nabisco shredded wheat has no added salt, fat, or sugar.
It's 100% whole grain wheat with a delicious toasted wheat simple taste.
How does that sound?
It sounds great.
Nabisco shredded wheat. It's just naturally good.
Jenny Guilham, Vice President, LLV, talks about a better way to clean your clothes.
Clothes look old from washing, not just wearing.
Look at this shirt. It just looks older than it should.
We did extensive testing and what we found is that new tide really kept the clothes looking newer longer.
This new garment looks old after 30 washings, but new tide cleans better than ever because there's less fuzzing and fading, so clothes keep that new look longer.
New tide really worked.
If it's got to be clean, it's got to be tide.
And we're really excited to tell our customers about this discovery.
If your bacon cheeseburger isn't flame-broiled, fire it.
Welcome to Burger King.
And get a new flame-broiled.
Bacon Mega Supreme.
The new Bacon Mega Supreme is a third pound of beef broiled over an open flame.
And flame-broiling beef frying four to one.
Two patties smothered in hot, crispy bacon, melted cheese, lettuce, and tomato.
So if it's fried, it ought to be fire.
Get the new flame-broiled Bacon Mega Supreme.
More great taste for more great value.
Only at Burger King.
It's a week of Don't Miss Dave's with Julia Robbins, Robin Williams, Bet Midler, Vice President Al Gore, Johnny Carson, and Tom Hanks.
A reporter is drawn into one of Miami's most sensational cases.
The police won't help me. Who will?
When a father's little girl mysteriously disappears.
Think she's dead?
Probably.
But has she been deceived?
Oh my God. What have I done?
And can she stop a seizure of terror?
Elizabeth Montgomery.
She's alive, isn't she?
The corpse had a familiar face next Sunday.
All medical dramas are not created equal.
Make no mistake.
The medical drama of the year is Chicago Hope.
Thursday, September 22nd on CBS.
And now, please stand for the singing of the Dave's World anthem.
Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Beth, Tommy, and Willie.
Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Mia, Shell, and Danny too.
Please be seated in front of your TV and watch Dave's World Monday on CBS.
Should your underwear look like a
Please be seated in front of your TV and watch Dave's World Monday on CBS.
Should your underwear look pretty or feel pretty?
Uh-huh.
I'm just one of those women who happens to have naturally beautiful hair.
Look, this color, this shine, I'm so lucky!
You use nice and easy.
Okay.
It works with your hair's own tones.
The color looks totally natural.
It's nice and easy.
Only from Clarell.
I'm so in love, I'm weak in the knees for new Kimbell's and Bitt's bacon cheese.
Oh, I'm weak in the knees for new Kimbell's and Bitt's bacon cheese.
Yikes!
At last, the taste of bacon and cheese together in new Kimbell's and Bitt's bacon cheese.
Yeah.
Whew, he falls hard.
Eggo NutriGrain waffles have been deliciously improved.
And you're about to try them on an imaginary taste test.
Relax.
Forget they're nutritious, because now Eggo NutriGrain has a thick, rich batter made with whole wheat.
Close your eyes.
Wait, don't close your eyes.
But imagine the toasty aroma.
Take one crisp, imaginary bite.
See? With this new taste, you'll never want to let go.
Now, wipe your mouth.
You got imaginary syrup all over it.
Eggo NutriGrain.
A delectable new taste.
Imagine that.
Few years from now, we'll all be part of the future.
21st century.
I wonder, how will we handle the aches and pains of modern life?
Advil.
Of course.
The ingredient in Advil has been prescribed by a generation of doctors.
Today, a new generation has recommended the same medicine in non-prescription strength.
In Advil, over a hundred million times.
The pain reliever of tomorrow is here today.
Advil. Advanced medicine for pain.
Next on And The Sea Will Tell.
That jury's gonna find me guilty.
I can see the way they look at me.
She lied to us.
She didn't lie. She just didn't tell us.
Is she innocent or guilty?
Sorry, Vince. I can't help you.
Your summation better be good.
It better be...
brilliant.
This is CBS.
My most annoying sounds.
My daughter's learning the violin.
My most annoying sounds. My daughter's learning the violin.
It's, it's, I love her, but it's unbearable.
Oh, car alarm.
Neighbors got a car alarm.
Wah wah wah!
The worst sound, I'm late for a plane.
I got a call home.
I get the busy signal.
Every time.
Finally, I called US West and they had a simple answer.
Call waiting.
With call waiting at home, my calls always get through.
Swift. I know you.